Med Student Jokes ;)

[Lorenzo]

A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it.

He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit.

"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index.

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[C2H4]

This is funny.

A corpse's anus is rock-solid, what with rigor mortis combined with formalin.

It is impossible to stick one's finger into a corpse's anus.

I should know. I've tried it.

Hahaha *joke*

[Lorenzo]

LOLLLLL!!

Aguyyyyy hopefully joke na 'te!

[C2H4]

Dong, a curious mind knows no boundaries.

With that being said, I'll leave it up to your imagination.

Hahaha! *wink*

[Lorenzo]

Hala ka! Hahahaha. A new taste is just a new day, or so they say kono.

[Lorenzo]

Joke 2

Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy.
The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in their bad habit one more time, they will die.
Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, "I don't care if I die, I need a drink." The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead.
Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk.
The gay guy looks over and says, "If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead."

hahahaha!