Not A Typical Filipina Girl

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July 14, 2012, 05:27:19 PM
Not A Typical Filipina Girl
BOY: Miss, pwede magtanong? Anong oras na?
GIRL: Nagtatanung ka ng oras? tapos tatanungn mo name ko? tapos hihingin mo number ko? tapos liligawan mo’ko? tapos after 1 month pacharming akung sasagutin kita.. tapos bibisita ka sa bahay..
tapos magde-date tayo.. tapos syempre pakipot naman ako.. tapos dadalhin mo ako kahit saan lang.. tapos mi mangyayari sa atin.. tapos mabubuntis ako.. tapos papakasal tayo.. tapos bubugbugin mo lang ako! at paano na ang mga bata natin?! Hindi! Hindi ko sasabihin kung anung oras na!
BOY: (speechless)
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islander

#1
July 14, 2012, 07:24:45 PM
hahaha!  sumpayan na lang nato bi...

BOY:  Ahihihi, overestimating your charms ka naman... Oo nga, kasing ganda ka ni Katrina Halili...
GIRL:  (interrupting) Kasing guwapo ka kasi ni Piolo Pascual, e.
BOY:  True nga, pero nagtanong lang naman ako sa oras dahil late na yata yung date kong si Kobe Bryant.
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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bugsay

#2
July 14, 2012, 07:26:50 PM

hahaha!  sumpayan na lang nato bi...

BOY:  Ahihihi, overestimating your charms ka naman... Oo nga, kasing ganda ka ni Katrina Halili...
GIRL:  (interrupting) Kasing guwapo ka kasi ni Piolo Pascual, e.
BOY:  True nga, pero nagtanong lang naman ako sa oras dahil late na yata yung date kong si Kobe Bryant.


hmmmm...di katalo. ;D
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islander

#3
July 14, 2012, 07:31:53 PM


hmmmm...di katalo. ;D

edited version man god na... ang original kay ang ka-date si bugsay man. ;D
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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bugsay

#4
July 14, 2012, 07:37:03 PM

edited version man god na... ang original kay ang ka-date si bugsay man. ;D

nakks....basin gipul-an na ni hubag... ;D
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#5
July 14, 2012, 11:44:45 PM

Not A Typical Filipina Girl
BOY: Miss, pwede magtanong? Anong oras na?
GIRL: Nagtatanung ka ng oras? tapos tatanungn mo name ko? tapos hihingin mo number ko? tapos liligawan mo’ko? tapos after 1 month pacharming akung sasagutin kita.. tapos bibisita ka sa bahay..
tapos magde-date tayo.. tapos syempre pakipot naman ako.. tapos dadalhin mo ako kahit saan lang.. tapos mi mangyayari sa atin.. tapos mabubuntis ako.. tapos papakasal tayo.. tapos bubugbugin mo lang ako! at paano na ang mga bata natin?! Hindi! Hindi ko sasabihin kung anung oras na!
BOY: (speechless)


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#6
July 15, 2012, 09:16:07 AM

BOY:  True nga, pero nagtanong lang naman ako sa oras dahil late na yata yung date kong si Kobe Bryant.

Kobe Bugsay galing... ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#7
July 15, 2012, 09:16:38 AM

edited version man god na... ang original kay ang ka-date si bugsay man. ;D

Aw, sowee, mao jud diay... ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#8
July 15, 2012, 09:17:04 AM

nakks....basin gipul-an na ni hubag... ;D

Gigamyan? ;D
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bugsay

#9
July 15, 2012, 09:13:59 PM

Gigamyan? ;D

wa ka agwanta... ;D
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#10
July 15, 2012, 09:23:30 PM

wa ka agwanta... ;D

Kay panagsa ra jamo? ::)
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bugsay

#11
July 15, 2012, 09:32:06 PM

Kay panagsa ra jamo? ::)


panagsa ra mo pahuway...bwahahaha
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