Husband Down

Started by chicogon, August 09, 2012, 01:55:47 PM

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chicogon

August 09, 2012, 01:55:47 PM


Husband Down Isle 5

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies
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"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

"It's my face cream.. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

He never knew what hit him.
Wine does not make you FAT... it makes you LEAN.

(LEAN gainst tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)

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August 09, 2012, 02:42:57 PM
budweiser can make you beautiful? ;D
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August 10, 2012, 01:19:34 PM
   


;D
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#3
August 10, 2012, 03:11:06 PM
where men go...


after 3 beers                            after 6 beers



after 12 beers



after 24 beers
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August 10, 2012, 04:33:02 PM
The above observations are apparently made by a clueless observer... :P
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