How to make a woman happy

[Barbaro]

How to make a woman happy ........

It's really not difficult...

To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :

  1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

17. A psychologist

18. A pest exterminator

19. A psychiatrist

20. A healer

20. A good listener

22. An organizer

23. A good father

24. Very clean

25. Sympathetic

26. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate




WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Give her compliments regularly

45. Love shopping

46. Be honest

47. Be very rich

48. Not stress her out

49. Not look at other girls




AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little
Yourself

51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where
She goes




IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes
       


                   HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

Provide him with

1. Good food;

2. Sex  

[Glen]

Kuyawa god ana Barbs.
Unya 2 ra sa laki? Ka sayon ra diay! Hehehehe

[Happy]

Maong lisud jud sabton ang babaye Gem kay daghan kaayo arti wahahaha

[Glen]

Amen to that Happy. Aw depende siguro pod.

[Happy]

Mao pud

[hazel]

Di ko motuo ana, Lex, nga duha ra ang need sa laki.

[Barbaro]

guesh kuno zel ug unsa pay uban sa lalaki?

[Lorenzo]

lol @ 'good food' and 'sex'.

[ligiah]

tinuod na guys?

[Lorenzo]

Ah di uy.

Some guys also yearn for:

1. Passion with their partner
2. Intellectual conversations
3. Fishing and outdoors life
4. Children and raising them
5. Cars, Cars, and more Cars
6. Faithful reflection
7. Good music
8. Great Sex
9. Good Food

am i missing anything else, guys?

[ligiah]

oi gisumpayan na! 9 na kabuok! unya... ang sex... gibutangan na ug adjective... GREAT!

[Lorenzo]

hahahahaha but of course

[Bambi]

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    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

Provide him with

1. Good food;

2. Sex [/color]  

Barbaro, don't you need a cold San Miguel beers  and sometimes Tanduay?   And a razor-scharf nails to scratch your back itches, my friend......okey? 

[C2H4]

Mabaw ug kalipay ra diay ning mga lalake noh?

[Bambi]

Mabaw ug kalipay ra diay ning mga lalake noh?

C2H4, we must have to believe the lady expert, Barbaro!

[C2H4]

Bitaw noh,

kani si Barbaro kay collector of women raba ni

he believes in quantity (but not quality?)

hehehe

jokes lang Mr Barbs

you know nga palangga tika

kami ni swakee nag pangga kanimo

[swakee]

bitaw C2... Mr. Barbaro o Mr. Casanova... siya ang kilabot nang mga koleheyala...

[lindy]

bitaw C2... Mr. Barbaro o Mr. Casanova... siya ang kilabot nang mga koleheyala...

mao diay niy gitawag ug chicks killer!!!

[Glen]

Agoy Barb kinakusgan man diay ka tiaw bay chicks killer!

[Lorenzo]

Mr. Barbaro is a gentleman, mao na'y the girls are attracted to him.

Mr. Barbaro, pray sir, can you teach me some of your techniques?

[Happy]

wala nagud katunga si Barbaro, nag kill pa siguro ug chicks

[swakee]

how to make a woman happy? let her think that she's the boss...

[hazel]

how to make a woman happy? let her think that she's the boss...

Not just think but men should believe that women are the bosses.