The Woman 'Equation'

Started by Lorenzo, January 22, 2008, 05:06:40 PM

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Lorenzo

It explains everything.   ;)




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Sigbin II

;D ;D ;D  I know we won't hear the end of this from the ladies of Tubag Bohol but I just have to laugh out loud. :D
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hazel


LOL! I will formulate an equation for MEN. Watch out!

Sigbin II

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ms da binsi


LOL! I will formulate an equation for MEN. Watch out!






Naa baja koy equation of men years ago, ako tong pangitaon!!!!

watch out men...

Happy

Hahaha paeta, nahimo naman hinuong problema ang woman, imbes nga tigsolve sa problem sa man ;D
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Lorenzo

hahaha aha man bi ang equation for men?

LOL!

I still stand with the above equation. Diba guys? Don't you agree? :D
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svetlana

It's hard to wait for something you know might not happen, but it's harder to give up when you know it's everything you wanted.

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svetlana

hahahaha

i have to do some research sa with regards to Man 'equation'  ;D ;D
It's hard to wait for something you know might not happen, but it's harder to give up when you know it's everything you wanted.

Lorenzo

The man equation is very simple, Sheila.

Happiness = work + entertainment

Man = work + entertainment

Therefore,

Man = Happiness

:)

Thats why women love men.  ;)

Well, then again there are other reasons; but that would involve the use of Linear Algebra. LOL

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teng


Lorenzo

See even teng agrees with me. Diba, pre?

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It explains everything.   ;)




LoL!

hahaha.. abi ko ug ag "money is the root of all evil" ang gamiton

na unsaon nalang, naa jud mahitabo "battle of the sexes" hehehe
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orChids

So it means ba nga kung walay woman,walay problema?Huh,hahaha di jod ko kapasar da kay nawala akong gahum sa equation.

Bambi


It explains everything.   ;)




LoL!

This is my validation.

WOMAN = PROBLEMS ?   

WHy ?

MAN NEEDS WOMAN

That means....

PROBLEM + MEN are EQUAL

Conclusion:

NOTE: Without MEN.....WOMEN HAS NO PROBLEM AT ALL!

Result:

  MEN =  0

Summary:

  MEN ARE UNNECESSARY IN WOMENS WORLD
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orChids

That makes me inhale now Bambz.hehehe Maayo jod ka dear B.

Bambi


That makes me inhale now Bambz.hehehe Maayo jod ka dear B.


Thanks Orchids.  For what we need men if we must have to do everything?  Just to nag with their laziness and excuses of sometimes acting being to dull assisting some household chores, isn't?
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Sigbin II


This is my validation.

WOMAN = PROBLEMS ?   

WHy ?

MAN NEEDS WOMAN

That means....

PROBLEM + MEN are EQUAL

Conclusion:

NOTE: Without MEN.....WOMEN HAS NO PROBLEM AT ALL!

Result:

  MEN =  0

Summary:

  MEN ARE UNNECESSARY IN WOMENS WORLD


Ug nahimoan jud mi og equation. :(
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Bambi

Another computation with the same RESULT:

  COMPARISON:

Modern WOMEN:
   
  WOMAN +  WORK  =  MUCH MONEY!

Modern MEN:

MAN + WOMAN = SAVING MONEY (Men theory)

Explaination:

MEN =  + UNPAID EXTRA WORK FOR WOMAN
            (Sex, socks/underwears washing, cooking, children's care,  household chores and etc. etc. and etc)

RESULT:


MEN =  0




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Gener


Here it goes;

MAN + WOMAN = CHILD (Equation 1)
MAN + MAN + WOMAN = INSECURED MAN + HAPPY WOMAN (Equation 2)
MAN + WOMAN + WOMAN = INSECURED WOMAN + HAPPY MAN (Equation 3)

Therefore: Equations 2 & 3 should not be used at any time, either man or woman

Eto ang malufet na equation;

WO.MAN - MAN = W.O. (Equation 4)

Where: W.O. is given the value as Withdrew Outright

Withdrawal Method (no matter how fast and outright) will give an absolute value of Zero or 1.

Thus,

WO.MAN - MAN = W.O. = 0 or 1 CHILD

But, the Value of CHILD = 0 or 1 can be affected if the Principle of Withdrawal Method is applied again without the practice. :)

lindy

karon pa ko kaabli ani dah.


It explains everything.   ;)




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