Bisdak Jokes

[reyceniza]

Mrs : Sir, pwede ko manawag sa akong bana sa radyo,
gidala among lima ka anak
Announcer : Go ahead, Mrs.
Mrs : Hoy, amaw! I-uli ang mga bata!
Usa ra imo ana! Bagag nawong!
~dli pataka og bitbit kay dli imo ang tanan~ hehehe

[reyceniza]

"Sa Jollibee"

PEDRO: Maam,Palit kog HONEY!

CASHIER: Wa mi HONEY baligya sir

PEDRO: Aw,mao ba!
BINU’ANG ra diay na kanang BUYOG nga dako sa GAWAS!

[reyceniza]

http://youtu.be/F_8xPkb2UNk?list=PLD82647B7772A7B96

[islander]

AMO: Inday, gitrapohan na nimo ang keyboard sa PC?

INDAY : Ay! Di lang gitrapohan, gi-arrange pa nako alphabetically.  Wa man gud nagsunod.

[Chongki]

[david]

[reyceniza]

KANO: (gisumbag ang pinoy ug nahayang)
Take it easy men, take it easy!

PINOY: (mibakod ug mibalos. Nahayang ang kano)
Kisikisi men! Kisikisi!

[reyceniza]

TEACHER: give me a tag question.
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?

TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?

[reyceniza]

[reyceniza]

[reyceniza]

[rogamz]

[reyceniza]

[Chongki]

[islander]

Sulat si Juan ug love letter gamit ang alphabet:

ABC- always be careful
DEF- don't ever forget
GHI- go home immediately
JKLM- just keep loving me
NOPQRSTUVW- no one perfectly quite romantic shall treat u very well

naglibog si Juan kay 3 letters na lang nahabilin!...

XYZ- xee you zoon!

[reyceniza]

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[reyceniza]

[islander]

hahaha!  maayo na lang akong kaila si mary sy dili si merry sy.

[hubag bohol]

Hmm, di ba ang tinuod nimong ngalan, Aylandil, kay Wailee Go? 

[reyceniza]

[reyceniza]

[reyceniza]

ADMIN: Unsay pangalan nimo?
JUAN: Juan Kampupot, Sir.
ADMIN: Edad?
JUAN: Desiotso, Sir.
ADMIN: Unsay trabaho?
JUAN: Traysikol Driver, sir.
ADMIN: Single?
JUAN: Naay Sidecar, Sir..
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Teacher: Isyot! Asa ang HAWAII?
Buknoy: Mao na dira mam!
Bisan asa man gud ibutang!
UNya akoy pangitaan!

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TEACHER: “Class, ininglisa ni, “Singsing ng tatlong hari.”
AJA: “Ma’am! “A ring king king king king”

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Sa tindahan:

BATA: “Ayo, papalita ko.
TINDERA: (mataray) “Hmff.. what do you intend to buy?”
BATA: (ay english) “Well, i would like to buy 2 most popular compounds.. sodium chloride and simple glucose.. and the 2 common spices, allium cepa and allium satium which is worth exactly $0.4807692.”
TINDERA: (namutla) “Unsa?”
BATA: “Asin,asukar, sibuyas ug ahos. suma total 25 pesos, gi convert lang nako sa dollar.” kasabot??

hahahhahaha

[BolBuhol]

Ano gid ni man ni nga juk. Abaw linti gid ka ya. Ga akig ka lang tuba bohol.