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If restaurants functioned like Microsoft
« on: June 15, 2007, 06:29:32 AM »
Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be
your Support Waiter. What seems to be
the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't
be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using
the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the
fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible
with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you
using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe
it's a configuration problem; how was
the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a
saucer; what has that to do with the fly
in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you
did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup
of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to
the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of
the Day each day??

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is
changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the
Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is
tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup,
and the check. I'm running late now.

Waiter leaves and returns with another
bowl of soup and the check.

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and
your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't
ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll
eat anything.

Waiter leaves.

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:

Soup of the Day
................................... $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day
.......... $2.50
Access to support
................................. $1.00

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