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« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2008, 03:40:32 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2008, 04:22:13 PM »
English Class, Bawal magtagalog

Teacher: From now on, speak only english

Pedro: ma'am may i go out

Teacher: why?

Pedro: because father, mother me

Teacher: what?

Pedro: (pawisan) TATA, INA, AKO ma'am (natata-e na ako mam)

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« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2008, 07:13:50 PM »


wahahhaha!

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« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2008, 09:36:50 AM »
maayo ni si mawjood mo tunga lang ahat dayon pakataw-on ta'g todo!  ;D
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« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2008, 09:53:41 PM »
Tindero: Nong, gatas ng baka. P10 piso lang usa ka baso

Manong: Kamahal pod ana Dong, na-a bay tag piso ana

Tindero: Ni-a man pod Nong, pero ikaw nay mo totoy sa baka.


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« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2008, 09:57:08 PM »
A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, "What are NITRATES?

The student replied shyly, "Ma'am, sa motel po.

NITRATES are higher than day rates!"


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« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2008, 10:06:39 PM »
Sa Chemistry Class:

Lito: Pare, unsa may laka-inan sa H2O sa CO2?

Joseph: Sus maryosep, unsa gud ka, wa diay ka kahibaw ana? 

Ang H2O ay HOT water! At ang CO2... COLD water.

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« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2008, 12:37:46 AM »


hahahhaa... matinga man sad ta unsay father mother me hahahha! ;D
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« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2008, 12:41:13 PM »
PEPE: Bay Jose, bilib gyud ko sa pamilya ninyo, hilig mokanta ug naa sud sa banyo, unya mga  piskay ug tingog.

JOSE: Kinahanglan gyud bay

PEPE: Ngano man

JOSE: Way trangka among banyo

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« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2008, 12:46:02 PM »
Anak: tay nia koy assignment, "find the least common denominator"

Tatay: ha! sa ako pay naa sa elementarya assignment na na namo, wa pa ba diay na makit-i

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« Reply #30 on: July 24, 2008, 12:55:33 PM »
TEN HUSBANDS

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!

"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"




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