tambagi ko fafa hubag: Hadlok ug mabungkag ang balay sa putyokan

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Pikoy

November 17, 2012, 10:30:15 PM
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Dear fafa Hubag,

Just call me Odessa. Naa ko karon sa California, USA. Bag-o lang ko naabot diri. I am 27 years old and just got married last month diri. Akong husband is half Kano ug half itom and he is 43 years old.

Karon, nagkaproblema na mi. And in fact ground kuno ni nako nga mabalik sa Pilipinas.

Unya nindot na baya diri. Lisod na kaayo ibalik diha. Sukad mi naminyo, wala pa gyud mi magka make love tungod kay nahadlok ko. Sa tinuod di na ko virgin pero nahadlok ko sa akong nakita niyang kargada. Di gyud nako makaya sa tan-aw pa nako. Sige siyag hangyo apan mohilak na lang ko kay maglisod man ko. Maorag sa tan-aw pa nako mabungkag man gyud ang balay sa putyukan niini.

Niingon siya nako nga if di gyud kuno ko mosugot, mag divorce mi ug mabalik gyud ko diha kay wala pa man ko ma green card. Unsa kaha akong buhaton ani? Makigbuwag na lang ba ko ani? Di kaha ko mamatay niini? Palihug tambagi ko.

ODESSA
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#1
November 18, 2012, 03:13:54 AM
Unsa man kahay tambag ni Lolo Pikoy ug Uncle Hubag ani ang suliran?
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#2
November 18, 2012, 06:25:38 PM
Mo inat man tawn na inday gawas lang tingali kung i helicopter or wheelbarrow
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Pikoy

#3
November 18, 2012, 06:53:43 PM
Odessa,

Inday stretshibol man kanang imuha muagi man gani ang ulo sa bata nga mas dako pa kaysa iyang kargada..totoy mula diay na.tsk tsk.

ang una nimong pagabuhaton nuh butangi ug lubricant ng imuha like petrolyom jelly, vics o efficacient oil ba hinoon, o diba omega. kay mintras nagataroy na ang bara deli ra nimu ma malayan nga nataup na diay, once tasted always wanted raba gyud ug basig mangita paka unyag mas dako pa ana.. ;D

huna huna ang kalisod sa pinas kung mahauli man galing ka inday, ayg kahadlok birada gyud.!. kay besong ray puhonan..para ma greencard ka. ;)

Lollo piks




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islander

#4
November 18, 2012, 11:46:06 PM
odessa,

pauli.  karon dayon.  latuson ta ka.  daghang pasumangil.  tug-an na lang nga transgender ka, ignacio.

your plastic surgeon,

isla 
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#5
November 19, 2012, 03:02:28 AM
hahaha sa lubot na lang ipaagi ky mas dako tog lungag.
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#6
November 19, 2012, 03:39:59 AM
gring kard lang diay imon na ginag apas diha han, damo gid ako kard dinhi anog gid kolor hang gosto nimo odessa pink yilo blow porpol orins kag powa anhi ka lang sang akon tama tama lang gid hang akon na pinote.

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bugsay

#7
November 19, 2012, 08:31:46 AM

odessa,

pauli.  karon dayon.  latuson ta ka.  daghang pasumangil.  tug-an na lang nga transgender ka, ignacio.

your plastic surgeon,

isla 

kumplot kagid madam ayls..;D
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#8
November 19, 2012, 09:15:32 AM

odessa,

pauli.  karon dayon.  latuson ta ka.  daghang pasumangil.  tug-an na lang nga transgender ka, ignacio.

your plastic surgeon,

isla 

b***t diay si inday... bungkag gyud og nagpa convert...
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#9
November 19, 2012, 10:20:11 AM

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Dear fafa Hubag,

Just call me Odessa. Naa ko karon sa California, USA. Bag-o lang ko naabot diri. I am 27 years old and just got married last month diri. Akong husband is half Kano ug half itom and he is 43 years old.

Karon, nagkaproblema na mi. And in fact ground kuno ni nako nga mabalik sa Pilipinas.

Unya nindot na baya diri. Lisod na kaayo ibalik diha. Sukad mi naminyo, wala pa gyud mi magka make love tungod kay nahadlok ko. Sa tinuod di na ko virgin pero nahadlok ko sa akong nakita niyang kargada. Di gyud nako makaya sa tan-aw pa nako. Sige siyag hangyo apan mohilak na lang ko kay maglisod man ko. Maorag sa tan-aw pa nako mabungkag man gyud ang balay sa putyukan niini.

Niingon siya nako nga if di gyud kuno ko mosugot, mag divorce mi ug mabalik gyud ko diha kay wala pa man ko ma green card. Unsa kaha akong buhaton ani? Makigbuwag na lang ba ko ani? Di kaha ko mamatay niini? Palihug tambagi ko.

ODESSA

Ayaw pakigbuwag. Sayon ra nang imong problema. Ang sekreto naa sa gitawag og incremental method, or step by step.

Bisitahon ta ka diha. Pasagdi nga ako una ang motikdoltikdol anang sa imong balay sa putyukan. Maayo ning akoa kay igo rang makaliki, di makabungkag. I assure you. By the time nga mo-expire na ang akong tourist visa, riding-ridi ka na para sa imong bana.

;D 
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#10
November 19, 2012, 10:22:55 AM

Maayo ning akoa kay igo rang makaliki, di makabungkag.
;D 

liki naman na daan bai hubs...
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#11
November 19, 2012, 10:33:02 AM

liki naman na daan bai hubs...

Aw, padak-an ang liki ba, lugit-lugiton, aron di makalitan kon ang bana na maoy mobagnos...
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#12
November 21, 2012, 10:10:51 PM
hoy!  mga pornographic thoughts na mo ha!  batot.  professor balikwaot gyod ni si eggselency.  ijara. ::)
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#13
November 22, 2012, 12:24:39 PM
just a thought...
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

hubag bohol

#14
November 22, 2012, 12:51:02 PM

hoy!  mga pornographic thoughts na mo ha!  batot.  professor balikwaot gyod ni si eggselency.  ijara. ::)

Mr. Egg at your service. Unsay imong gusto, pughak o langitlangit? ;D
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#15
November 22, 2012, 12:51:56 PM

just a thought...

You mean, a mere sperm, er, germ of an idea? ;D
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#16
November 22, 2012, 01:03:56 PM
naa sa huna-huna pero dili kayang buhaton..
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#17
November 22, 2012, 01:35:20 PM

naa sa huna-huna pero dili kayang buhaton..

Ah, hata-hata sa huna-huna diay...
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#18
November 22, 2012, 01:38:26 PM

Ah, hata-hata sa huna-huna diay...

gahunahuna siya'g unsay iyang buhaton samtang nagbuhat naka...;D
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#19
November 22, 2012, 01:38:36 PM
tumpak bai hubs..
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#20
November 22, 2012, 02:20:50 PM
butangi ug lubricant para danlog hehehehe atotz..
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#21
November 22, 2012, 02:37:11 PM

butangi ug lubricant para danlog hehehehe atotz..

grasa?...;D
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#22
November 22, 2012, 02:41:33 PM

grasa?...;D

oo kanang ingon ani... syaro dili siya maabot finish line ani.. hahahahaha

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#23
November 22, 2012, 04:56:57 PM

oo kanang ingon ani... syaro dili siya maabot finish line ani.. hahahahaha



laway ang pinaka da best na lubricant neth.... wala pa gasto...
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#24
November 22, 2012, 04:59:41 PM

laway ang pinaka da best na lubricant neth.... wala pa gasto...

hahahahaha why are you telling me? si Odessa ang nagproblema... hahaha
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#25
November 22, 2012, 05:01:50 PM
aw sorry neth... hehe
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#26
November 22, 2012, 06:03:37 PM

oo kanang ingon ani... syaro dili siya maabot finish line ani.. hahahahaha



Kuyawa, industrial strength man jud... ;D
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#27
November 22, 2012, 06:05:27 PM

hahahahaha why are you telling me? si Odessa ang nagproblema... hahaha

Aw, abi nakog moingon, "Why are you telling me? Do you think I was born yesterday?"

;D
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#28
November 22, 2012, 06:08:28 PM

Maorag sa tan-aw pa nako mabungkag man gyud ang balay sa putyukan niini.

Gustong di mabungkag? Ayaw anang lubricant. Superglue aron segurado...





;D

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#29
November 22, 2012, 10:47:03 PM
waaaahhhhhhhhhh

pioneer

#30
November 23, 2012, 05:24:20 AM

pwede pud ni. :)
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#31
November 23, 2012, 05:51:16 AM
Kini ang angay gamiton kay ang pawikan endangered species na ron... ;D
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#32
November 24, 2012, 07:56:58 AM
pastilan pod anang pawikan imbis nahadlok nga masudlan naa na nuon chances nga dili ma ibot
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#33
November 24, 2012, 08:55:07 AM
Luoy ang baje kay pikason na lang kuno aron mag-ukang... :P
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#34
November 24, 2012, 05:21:00 PM
mas sayon kun ang laki na lang ang putlan.
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#35
November 24, 2012, 05:29:12 PM

pastilan pod anang pawikan imbis nahadlok nga masudlan naa na nuon chances nga dili ma ibot

tinood ba gud ning isturyaha brod? madahan pod ug dina maibot unyag dina maibot nya magpadayon pod nga ma feel ang gibate agoy mahubsan ;)
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#36
November 24, 2012, 05:31:12 PM
nganong gamitan ug glue? mabungkag inig ivot hahahahah... grasa na lang.. para danlog ra... hahahaah
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#37
November 24, 2012, 05:33:03 PM

laway ang pinaka da best na lubricant neth.... wala pa gasto...

kanang plema bai motives? ewwwwwwwww!!!..yakkkkk!! kaderi...to det..
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hubag bohol

#38
November 24, 2012, 08:59:23 PM

mas sayon kun ang laki na lang ang putlan.

How innocent. Kon putlan ang laki, ang pinutol lamyon, ug mahilo ang baje kay dali rang mabaklag ang pintol...
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#39
November 24, 2012, 09:04:04 PM

tinood ba gud ning isturyaha brod? madahan pod ug dina maibot unyag dina maibot nya magpadayon pod nga ma feel ang gibate agoy mahubsan ;)

Morag huyong2x ang bangag, vacuum-sucked bale ang nikuyos na nga pikoy, di na pud kagahi og usab kay fuerte ang psi...

:P
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#40
November 24, 2012, 09:07:26 PM

nganong gamitan ug glue? mabungkag inig ivot hahahahah... grasa na lang.. para danlog ra... hahahaah

Kon glue, maayog maivot pa. Kon grasa hinuon, hala larga bisag luvot...  ;D
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#41
November 26, 2012, 05:04:06 PM
para maibot og dali, hapakon ra na og abo...
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#42
November 28, 2012, 05:05:15 PM

para maibot og dali, hapakon ra na og abo...

Hala, mao ra diay ni ang sumpa, Bay Vots?
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#43
November 28, 2012, 05:30:05 PM
Yap, mao rana matud pa ni john loyd og shaina kay kasuway man sila...
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#44
December 02, 2012, 09:10:25 AM

Yap, mao rana matud pa ni john loyd og shaina kay kasuway man sila...

Hmm, bisag unsang klaseha sa abo? :-\
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