Excuse letters

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These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling)collected by schools from all over the country.   

1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today.Please execute him. (Hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O kaya niyo yun?)


2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had hershot. (Pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka…Baka may rabies…)