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Fresh Milk
« on: October 10, 2009, 09:51:33 AM »

Pasi-una.   Pasaylo-on unta kos mga Pari diri labina ni Pads ChicOgon.   :)   Fish be with you Pads.   :)

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Fresh Milk

Usa ka managti-ayon nga nagnegosyo ug pamaligya ug fresh milk  ( pero sinagulan ug tubig ) naka huna huna nga mokumpisal sa Pari  kay nakonsensyahan na sila sa ilang gibuhat.  Ug ni-adto sila sa simbahan aron mangumpisal.

Asawa (babae).......... :  Pasaylo-a ko Padir kay naka sala ako.  Namaligya ko ug fresh milk na sinagulan ug tubig.

Pari......................... :  Sala kana anak.  Dili maayo nga mang limbong kita sa atong isig katawo para lang moginansya sa negosyo. 
...............................:  Sige paghinulsol sa imong mga sala.  Pag litok ug 300 ka maghimaya ka Maria ug 500 ka amahan namo.

Asawa (babae)...........:  Salamat Padri.

Ang bana napud ni kumpisal ug pagka human nilingkod ug nag ampo. Ang bana dali ra nahuman pero ang asawa(babae) grabe ka dugayyyyyyyyyyy nahuman.  Paghuman gipangutana sa asawa ang bana ug nganong dali ra nahuman sya ug ampo ug mao ni ang gi-ingon sa bana.

Bana.........................:  Padir pasaylo-a ko kay namaligya ko ug tubig sinagulan ug fresh milk.

Ang tubag sa Pari........:  Bulahan ka anak.  Epadayon kanang imong bulawanong gibuhat.


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Re: Fresh Milk
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2009, 10:06:29 AM »
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Re: Fresh Milk
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2009, 10:11:36 AM »

Depende ra diay unsaon pagkumpisal ni Bai Bugsay.  hehe  ;D

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Re: Fresh Milk
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2009, 12:13:23 AM »
Mag-agad nalang diay ni kung giunsa pagconstruct ang sentence. Clever husband.

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Re: Fresh Milk
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2009, 11:18:21 AM »
Tinuod gyud ni nga magdepende imong penance giunsa nimo pagsulti hehehhe.Kasuway ko ani ma lost in translation labi na mangumpisal ka diri puro english ning mga pari na kabuang tag hunahuna unsaon pag explain sa sala heheheh.Mao karon ug mokompisal ko mouna gyud ko ug kompisal sa akong bana patudlo ko unsaon nako pag ingon sa akong sala adto sa pari heheheh.

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Re: Fresh Milk
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2009, 09:25:21 AM »
Bwahaha. Importante pud nga kon pari imong kaestorya, wala kay detalye nga kalimtan.

Parehas adtong namatjan og iro unja kay lagi pinangga kaajo nija gusto nijang pamisahan sa dili pa ilubong.

Si Isyot, ang namatjan og iro, ning-adto sa ilang pari. Sus, kay gibalibaran man sija.

Ingon sa pari, "Dili man mi mahimo nga momisa og patay nga iro. Tawo ra man ang among misahan."

Nahisagmujo si Isyot. Nija pa, "Aw mao ba diay, Dre. Moadto na lang diay ko ani sa ministro sa Protestante. Lajo ra ba tong ilang simbahan. Basin matulis pa ning dala nahong bayente mil nga ahong i-donate sa mohatag og blessing."

Abtik kaajong misaling-it ang pari, "Oi, nganong maghago-hago pa man kag lakaw nga init man kaajo. Dali, ako na lang. Ikaw jud, wa man ka mosulti dajon nga Katoliko diay ning imong iro!"

Bwahaha. Pari ra ba jud ang nag-estorya naho ani. Nagkajungit-jungit lang ang agi sa kanahan kay dili man Bisaya. Ningsamot kakataw-anan ang ijang estorya.

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Re: Fresh Milk
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2009, 08:00:57 PM »
Hahhaha muot jud Toy. Asa pa si father naay bayente mil.Ayo pa ning iro pamisahan ug bayente mil.Karemember na nuon ko ani sa among pari sa isla sa una.Tempong kalag kalag naa man silay sobre bitaw ihatag unja naay mga line nga didto ibutang ang ngalan sa mga kalag pamesahan. Daghan man jud ug tihik sa amoa shock si father kay halos kara sobre 10 pesos ray sulod unja daghan kalag gilista.Pagwali ni Father ing ingon 10 centavos ra ba diay kono ang plete paingon sa langit kay kasagaran sobre 10 pesos ray sud unja gatos ka kag gi lista  ;D

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Re: Fresh Milk
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2009, 05:36:41 PM »
HB: corrupt priest siguro sad :)

TS: brayt mo dala diskarte pero sayop iyang gikompisal. Ok ra ang asawa nga dugay nahuman pero sakto man iyang sala nga gi kompisal.

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Re: Fresh Milk
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2009, 11:12:33 AM »
Breaking News:

Usa ka tawo namatay sa fresh milk.

Nganu man bi?

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