URGENT public notice

[pioneer]

Notice To The Public:

In light of the recent posting by one of Tubag Bohol members which has elicited enormous curiosity from some guests and members of this site, Tubag Bohol Team is compelled to take action and release this urgent public notice.

First, we do not encourage barbarism in Tubag Bohol. Our site, aside from being free and unlimited, has been designed for wide information-sharing among Boholanos and Filipinos living in the Philippines and abroad.

Second and last, Tubag Bohol Team does not support nor tolerate any sell of body parts such as uterus, cornea, kidney for this is not part of the terms of agreement that individuals have to agree with when they register in this site. Besides, our system does not have a built-in mechanism that can facilitate transactions through Paypal, Visa, Mastercard, American Express, or through any legitimate escrow sites.

Yes, we have a category/board for Bohol Buy and another for Bohol Sell that can be used for members to post whatever things they want to sell or want to buy, but we regret to inform the public that anatomical e-commerce is beyond Tubag Bohol's control. Though we are offering this site forever FREE to all Filipinos - and foreign nationals, too, we cannot accept the fact and even imagine the idea that Tubag Bohol may be involved in a barbaric online business.

If you would like to sell your uterus, cornea, or kidney, you go to Pakistan, and you'd get rich there. This underground business in Pakistan has cashed in millions of dollars from Western desperados who want to have a new kidney, or any body parts for that matter, installed in their fragile body operating systems. Sell at your risk.

We are not yet finished.

To let our members and guests know that we do really care for the 91 million (and still counting) Filipinos scattered all over the planet, excluding a New Yorker engineer named Brian, we are offering a completely free tutorial on how to become an affiliate with ebay.com or amazon.com. We are not really that cruel to leave you financially bankrupt without even giving you tips on how to earn millions from ebay.com or amazon.com.

To cite one success story, a Florida middle-age woman claimed that her half-microwaved sandwich has the image of Mother Mary and decided to sell this "miraculous" sandwich through Ebay. When the ebay bidding wrapped up, she was able to cash in $22,000 U.S. dollars from the winning buyer, who until now has chosen to be anonymous.

So, perhaps, our Tubag Bohol member can do the same. She (because a man does not have a uterus) can become an instant millionaire by selling her uterus through ebay.com. And we promise here (a promise is a promise) that we won't ask for any commission or royalty fee.

We hope that this announcement is clear to all parties.

Thank you for making this site a part of your day.


Sincerely,

Tubag Bohol... "We Listen" Team

[thisgirlvader]

Publicity, whether negative or positive, is always good so long as they spell your name right. Haha. You will be happy to know I've changed my mind about selling my uterus, and trading body parts in general. 

[Happy]

thank you for the notice mike 

[-<GEC348>-]

The monitor shows we have more than 40 guests browsing.
Come join and contribute your piece...
It's fun...
You can talk on serious topics, too, sometimes
And when you say what's in your heart (like what Bobby Cericos did)...
You will actually feel better.

[Happy]

The monitor shows we have more than 40 guests browsing.
Come join and contribute your piece...
It's fun...
You can talk on serious topics, too, sometimes
And when you say what's in your heart (like what Bobby Cericos did)...
You will actually feel better.

Riiggghhht 

[pioneer]

There is a time for everything. 

[Happy]

There is a time for everything. 

Yes! A time to eat and a time to exercise, but i always eat and no exercise 

[pioneer]

The monitor shows we have more than 40 guests browsing.
Come join and contribute your piece...
It's fun...
You can talk on serious topics, too, sometimes
And when you say what's in your heart (like what Bobby Cericos did)...
You will actually feel better.

Yeah, sakto ka GEC. Because "We Listen."

[lumine]

The monitor shows we have more than 40 guests browsing.
Come join and contribute your piece...
It's fun...
You can talk on serious topics, too, sometimes
And when you say what's in your heart (like what Bobby Cericos did)...
You will actually feel better.

btaw jud! it's nice to share something.

[thisgirlvader]

So, Tubag Bohol isn't only good for recreation, you should visit it for health reasons, too? Makes sense. Mike and his posts are a good cure for constipation.

[-<GEC348>-]

URGENT PUBLIC WARNING:

Tubag Bohol is addictive
The people here can hear your deepest thoughts
                                                                                            and desires
They listen
                       even to the softest murmurs
                                                                           you make while
                                                                                                          you dream

[pioneer]

So, Tubag Bohol isn't only good for recreation, you should visit it for health reasons, too? Makes sense. Mike and his posts are a good cure for constipation.

This is the best place for learning A, B, C, D...

A stands for?
B stands for?
C stands for?
D stands for?
E stands for?
F stands for?
....
.....
....
K stands for "Katulgon nako, alas dos pa ko mata." 

[pioneer]

URGENT PUBLIC WARNING:

Tubag Bohol is addictive
The people here can hear your deepest thoughts
                                                                                            and desires
They listen
                       even to the softest murmurs
                                                                           you make while
                                                                                                          you dream

The National Telecommunication Commission has reviewed complaints from wives, husbands, boyfriends, and girlfriends.

The tone of the complaint: This website keeps friends and strangers awake 24 hours a day. 

Now we have a poet: the name is GEC348

We also have a sex therapist: the name is Chin

[-<GEC348>-]

Funny...
I'm reminded of the song "people are strange"
one of the soundtrack of the movie "The Lost Boys" (mid to late 1980s)
The movies tagline: Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die. It's fun to be a vampire.

[lumine]

It's fun to be a vampire.

that's mike, a vampire. awake 24 hours posting and reading here.

[Happy]

Hapit ko wala kahuman sa ako trabahuon gahapon ug niyangungo ani nga site... namata nalang si mike ganina ako wapa matulog lol

[pioneer]

Funny...
I'm reminded of the song "people are strange"
one of the soundtrack of the movie "The Lost Boys" (mid to late 1980s)
The movies tagline: Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die. It's fun to be a vampire.

hmmm, you gave me an idea how old you are.

[..yadz..]

Funny...
I'm reminded of the song "people are strange"
one of the soundtrack of the movie "The Lost Boys" (mid to late 1980s)
The movies tagline: Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die. It's fun to be a vampire.

80's baby huh??

[PrincessSaDagat]

Logged in  4 hours and 4 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  GOOD MORNING  to you and good night.

[pioneer]

Logged in  4 hours and 4 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  GOOD MORNING  to you and good night.

Tubag Bohol makes your heart and mind fat. 

[Happy]

Tubag Bohol makes your heart and mind fat. 

makes the body fat too, kay wala naman barog-barog sige naman lang lingkod atubang sa computer 

[..yadz..]

makes the body fat too, kay wala naman barog-barog sige naman lang lingkod atubang sa computer 

mao jud., dili na ma burn ang mga fats...lolz!
galaw-galaw para di ma stroke...hehehe..

[lumine]

gahapon, lami kaau katulog sa ako baby, so ako lubot nisakit sad nilingkod atubang computer kay ga tubag bohol.

[..yadz..]

taas-taas napud ako time diri karon..my other forum is currently down..so, anhi napud ko samok-samok..and wala koy kaagaw sa pc karon...

[-<GEC348>-]

GRABEHA ni yardz and mfrandsen!
Hubaga kaayo
                     and ilang
                                   mga mata, oi!
About last week pa man tingali mo miasdang diri...
Ulahi lang ko ninyo og a few days.
And now look at the both of you... HERO MEMBERS na mo!
Dili matabang!
Dili mabangbang!

Grabe!  Grabe!  Grabe! 

[Happy]

hahaha, ayaw lang kabalaka kay moapas ra lagi ka, mo absent naman pud ko sugod thursday until saturday, sunday pako balik 

[..yadz..]

hahaha, ayaw lang kabalaka kay moapas ra lagi ka, mo absent naman pud ko sugod thursday until saturday, sunday pako balik 

absent ko whole month...hehehe!

[..yadz..]

GRABEHA ni yardz and mfrandsen!
Hubaga kaayo
                     and ilang
                                   mga mata, oi!
About last week pa man tingali mo miasdang diri...
Ulahi lang ko ninyo og a few days.
And now look at the both of you... HERO MEMBERS na mo!
Dili matabang!
Dili mabangbang!

Grabe!  Grabe!  Grabe! 

mao ni tima-ilhan nga nalingaw jud mi diri kay cge mi visit..chicka bsan unsa lang..basta lingaw!

[Happy]

absent ko whole month...hehehe!

naana diay imo honey yadz? when manka magstart ug absent 

Start diay ko ugma 'til saturday or maybe sunday

[..yadz..]

naana diay imo honey yadz? when manka magstart ug absent 

Start diay ko ugma 'til saturday or maybe sunday

hehehe..wala pa oiz..sa august pa sya uli..1 month nalang pud huwaton...lolz!
if naa sya, pwede ra baya ko online..cguro dili na jud daily...

[Happy]

oi, lie low lang sa kung naana kay spend manka time niya

[..yadz..]

oi, lie low lang sa kung naana kay spend manka time niya

yup..korek ka jud...
daghan napud unya lakaw-lakaw...