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Abtik
« on: January 24, 2013, 04:19:55 PM »
A young doctor boarded an airplane and took his seat. He was looking forward to a week-long conference in New York. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat.

As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in New York." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, the doctor calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the doctor said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."


Bwahaha! ;D

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Re: Abtik
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2013, 10:03:51 PM »

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Re: Abtik
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2013, 10:51:18 PM »
seizing the opportunity gyud ning tawhana. unta dili makit-an ang passport ug ID aron dili mabisto. :)

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Re: Abtik
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2013, 02:05:20 AM »
Wine does not make you FAT... it makes you LEAN.

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Re: Abtik
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2013, 06:07:31 AM »
wa lagi ko ka-gets sa joke.  mangita kuno ko kinsa na si bubba.  igsoon ba kaha na ni bubble gum...

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Re: Abtik
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2013, 06:19:17 AM »
dia na, sakpan na nako why...
(at yahoo answers)

TONTO (native american name) - well-endowed
GOLDSTEIN (jewish family name) - best lover
BUBBA (redneck name) - best stamina

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Re: Abtik
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2013, 06:49:50 AM »
Bubba is often used by Afro-American down south than Rednecks (white trash)

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Re: Abtik
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2013, 11:02:09 AM »
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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