Men never listen?

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Men Never Listen


In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one
labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon
his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things
like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff
caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable
pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom it is tender
loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
nurse was staring down at him.
 
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing
the ATR button.
 
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under
your pillow."

[maryhazel]

Mao ni giingon meresi Kay wa mamati hehehe

[Votives]

kahibaw naka basta mga lalaki bisan unsa tuslokon..

[jorgeanna]

labihay naman pud oi .. ignoy diay gyud

[Lorenzo]

Mo listen man , uy. After much needed time of self reflection, mo listen lagi.

[taga tigbao]

Hahahahaha. Kay nag seek man for self-pleasure. Aw, kakita hinoon ug self-destruction of happiness organ.

[Lorenzo]

Hahahahaha. Kay nag seek man for self-pleasure. Aw, kakita hinoon ug self-destruction of happiness organ.

En moderasyon lang gud, Brod Vince. Hinay hinay basta kanunay....

[taga tigbao]

En moderasyon lang gud, Brod Vince. Hinay hinay basta kanunay....

Di ba kaha pud na mahurot Bro?

[islander]

hahaha!  if only statesville were here.  she'd enjoy this.

[Lorenzo]

Di ba kaha pud na mahurot Bro?

Di lagi, bro...

[Chongki]

[Lorenzo]

hahaha ngisi lagi si bai chonks.