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Started by Pikoy, September 14, 2012, 08:51:35 PM

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Pikoy

September 14, 2012, 08:51:35 PM
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

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#1
September 15, 2012, 12:48:50 AM
Bwahahaha... moangay si Lolo Botoy ani...  ;D

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#2
September 15, 2012, 02:57:49 AM
nitagam si lolo botoy dayon, hehe.  unsa kaha si lolo balong? ;D
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September 15, 2012, 04:13:35 AM
the power of women? :)
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September 15, 2012, 04:20:42 AM

the power of women? :)

Basin tuod pa damgo2x ra si misis no? Bwahaha...
Wine does not make you FAT... it makes you LEAN.

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#5
September 15, 2012, 09:27:44 AM

Bwahahaha... moangay si Lolo Botoy ani...  ;D


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#6
September 15, 2012, 09:29:44 AM

the power of women? :)

The power...and the wit.





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