Tagalog Joke: National Hero of the Philippines

Started by MikeLigalig.com, December 13, 2012, 02:41:17 PM

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December 13, 2012, 02:41:17 PM
Tagalog Joke
HOST: Sino ang national hero na nakapicture sa 500php? Clue, N.A. initials nya (Ninoy Aquino)
CONTESTANT: Nora Aunor?
HOST: Hindi. Sa "y" nagtatapos name nya.
CONTESTANT: Guy Aunor?
HOST: Hindi. Dati syang senador.
CONTESTANT: Ahhh... Former Senator Guy Aunor!
HOST: Hindi!!! Patay na siya!
CONTESTANT: Huh? Ano? Patay si N0RA AUN0R???
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