10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years...

[hazel]

Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it.

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.

This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.


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[Bambi]

You give me a good idea Miga, my husband is allowed now to "PEEP and to PRICK" my boobs doubled as stated in the subject....so, ten years more.  Is there any research favored to women?.....want to live more longer too.

[C2H4]

Yeah, unsa man atong tutokan kitang mga ladies para ma prolong pud atong lifespan? ahahaha, alkanse ta ani 

This gives men more reason to ogle and stare at other women...when we confront them, basin mo ingon ra nga, "but honey, I'm just trying to live a  healthy lifestyle!"

nGeKs! mao na ni ron

LOL

[swakee]

ahahahaha C2... makahinumdom jud kos among rules ni banana nga it's perfectly okay to look at the menu outside as long as he remembers to eat at home... hehehe...

[swakee]

C2, just help yourself para mabuhi fud ta ug dugay2x... no need anang tutok2x diha... ahahahaha... you know what i'm talking about eh?

[Moyhua]

hahahahaha....unsa na lng!!!!....og mao gani...sayo mamatay akong bana...wla man sya's tutukan sa ako...dli man ko gifted....

[Happy]

Wala man para sa mga babae ani diay.

[i-volunteer]

di kaha ko masagpaan ani? 

[Scarb]

di kaha ko masagpaan ani? 

pa tapsing2x lang ug totok para di halata (ayaw na 5mins.-one direction hah)

[C2H4]

Advantage ang mga libat ani kay bisan nag tutok sa boobs, dili halata.

[John]

It's true!! too much sex can prevent prostate cancer, heart attack etc. but make sure lang nga dili buwad ug asin ang imong sud-an.

[orChids]

Staring lang?What if touch na,how many years kaha ang ma-prolong?

[Happy]

Advantage ang mga libat ani kay bisan nag tutok sa boobs, dili halata.

Ny ma upat pa jud kabuok imbes duha ra

[Brownman]

ahah! mao diay niy sikrito para mudugay tas planeta, sagdi ra kay musuway ko aning magika.

[lindy]

for ladies keep playing balls to prolong your life....

[Moyhua]

Correct!!!!!!!!!

Matud pa ni Kris Aquino............May tama ka!?

[orChids]

Kulang kong walay bat.Ang ibunal diay.

[Happy]

Hahaha katawaa nako oi.
Magpalit nata ani baseball bat Aya-san

[Moyhua]

Unya inig human sa baseball...ang pagkaon dayon...itlog og hotdog..unya pakapin pansit...sure...huwasan jud!

[orChids]

Haha,maka gutom man mo oy.Labina gimingaw na ko ug pansit.

[Vito Andoline]

Staring lang?What if touch na,how many years kaha ang ma-prolong?

mao na ang  giingon na abangan ang  susunod na 

[Vito Andoline]

ahah! mao diay niy sikrito para mudugay tas planeta, sagdi ra kay musuway ko aning magika.

unsa kung gamay na nya  daginoton  kanang di maklaro unsaon man?

[thisgirlvader]

Bra: If this is true, my cups runneth over with glee. =)

[Brownman]

this thread was reccomended by doctors through out the universe coz it adds life at leas for 5 years extension, he, he, he

[lindy]

Brownman dili man ko kaantos kon ako lang tutokan...

[Brownman]

mao nay problima lindy maajo unta ug naay mo advice nato ani unsaon pag dala sa sitwasyun, ( ladies joke lang ni ha! )

[ligiah]

hahaha! namuot ko!!!! ingana diay?

[Brownman]

nangita tawun mi diri ligiah ug maajo mutambag ani ba para makakuha tag maayong move.

[ligiah]

nangita tawun mi diri ligiah ug maajo mutambag ani ba para makakuha tag maayong move.

hahaha! kuya Brownman, lisud ba diay na ihandle nga situation? nangita man jud ug mananambag? is it so hard just to look? hehe LOL!

[Brownman]

well, as to my experience ligiah dili man lisud sa parti namo mga boys if it was done with out malice, piro kung tagaan sya ug bad intention, na pirting lisura na, kay dunay uban panington ug agkot bisag naa sa aricon1

[bulak]

well, as to my experience ligiah dili man lisud sa parti namo mga boys if it was done with out malice, piro kung tagaan sya ug bad intention, na pirting lisura na, kay dunay uban panington ug agkot bisag naa sa aricon1

hahahhaha...sayon ra diay pag burn of fats ha no need to do exercise...unsa man kaha pod ang makapaningot sa mga babaye???LOL...

[lindy]

hahahhaha...sayon ra diay pag burn of fats ha no need to do exercise...unsa man kaha pod ang makapaningot sa mga babaye???LOL...

paghimo ug Thrad ani day aron ta masayod sa mga tubag...

[bulak]

paghimo ug Thrad ani day aron ta masayod sa mga tubag...

agu wala man koy hingoit nga idea kabahin ana...sige ako sa nang paga hinuktukan sa matag kaadlawon..LOL..

[Brownman]

paghimo ug Thrad ani day aron ta masayod sa mga tubag...

maayo sad ni nga suggestion ni lindy, murag sex education ang hitsura, piro basin masensor ta ani!

[lindy]

ipatapsing2 lang gud ayaw isentro...

[bulak]

maayo sad ni nga suggestion ni lindy, murag sex education ang hitsura, piro basin masensor ta ani!

hmmm sige if i dare..basin mo react ang kababainhan ani kalakiha...

[lindy]

dinhi nato maila ang gutttttssss....

[bulak]

dinhi nato maila ang gutttttssss....

agu...na mabutyag na gyod kung naa man galing koy gutttttssssssss....

[lindy]

unya kon makamao ba sad mag exercise ang inyong mga eyes... di bah?

[bulak]

aw masubay taman ni..u know girls are just quite....silent pero midyu rock!!!

[lindy]

i know morag horse... u know why?

[bulak]

i know morag horse... u know why?

wala kuya??why man??

[lindy]

next time kana nako tug anan... ask ka nila ms. da bins or Bambs basin kahibalo sila... see yahhhhh....

[Vito Andoline]

unya kon makamao ba sad mag exercise ang inyong mga eyes... di bah?

mao ni  ang  makanindot  ron
unsa man sad ang  maka prolong sa mga woman aron madugangan ug 5 years?

[ligiah]

mao ni  ang  makanindot  ron
unsa man sad ang  maka prolong sa mga woman aron madugangan ug 5 years?

mao na'y pangutana nga kinahanglan na sad ug research!

[Vito Andoline]

ginger magresearch na daw pud ka  ug unsa ni

[hazel]

hahahha tua na lagi. ikaw na pud research, Vito.

[udtohan]

really? why the boobs and why not the___?

[ligiah]

really? why the boobs and why not the___?

20 years na man kuno to el mundo! wahahah!

[bulak]

hai unfair for girls ha...ni 20 yrs na ang inyuha ang amoa zero pa...

[thegirlnextdoor]

Makes me wonder what the heck are my fringe bennefits for helping a man pro long his life?

Would I really be doing him a favor? (LOL)

[Moyhua]

Basta para nako...ok na ko makakita og Vitamins sa mata...

[lindy]

Basta para nako...ok na ko makakita og Vitamins sa mata...

OKRA!!!!

[Vito Andoline]

hu is it  true?

[alfonso_potane]

UNJA ASA MAN ANG VITAMIN SA MATA ANI... PA TAN AWA POD KO.. NINJO...

[Vito Andoline]

Basta para nako...ok na ko makakita og Vitamins sa mata...

Gie  unsa nga klase na  vitamins sa mata.LOL

[Moyhua]

Secret ra pod na nako...phon na lng kay busy pa ko

[lindy]

Gie moanha ka unya gabie?

[Scarb]

UNJA ASA MAN ANG VITAMIN SA MATA ANI... PA TAN AWA POD KO.. NINJO...

dong Alfonz unsa man na imo reply kusog man modagan
magkaboang man tag apas ana

ingna imo Gf og pwede baka permi motan-aw
aron tingale pod ma prolong imo life if its really true hah?

[Scarb]

oi we need research jud Ladies
ky its unfair nga ang mga gentlemen
naay paagi nga ma prolong
unsa pod kaha atoa na?
kon naa sila naa pod ta oi

[Vito Andoline]

di ko motoo ana

[glacier_71]

karon pa ko ani da. naa diay ni nga thread.
hoy mga boys...wanna live 5 years longer?
suggod nag totok og boobs karong orasa...

pwede ba kaha magmantinir og boobs sa baka? hahahahhaha

[kiamoy]

aysa..

qualified  diay pictures ani? hihi how about us girls?!  unfair!

[lindy]

for girls kiams to enhance the size of your boobs you need to drink beer.

[kiamoy]

hmm me thinks.

[Brownman]

pa tapsing2x lang ug totok para di halata (ayaw na 5mins.-one direction hah)

Good idea ni sis Dylu, musta kana karun long time no hear.

[lindy]

musta gaw?

[A Layman]

for girls kiams to enhance the size of your boobs you need to drink beer.

Frequent eating of fried chickens from fastfood resto is one way of enhancing your boobs. Ang nakaparat, pati lalaki apil ani.

[borobotoy]

aysa..

qualified  diay pictures ani? hihi how about us girls?!  unfair!

dako mang ko ug dughan kiams....pwd ka ari wats nko..heheh

[lindy]

Bai, bahalag dili modako akong boobs basta dili mookok akong willy.

[borobotoy]

hahaha...btaw bai si bayonyor jud i priority...

[Brownman]

musta gaw?

Gaw, maayo guihapun diri, kapyistahan man karun sa black nazarene,
musta man sad diha perting tugnawa man daw diha run.

[lindy]

kinahanglan ug sexercise permi.

[A Layman]

Ihian na lang ang nono nga may dwende aron modako!

[borobotoy]

Ihian na lang ang nono nga may dwende aron modako!

abi nako kalingaw na bungkalon aron modako

[Brownman]

he he maayo sad

[A Layman]

Modako ang imong bukton!

[lindy]

Tugnaw bitaw gaw. permi lang magtanday tanday.

Gaw, maayo guihapun diri, kapyistahan man karun sa black nazarene,
musta man sad diha perting tugnawa man daw diha run.

[Brownman]

Tugnaw bitaw gaw. permi lang magtanday tanday.

he he kalami sa kinabuhi diha gaw.

[lindy]

pastilan gaw, mas lami gyud diha sa atoa. pero unsaon nga dia naman among panginabuhi agwanta na lang.

[Brownman]

di bali gaw mamista nalang mo puhon diri sa bohol
ug makahigayun mo ug pa uli.

[lindy]

puhon gaw.

[Brownman]

maayo sad gaw kay lami na
itilaw ug sinugbang baboy ug
kinilaw nga isdang lab as.

[lindy]

lab as isda lang gaw ayaw nang baboy.

[Brownman]

he he mao bitaw gaw ako gani galikay likay na sad ko aning
baboy kay muslim na ko karun, isda lang ug utan pirmi ahung
paborito.

[lindy]

gaw lisod na basta magkabata.

[Brownman]

waahhh ha ha mao jud gaw
dyita lang gamay ug ehersisyo
sad

[buwadsanga]

10min staring plus 5 yrs ang kinabuhi?

pila kaha ka tuig madugang kong mo totoy ko? hehehe!

[lindy]

Hahaha totoy gyud.

10min staring plus 5 yrs ang kinabuhi?

pila kaha ka tuig madugang kong mo totoy ko? hehehe!