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Aling Dionisia Jokes
« on: April 11, 2013, 10:28:38 AM »
Sa Isang Birthday Party
Aling Dionisia:   Blue!!!  Blue the Kick!!!!


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Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2013, 10:29:07 AM »
Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.
Aling Dionisia: Talaga?...Gusto ko gumanda!
Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.
Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako?
Genie: Hindi, babalik na lang ako,  magtitiis sa loob at mag-aantay ng bagong makakapulot ng bote.


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Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2013, 10:29:41 AM »
Aling Dionisia: Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
Inday: Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
Aling Dionisia: Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya kailangan ko yung seeds.


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Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2013, 10:30:39 AM »
Aling Dionisia:  Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.

Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
Manny: Talaga ‘nay? Anu?
Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)


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Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2013, 10:31:10 AM »
Sa Las Vegas
Waiter: May I take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!


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Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2013, 10:32:00 AM »
Dionesia: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
Doctor (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na?
Dionesia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Para umayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?


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Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2013, 10:32:48 AM »
dionisia: ayoko nang mag inglis
manny: bakit nay?
ang hirap eh halos lahat saliita ay "pis"
ang isda pis, ang mukha pis,sa subdivision may
pis 1, at pis 2 ay ambot sa kanding na naay bangs pis be with u Ü


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Re: Aling Dionisia Jokes
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2013, 10:45:34 AM »
Bwahaha! Maypa tuoy Bisaya kay usa ray pis, pis tingyawa! ;D

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