Decide which one you are.Vain
A person who loves the smell of his own farts
Amiable
A person who loves the smell of other people's farts
Proud
A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
Shy
A person who releases silent farts and then blushes
Impudent
A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs
Unfortunate
A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead
Scientific
A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution
Nervous
A person who stops in the middle of his fart
Honest
A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons
Dishonest
A person who farts and then blames the dog
Foolish
A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours
Thrifty
A person who has several good farts in reserve
Anti-Social
A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy
Strategic
A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing
Unfortunate
A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead
Sadistic
A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate
Intellectual
A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed
Athletic
A person who farts at the slightest exertion
Miserable
A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all
Sensitive
A person who farts and then starts crying
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