Chin's Welcome Message for All Tubag Bohol newbies

pioneer · June 04, 2007, 03:53:19 AM

Actually, the word is fiefdom. Welcome to Mike's fiefdom. Haha.

Please don't let me scare you. My name is Chin, and I'm the self-appointed welcoming committee. I was supposed to offer you my uterus (as a gesture of warm welcome), but Mike vehemently forbade it. I hope you have fun finding your way around!

Julai · June 06, 2007, 04:51:05 AM

Actually, the word is fiefdom. Welcome to Mike's fiefdom. Haha.

Please don't let me scare you. My name is Chin, and I'm the self-appointed welcoming committee. I was supposed to offer you my uterus (as a gesture of warm welcome), but Mike vehemently forbade it. I hope you have fun finding your way around!

Hi Chin,good day..
you made me laugh..you must be a very generous lady coz you're willing to offer your uterus as a sign of warm welcome..ahehheeh..that's a cool way of welcoming guests..aheheheh

pioneer · June 06, 2007, 04:54:23 AM

So far she's the only Filipina who has dared to offer her uterus...

queen · June 13, 2007, 05:29:01 PM

So far she's the only Filipina who has dared to offer her uterus...

Just askin'

Newbie pa intawn akong status. What does it take to be a hero member like Mike? I will do everything just to get there. Ask me to strip and I won't say no.

pioneer · June 13, 2007, 05:31:00 PM

Just askin'

Newbie pa intawn akong status. What does it take to be a hero member like Mike? I will do everything just to get there. Ask me to strip and I won't say no.

Naa ba diha si Paul? Paul, please tame your wife. I cannot ban her I.P. address otherwise you would be banned, too.

queen · June 13, 2007, 05:36:36 PM

Naa ba diha si Paul? Paul, please tame your wife. I cannot ban her I.P. address otherwise you would be banned, too.

Paul has been working his way around tubagbohol starting this morning in the middle of his summer class. Wait til he starts outright with a vengeance! You cannot ban us, you'll lose the newly launched 'hottest page' under 'private and personal.' Mind you, it will catapult tubagbohol to the Philippines number one visited site.

pioneer · June 13, 2007, 05:37:58 PM

Just askin'

Newbie pa intawn akong status. What does it take to be a hero member like Mike? I will do everything just to get there. Ask me to strip and I won't say no.

Rose, Heroic acts are based on the number of posts you make in Tubag Bohol. You need 500 posts. After that, you have two decisions to make: Let one of your sons marry Dagohoy's last granddaughter or throw a party by giving all guests and members of Tubag Bohol a pack of Peanut Kisses (kadtong binuhat sa Alturas).

I know this is the easiest thing you can do. Just re-post your blog writings here in Tubag Bohol, and buyers of Eye-Mo and Visine will multiply.

pioneer · June 13, 2007, 05:42:36 PM

Paul has been working his way around tubagbohol starting this morning in the middle of his summer class. Wait til he starts outright with a vengeance! You cannot ban us, you'll lose the newly launched 'hottest page' under 'private and personal.' Mind you, it will catapult tubagbohol to the Philippines number one visited site.

And the TRIO will be invited to work as exclusive personal advisers of Boy Abunda and Kris Aquino.

queen · June 13, 2007, 07:57:33 PM

Rose, Heroic acts are based on the number of posts you make in Tubag Bohol. You need 500 posts. After that, you have two decisions to make: Let one of your sons marry Dagohoy's last granddaughter or throw a party by giving all guests and members of Tubag Bohol a pack of Peanut Kisses (kadtong binuhat sa Alturas).

I know this is the easiest thing you can do. Just re-post your blog writings here in Tubag Bohol, and buyers of Eye-Mo and Visine will multiply.

I couldn't cart off my blogs here. As I've said, Chin is enough to shock Bohol. Spare the Bol-anons with the Rose Like No Other. I figured, I stand by my first offer. It's a whole lot easier. I'd strip to get there. What d'yah think?

prinsipe · June 13, 2007, 10:13:56 PM

And the TRIO will be invited to work as exclusive personal advisers of Boy Abunda and Kris Aquino.

I'd trade the chance getting a guaranteed lowest rate home in Phuket, Thailand with this new home I found... this hot page under "private and personal." Dang! I can't wait to start dishing out sexual favors and giving out answers to some baffling kinky questions of my fellow Boholanos. If you get lucky, I'd be willing to comply your little whims on cam. Lol

pioneer · June 13, 2007, 10:35:22 PM

I'd trade the chance getting a guaranteed lowest rate home in Phuket, Thailand with this new home I found... this hot page under "private and personal." Dang! I can't wait to start dishing out sexual favors and giving out answers to some baffling kinky questions of my fellow Boholanos. If you get lucky, I'd be willing to comply your little whims on cam. Lol

Paul, why not a condo in Pattaya?

But read: "Good guys go to heaven. Bad guys go to Pattaya." Remember that t-shirt displayed in Pattaya?

prinsipe · June 13, 2007, 11:16:10 PM

Paul, why not a condo in Pattaya?

But read: "Good guys go to heaven. Bad guys go to Pattaya." Remember that t-shirt displayed in Pattaya?
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We went there, didn't we? Bad, bad guys! The pimps made up some real good stories about their "ping pong shows" that you almost fell hook, line and sinker.

queen · June 13, 2007, 11:40:05 PM

Rose, Heroic acts are based on the number of posts you make in Tubag Bohol. You need 500 posts. After that, you have two decisions to make: Let one of your sons marry Dagohoy's last granddaughter or throw a party by giving all guests and members of Tubag Bohol a pack of Peanut Kisses (kadtong binuhat sa Alturas).

I know this is the easiest thing you can do. Just re-post your blog writings here in Tubag Bohol, and buyers of Eye-Mo and Visine will multiply.

Mike, I just noticed, I'm no longer a newbie. I'm now a Junior member. In 5 days, I'll get to where you are. I don't have to strip after all. I so wanted to do it pa naman. How disappointing it is to be refused.

pioneer · June 14, 2007, 12:15:28 AM

Mike, I just noticed, I'm no longer a newbie. I'm now a Junior member. In 5 days, I'll get to where you are. I don't have to strip after all. I so wanted to do it pa naman. How disappointing it is to be refused.

Ladies and gentlemen, is Rose a typical Boholana?

Well, you can, Rose. But not before my eyes. I already made a serialized vow: "see no evil, hear no evil."

thisgirlvader · June 14, 2007, 12:17:54 AM

In 5 days, I'll get to where you are. I don't have to strip after all. I so wanted to do it pa naman. How disappointing it is to be refused. [/b] [/size] [/size]

Ah yes, how disappointing! I would have loved to see you strip, too.

pioneer · June 14, 2007, 12:20:10 AM

Ah yes, how disappointing! I would have loved to see you strip, too.

And why would you be interested to gaze at her unadulterated body?

thisgirlvader · June 14, 2007, 12:22:11 AM

Does everything have to be answerable by "why"? I know to some extent how her mind works. She taught me English for a year, after all. I'm curious how her other parts work, is all. Hahaha

thisgirlvader · June 14, 2007, 12:24:24 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, is Rose a typical Boholana?

If the typical Boholana is one who isn't rough around the edges, then hell, no! Rose isn't your typical Boholana. If I'm rough around the edges, Rose and Paul are corrugated and perforated! Promise!

queen · June 14, 2007, 12:27:24 AM

If the typical Boholana is one who isn't rough around the edges, then hell, no! Rose isn't your typical Boholana. If I'm rough around the edges, Rose and Paul are corrugated and perforated! Promise!

Don't drag us into your 'rough edges' issue, Chin. But yes, we are corrugated and perforated. Let Mike imagine what that is.

pioneer · June 14, 2007, 12:34:10 AM

Don't drag us into your 'rough edges' issue, Chin. But yes, we are corrugated and perforated. Let Mike imagine what that is.

Tomorrow I will practice the art of imagining.

pioneer · June 14, 2007, 12:59:38 AM

Paul, why not a condo in Pattaya?

But read: "Good guys go to heaven. Bad guys go to Pattaya." Remember that t-shirt displayed in Pattaya?
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We went there, didn't we? Bad, bad guys! The pimps made up some real good stories about their "ping pong shows" that you almost fell hook, line and sinker.

Rose, at one time, reminded me to write a poem about those fake girls.

thatsmyboy1992 · June 16, 2007, 06:09:14 AM

i am so left behind na, did i miss something here? nag strip ba kayud si Rose?hehehe
www.mikeygatal.com/kodakikobi

queen · June 16, 2007, 11:03:41 PM

i am so left behind na, did i miss something here? nag strip ba kayud si Rose?hehehe
www.mikeygatal.com/kodakikobi

Oh, mikey, I so have wanted to but I figured out later, even smiley posts or just a mere hahahaha or huhuhuhu or one-liners like "Welcome Mikey" would take me to the pedestal where Mike is, so I changed my mind. I'm so afraid of this mind I own, it can change both small and big dreams overnight.

You did not miss a lot by the way. I was absent for the last 24 hours to pave way to wanderlust. See yah around here!

pioneer · June 16, 2007, 11:07:55 PM

Oh, mikey, I so have wanted to but I figured out later, even smiley posts or just a mere hahahaha or huhuhuhu or one-liners like "Welcome Mikey" would take me to the pedestal where Mike is, so I changed my mind. I'm so afraid of this mind I own, it can change both small and big dreams overnight.

You did not miss a lot by the way. I was absent for the last 24 hours to pave way to wanderlust. See yah around here!

Hundreds are reading you, Rose. So, shock them, amuse them, enlighten them, terrorize them...

queen · June 16, 2007, 11:29:11 PM

Hundreds are reading you, Rose. So, shock them, amuse them, enlighten them, terrorize them...

I'm 100% human like Tarsier, Barbaro, Capitan Berong, Varga, Buenavista, prinsesa sa dagat, and anyone else at Tubag Bohol. However, the difference is, I'm too transparent even if I wear black or double coats.

pioneer · June 16, 2007, 11:33:29 PM

You know Ms. Dolly, our Burmese colleague?

She asked me an hour ago. "Who was that beautiful woman with you yesterday? Your wife?"

I replied: "She is Paul's wife."

-<GEC348>- · June 16, 2007, 11:43:27 PM

Mike, time for you to get a wife

pioneer · June 16, 2007, 11:47:22 PM

GEC, I already have one.
Nakahatag na ug engagement ring.

-<GEC348>- · June 16, 2007, 11:56:07 PM

Great! So when is the bachelor's party? Can we do it right here? I'm sure that with a bit of imagination... and few taps on the keyboard... viola! It will be grand, man, that's for certain!

queen · June 17, 2007, 12:04:43 AM

Great! So when is the bachelor's party? Can we do it right here? I'm sure that with a bit of imagination... and few taps on the keyboard... viola! It will be grand, man, that's for certain!

I'll take the role of the stripper. I don't need a camera or a video for this, just a few taps on the keyboard, yes. With our fertile imaginations, the bachelor's party will spruce up the grandeur that was Greece.

-<GEC348>- · June 17, 2007, 12:11:37 AM

Vader could be useful with her vat of bahalina. Tap, tap, tap, tap...
Click (of the mouse)

pioneer · June 17, 2007, 12:12:09 AM

Great! So when is the bachelor's party? Can we do it right here? I'm sure that with a bit of imagination... and few taps on the keyboard... viola! It will be grand, man, that's for certain!

Busy pa posting sa Tubag Bohol. Bachelor's party can wait. Would you like to be my flower girl or flower pot?

pioneer · June 17, 2007, 12:13:06 AM

I'll take the role of the stripper. I don't need a camera or a video for this, just a few taps on the keyboard, yes. With our fertile imaginations, the bachelor's party will spruce up the grandeur that was Greece.

And the rise and fall of the Roman Empire.

prinsipe · June 18, 2007, 08:12:51 PM

I'll take the role of the stripper. I don't need a camera or a video for this, just a few taps on the keyboard, yes. With our fertile imaginations, the bachelor's party will spruce up the grandeur that was Greece.

Quit it Rose... bachelors don't do strippers with a wedding ring on every finger. Pagpuyo... leave the floor to Riva. Aw, apil biya ko sa bachelor's party Mike ha?

pioneer · June 18, 2007, 08:17:12 PM

Paul, kadtong mga gituli lang apil sa bachelor's party. So, you are invited.

marlou · June 18, 2007, 11:30:45 PM

HI
this is my first time to visit your page and boy! it's awesome.
i just wanted to say that i really appreciate you guys doing great things promoting our precious BOHOL.
keep up the good work!

Barbaro · June 19, 2007, 12:07:03 AM

hello malou, feel at home...at magsugod nata ug daro sa hacienda ni mike..

-<GEC348>- · June 19, 2007, 07:21:38 AM

HI
this is my first time to visit your page and boy! it's awesome.
i just wanted to say that i really appreciate you guys doing great things promoting our precious BOHOL.
keep up the good work!

Marlou,

Tubag Bohol becomes what
it is at so short a time because
of its members -- and the thoughts
that they share.

Among us, we have brickshapers,
bricklayers, post erectors, painters,
sculptors, decorators and other
workers of this magnifecent
edifice we are building.

And there are those who just
admire the work in progress...
Browsing... reading...
giggling... pondering...
and ever edging forward,
induced, seduced to
pick up their work tools and
speak their mind... knowing
that we are here
to listen.

Have fun, Marlou!

queen · June 19, 2007, 10:02:40 AM

HI
this is my first time to visit your page and boy! it's awesome.
i just wanted to say that i really appreciate you guys doing great things promoting our precious BOHOL.
keep up the good work!

Frequent your stay here. The likes of you will add more sugar, spice, and everything nice to this site. Welcome, Marlou!

queen · June 19, 2007, 10:03:36 AM

Marlou,

Tubag Bohol becomes what
it is at so short a time because
of its members -- and the thoughts
that they share.

Among us, we have brickshapers,
bricklayers, post erectors, painters,
sculptors, decorators and other
workers of this magnifecent
edifice we are building.

And there are those who just
admire the work in progress...
Browsing... reading...
giggling... pondering...
and ever edging forward,
induced, seduced to
pick up their work tools and
speak their mind... knowing
that we are here
to listen.

Have fun, Marlou!

My GEC, I quit welcoming guests. The floor is yours. You are unbeatable!

-<GEC348>- · June 19, 2007, 06:26:58 PM

My GEC, I quit welcoming guests. The floor is yours. You are unbeatable!

Oh. come on, don't quit rose.
I can't do this all the time.
This is your forte, not mine.

pioneer · June 19, 2007, 08:40:15 PM

Rose, we don't know if GEC is a male or female. This GEC is a complete mystery in this website.

Paging Vader, can you dissect the creative juices of GEC?

queen · June 19, 2007, 09:42:00 PM

Among us, we have brickshapers,
bricklayers, post erectors, painters,
sculptors, decorators and other
workers of this magnifecent
edifice we are building.

Are these the only choices, my GEC? If so, then I prefer to be one of the post erectors. Don't ask me why. The name just sounds so delicious to me. Yum. Yum.

prinsipe · June 29, 2007, 01:11:51 PM

Are these the only choices, my GEC? If so, then I prefer to be one of the post erectors. Don't ask me why. The name just sounds so delicious to me. Yum. Yum.

who is hitting whom? rose or GEC?

queen · June 29, 2007, 04:16:12 PM

who is hitting whom? rose or GEC?

Oh, my honey, what made you visit Tubag Bohol? You've been so out of reach lately. I thought you haven't got a signal. Haha! No one is hitting anyone, my dearie. Let's talk when you get home. I miss yah.

hubag bohol · May 19, 2013, 04:57:08 PM

Hmm, sayang, wa na diri ron ang mga active kaniadto...

-<GEC348>- · June 22, 2013, 11:00:12 AM

HELLOOOO, TUBAG BOHOLLLL!!!

A little more than a month since Hubag posted that sentimental message above, something drew me to visit Tubag Bohol after catching up on "Here's comes Diablo".

I've been away for a long, long time
I've been gone to a far far place
I hope to see the same, same clime
and spend new time in this old, old space

Kon magsige'g a-GEC-GEC
Magka HUBAG-HUBAG

Spread the sunshine!

hubag bohol · June 22, 2013, 11:42:37 AM

HELLOOOO, TUBAG BOHOLLLL!!!

A little more than a month since Hubag posted that sentimental message above, something drew me to visit Tubag Bohol after catching up on "Here's comes Diablo".

I've been away for a long, long time
I've been gone to a far far place
I hope to see the same, same clime
and spend new time in this old, old space

Kon magsige'g a-GEC-GEC
Magka HUBAG-HUBAG

Spread the sunshine!

Surprise, surprise! Welcome back to TB, Bay GEC!
TB has somehow changed, it's true, but what the hec,
As we all know, everything is in constant flux,
If others can't accept it, I don't give a fux.