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« Reply #280 on: December 03, 2012, 06:30:45 PM »
;) :) ::)

Nagpustahay ang tulo, tag P100, kon kinsay way tuli.
Bentoy: Tan-awa, (gipakita ang buli) tuli ko oy.
Estoy: Ako tuli sad,o (gipakita sad ang buli).
Pikoy: Ako na gid ning P300, (gikuha). Tan-awa . way gid tuli ko e.
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« Reply #281 on: December 03, 2012, 06:36:55 PM »
Nagpustahay ang tulo, tag P100, kon kinsay way tuli.
Bentoy: Tan-awa, (gipakita ang buli) tuli ko oy.
Estoy: Ako tuli sad,o (gipakita sad ang buli).
Pikoy: Ako na gid ning P300, (gikuha). Tan-awa . way gid tuli ko e.
        (gipakita ang iyang pikoy nga way tuli.) daog ko e.


yeaaaaaaaaaahhhh daug pikoy sombrono ddng emi angga swagging...... :)

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« Reply #282 on: December 03, 2012, 06:44:30 PM »

yeaaaaaaaaaahhhh daug pikoy sombrono ddng emi angga swagging...... :)
ha..., ha...., ha..., taga-i kog barato Koy.

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« Reply #283 on: December 03, 2012, 07:04:52 PM »
ha..., ha...., ha..., taga-i kog barato Koy.

tik2x lay imo bossing............. :)

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« Reply #284 on: December 05, 2012, 01:57:21 PM »
Alas dose sa udto. Mga bata ,nanagyon sa tindahan sa Insik.
Mananaygon; Mikanta...,Silent night, Holy night..,all is     
            calm....... Jingle bell..., jingle bell
Insik: Unsa kadasi silent night, udto totok, unsa kadasi
        all is cam. saba satyanan, hasta tao agi-agi. Unsa
        kadasi jingle bell..., wa mo da linganay.     


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« Reply #285 on: December 06, 2012, 11:29:12 AM »
Bwahaha! Nabali akong gusok sa pagkinatawa! :P

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« Reply #286 on: December 07, 2012, 03:46:43 PM »
-eksena sa jeep!

girl: manong bayad.

driver: saan galing to?

girl: estudyante, nursing, St. Paul bagong sakay.

boy: (nayabangan, nagbayad ng 500 pesos)manong bayad.

driver: (galit) ilan dito sa 500?!

boy: isa lang. Keep the change, seaman, bagong sakay lang.

babae: (nayabangan din, nag abot ng 1,000)bayad, paki lang.

driver: wala bang mas maliit dito? Wala akong maisukli dito.

babae: sa'yo na lang ang sukli manong, TEACHER ako, bagong loan sa GSIS.


wallleyyy kayo sa titser kow... heheheheh

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« Reply #287 on: December 07, 2012, 03:47:28 PM »
NEW SCHOOL DICTIONARY:

ALLOWANCE - A force that motivates you to go to school.
BONUS - The key to pass the exam.
I.D. - Alternative ruler to draw a straight line.
STUDYING - Causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pills.
UNIFORM - Where you wipe your wet hands after going to C.R.
TOMORROW - Deadline.
CLINIC - Home for best actors and actresses.
BREAK- Most enjoyable subject.
BALLPEN - Device used to draw something on the desk.
NERD - Bestfriend during exams.
CLASSMATE - Source of paper.

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« Reply #288 on: December 07, 2012, 07:22:26 PM »
ha..., ha..., ha.. naapay lain.

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« Reply #289 on: December 07, 2012, 10:14:36 PM »
Nagpustahay ang tulo, tag P100, kon kinsay way tuli.
Bentoy: Tan-awa, (gipakita ang buli) tuli ko oy.
Estoy: Ako tuli sad,o (gipakita sad ang buli).
Pikoy: Ako na gid ning P300, (gikuha). Tan-awa . way gid tuli ko e.
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« Reply #290 on: December 08, 2012, 08:30:16 PM »
Unsay Tambal

Pare Imok: Unsay may tambal ning akong namok Pre nga dili naman
            makalakaw.
Pare Tikyo :Gidungoy man na Pre.Sayon ra ang tambal ana Pre.
Pre Imok: Unsay man Pre ang tambal.
Pare Tikyo:Patumara lang na Pre ug Tiwas silin, ug dili pa gyod maayo
     Pre, tingala ang tutunlan ug Kutsilyo selin.
Pare Imok.  ha,...ha...,ha...,

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« Reply #291 on: December 15, 2012, 06:30:09 PM »


alangan na man ug magsinagpa-ay sila... ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #292 on: December 15, 2012, 06:35:28 PM »
VICE: "Sandali, may nakalimutan ako!"
VHONG: "Ano yon?"
VICE: "Shunga ka? Nakalimutan nga eh!

waleeyyy keu..

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« Reply #294 on: December 15, 2012, 06:40:23 PM »

Unsay Tambal

Pare Imok: Unsay may tambal ning akong namok Pre nga dili naman
            makalakaw.
Pare Tikyo :Gidungoy man na Pre.Sayon ra ang tambal ana Pre.
Pre Imok: Unsay man Pre ang tambal.
Pare Tikyo:Patumara lang na Pre ug Tiwas silin, ug dili pa gyod maayo
     Pre, tingala ang tutunlan ug Kutsilyo selin.
Pare Imok.  ha,...ha...,ha...,


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« Reply #295 on: December 15, 2012, 06:41:33 PM »
VICE: "Sandali, may nakalimutan ako!"
VHONG: "Ano yon?"
VICE: "Shunga ka? Nakalimutan nga eh!

waleeyyy keu..

weee.. ;)

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« Reply #296 on: December 15, 2012, 06:44:31 PM »


i admit... i'm not good in Math ::)

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« Reply #297 on: December 15, 2012, 06:50:58 PM »
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« Reply #298 on: December 15, 2012, 07:02:44 PM »
Si Juan at Berto...

Berto: Tara! Bar na tayo!

Juan: Tara!

Pagdating nila sa bar….

“18 BELOW ARE NOT ALLOWED”

Juan: Tignan mo yung nakalagay ohh!

Berto: Oo nga eh! Sayang! Dalawa lang tayo.

Juan: Kulang! Uwi na nga lang tayo.



~~engotz~~

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« Reply #299 on: December 15, 2012, 07:04:53 PM »
DIWATA: Ano ang iyong kahilingan?

PANGET: Nakikita mo ang mapang ito? Dalhin mo ako sa bansang ito (New York) at sa babaeng nakalaan para sa kin.

DIWATA: Sorry, hanggang dito lng sa Pilipinas ang powers ko, iba na lang ang hilingin mo.
…
PANGET: Sige, maging normal na tao ka na lng at pakasalanan mo ako.

DIWATA: Patingin nga ng mapa na yan, at baka magawan ko ng paraan!..

echowss..

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« Reply #300 on: December 18, 2012, 07:09:25 PM »
Mokatawa na lang ko og  he..., he..., he....

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« Reply #301 on: December 18, 2012, 09:45:43 PM »
DIWATA: Ano ang iyong kahilingan?

PANGET: Nakikita mo ang mapang ito? Dalhin mo ako sa bansang ito (New York) at sa babaeng nakalaan para sa kin.

DIWATA: Sorry, hanggang dito lng sa Pilipinas ang powers ko, iba na lang ang hilingin mo.
…
PANGET: Sige, maging normal na tao ka na lng at pakasalanan mo ako.

DIWATA: Patingin nga ng mapa na yan, at baka magawan ko ng paraan!..

echowss..

:-*

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« Reply #302 on: December 23, 2012, 12:57:00 PM »
Dear Lovelife,

Tagal uh? Traffic?.....



#strandedsiguro

hahahaha ;D

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« Reply #303 on: December 23, 2012, 01:33:28 PM »
Dear Lovelife,

Tagal uh? Traffic?.....



#strandedsiguro

hahahaha ;D

weeeeee... Merry Xmas lolla :-*

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« Reply #304 on: December 23, 2012, 01:35:24 PM »
weeeeee... Merry Xmas lolla :-*

Merry Christmas too Engr. :-* ^_^

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« Reply #305 on: December 23, 2012, 01:43:15 PM »
Merry Christmas too Engr. :-* ^_^

Gracias y feliz año nuevo adelantado demasiado :-*

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« Reply #306 on: December 23, 2012, 10:20:03 PM »
Nanaygon sa tindahan sa Insik, alas 12 sa udto
mananaygon: Oh holy niiiight, the stars are brightly shiiiining....
Insik:Unsa olay nayt, udto totok kalon, unsa star brayt shining,
       way bitoon kalon. Dili ko hatag sisilyo.
Mananaygon: Tank you, tank you , ang kakulipot ninyo.
Insik: Oooo, di ko kulipot, hatag ko sisilyo.

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« Reply #307 on: December 24, 2012, 10:42:40 PM »
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap...


ang baet naman hehehe

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« Reply #308 on: December 26, 2012, 01:30:27 PM »
Nanaygon sa tindahan sa Insik, alas 12 sa udto
mananaygon: Oh holy niiiight, the stars are brightly shiiiining....
Insik:Unsa olay nayt, udto totok kalon, unsa star brayt shining,
       way bitoon kalon. Dili ko hatag sisilyo.
Mananaygon: Tank you, tank you , ang kakulipot ninyo.
Insik: Oooo, di ko kulipot, hatag ko sisilyo.

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« Reply #309 on: December 26, 2012, 01:32:05 PM »
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap...


ang baet naman hehehe



nya ikaw 2ng babaye la?? ;)

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« Reply #311 on: January 06, 2013, 05:55:40 PM »
GF:Lumayas ka!

BF:Bkit?

GF:Niloloko mo ko nkita kta sa mall me ksama kang babae!

BF:Hindi totoo yan ksi sya ang niloloko ko,asawa ko yun eh!



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« Reply #312 on: January 10, 2013, 03:02:02 PM »
Nagbunyag sa simbahan.
Pari: Kinsay ngalan sa bata?
Inahan: Condom Father, combination sa among ngalan
    Connie ug Dominick.
Pari: Very unique .
Sunod nga nagpabunyag.
Pari: Kinsay ngalan, wala pa.
Inahan: Ikaw na lang magcombination, Father.
Pari:  Kinsay ngalan sa mga ginikanan?
Inahan: Ako si Pilar ug ang amahan si Sotero.
Pari:Very unique gihapon ang pangalan, Pisot.
 
       


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« Reply #313 on: January 14, 2013, 01:46:15 PM »
‎2 friends talking....

PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine kanina, ubos P1000.00 ko!

JUAN: ha? bakit?

PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket, pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! adik ata!



walleyyyy... ipa photocopy na lang... ;D

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« Reply #314 on: January 14, 2013, 01:46:52 PM »
Juan: pangarap kong kumita ng half a million monthly gaya ni tatay.

Pedro: wow! ganyan kalaki kinikita ng tatay mo?

Juan: hindi, yan din ang pangarap niya...


yowwnnn.. paningkamot ug paningtiil...

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« Reply #315 on: January 14, 2013, 01:59:38 PM »
Juan: pangarap kong kumita ng half a million monthly gaya ni tatay.

Pedro: wow! ganyan kalaki kinikita ng tatay mo?

Juan: hindi, yan din ang pangarap niya...

ha...,ha..., ha...,


yowwnnn.. paningkamot ug paningtiil...

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« Reply #316 on: January 14, 2013, 03:41:00 PM »

3 ka babaye na halos nag dungan ug pama uli sa ilang boarding house. Gikan sa ilang date...

Girl1: hay!!! excited kaayo ang akong date..tan-awa nagubot akong buhok!!!

Girl2: hmmp ako ang da best..tan-awa napala akong make-up!!!

Girl3: (nagkatawa sa duha ka babaye na iyan ka boardmate..) dayon gihubo ang panty, gi labay sa wall..ming-pilit!!! sabay ingun maoy nay da best na date!!!





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« Reply #317 on: January 15, 2013, 05:29:27 PM »
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« Reply #318 on: January 17, 2013, 10:36:25 AM »
Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them."We have arrived ". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "thank you". The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap. The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked "whats that for?". The 3rd guy replied:
"CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME U MORON, you nearly killed us!".

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« Reply #319 on: January 17, 2013, 01:35:19 PM »
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