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Decide which one you are.

Vain
    A person who loves the smell of his own farts

Amiable
    A person who loves the smell of other people's farts

Proud
    A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

Shy
    A person who releases silent farts and then blushes

Impudent
    A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

Unfortunate
    A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead

Scientific
    A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution

Nervous
    A person who stops in the middle of his fart

Honest
    A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons

Dishonest
    A person who farts and then blames the dog

Foolish
    A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours

Thrifty
    A person who has several good farts in reserve

Anti-Social
    A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy

Strategic
    A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing

Unfortunate
    A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead

Sadistic
    A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate

Intellectual
    A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed

Athletic
    A person who farts at the slightest exertion

Miserable
    A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all

Sensitive
    A person who farts and then starts crying

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