Lightning Strikes Man's Penis

[pioneer]

A Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.

Metro.co.uk reported Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms.

He said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

source: http://www.news.com.au

[hazel]

Basig virgin to siya, Mike.

Hajji, pag bantay gajud ka sa kilat!

[PrincessSaDagat]

Ouch!

[Barbaro]

wahahah naunsa delikado diay ng mangihi sa kilid kilid lang..

[slackware]

Basig virgin to siya, Mike.

Hajji, pag bantay gajud ka sa kilat!

hehehehhehe...akoa nalang diay e ground akong nota para motipas lang ang kilat!

[hazel]

wahahah naunsa delikado diay ng mangihi sa kilid kilid lang..

dili na ikaw mo ingon "tabi", kun dili ang kilat.

hehehehhehe...akoa nalang diay e ground akong nota para motipas lang ang kilat!

hahahahahaha

[-<GEC348>-]

Wow, ka swerte niya!

No more batteries will be needed.

He will just keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going,keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going....

All the ladies will fall for him

[hazel]

Wow, ka swerte niya!

No more batteries will be needed.

He will just keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going,keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going....

All the ladies will fall for him

Unya, gusto ka kilatan or pa kurentihan, GEC?

[-<GEC348>-]

Unya, gusto ka kilatan or pa kurentihan, GEC?

Ngeeh!!!

                                On the other hand, do you know what needs to be done to make it happen?

[hazel]

Ngeeh!!!
                    On the other hand, do you know what needs to be done to make it happen?

It's easy, GEC. According to one of Barbaro's joke, mang hingugmo ra ka unya ipapilit dayun nimo sa live wire.

[Bambi]

It's easy, GEC. According to one of Barbaro's joke, mang hingugmo ra ka unya ipapilit dayun nimo sa live wire.

That is why our Barbaro is overloaded always.    Hajji must have to do the same instead of researching all the time and remain virgin.

[ms da binsi]

kabalo na bitaw mo sa kilat nga mo igo gyud na sa mga tumoy2x, labina ang tumoy talinis kaajo??? pareha ka kuan?

[teng]

kakuyaw ba ani uii

[slackware]

kabalo na bitaw mo sa kilat nga mo igo gyud na sa mga tumoy2x, labina ang tumoy talinis kaajo??? pareha ka kuan?

kana permi jerjer kay mao man na makapatalinis ug tumoy par permi gud ba-id!

[udtohan]

hehe mag-amping nalang jud ilabina mangihi...unya magkilat kilat.. nah! pastilan mawala si manoy!

[Lorenzo]

luuy pood intawn sa laki....ang lagay man jud gi igoo..hahaha.
So unsa man ang result? Na wa na jud iyang lagay?

Jati.....

[udtohan]

nawala na jud ang pikoy...nasunog!

[ms da binsi]

hahahhaahhahha

nalisang ang mga lalaki sa TB! hahhahha

[hazel]

hahahahha labi na ang mga beergins kay maoy dali maigo.

[ms da binsi]

wahhahahahhahaha

[pioneer]

hahahhaahhahha

nalisang ang mga lalaki sa TB! hahhahha

No fear. No retreat. No surrender.

Tubag Bohol men, arise!

[hazel]

No fear. No retreat. No surrender.

Tubag Bohol men, arise!

Mike, don't tell us mga moapil ka sa kapunongan sa mga beergins?

[Barbaro]

That is why our Barbaro is overloaded always.    Hajji must have to do the same instead of researching all the time and remain virgin.

wahahaha over loaded..mangihi ko adto sa punso oi aron modako..dili para kilatan..(punso balay sa dwende)

[Barbaro]

Kamao sad tong kilata dah.. babae nga kilat seguro to or.. binabae.. kay sintro man gyod.. sa kadaghan ug maigo didto pa gyod.

[ms da binsi]

mao na giingon sa una nga nabuyagan kay bisan asa man mangihi... di ba sa kinaraan???

[slackware]

hahahahha labi na ang mga beergins kay maoy dali maigo.

di man maigo ang mga virgins kay dili man electrically charge ang ilang mga nota (atoms). kana noon cge jerjer kay fully charge na kay according to physics, when two objects are being rubbed together it will create a static electrical charge!

[hazel]

di man maigo ang mga virgins kay dili man electrically charge ang ilang mga nota (atoms). kana noon cge jerjer kay fully charge na kay according to physics, when two objects are being rubbed together it will create a static electrical charge!

Haj, lahi man daw na nga klase sa lightning...dili man na ganahan ug fully charged kay gusto man sa lightning siya ang mo charge.

[ms da binsi]

hahhahahha na si Hadji na gyud ang rombohon ani!!! kay wa gyud ma charge...

[slackware]

so far wala pa man ko naigo! that means, hadlok ang lightning nako!

[hazel]

so far wala pa man ko naigo! that means, hadlok ang lightning nako!

imo man kaha gud nang i-ground. pero bantay-bantay nalang gyud. hahahaha

[Lorenzo]

nawala na jud ang pikoy...nasunog!

aguuuuyyy....

Paita pood na uy. Ang laki na walang iyang lagay...hahaha ..wala na ang purpose sa life jud. Di na siya maka 'make love' ug wa na yamo bata.
Ako pa to, id have worn a plastic cover on my lagay..to protect my precious gems hahaahhaha!

So i have a question about the victim:

How does he urinate now? Through a tube?

[willmerit]

imo man kaha gud nang i-ground. pero bantay-bantay nalang gyud. hahahaha

hala ka bantay ka kay basin ikaw sunod, hehehhe   joke.  peace

[ms da binsi]

aguuuuyyy....

Paita pood na uy. Ang laki na walang iyang lagay...hahaha ..wala na ang purpose sa life jud. Di na siya maka 'make love' ug wa na yamo bata.
Ako pa to, id have worn a plastic cover on my lagay..to protect my precious gems hahaahhaha!

So i have a question about the victim:

How does he urinate now? Through a tube?

Unsaon kaha no?

unsa kaha hitsira no???

mora dagway ug frostbite no???

[orChids]

Baje seguro to kilata kay sa kadaghan nijang ig-on,mao pa jod ijang gipili ang nag-dungo-dungo ra.

[Happy]

Dako guro to sala tong lagaya maong maoy giigo

[asianfairy]

Dako guro to sala tong lagaya maong maoy giigo

Happy..sigi ko agik ik nagbasa ani. he,..he..

[Happy]

hahaha tinuod bitaw te, kay ang dako sala silutan man hahaha

kumusta namn ka te, taud taud naman ka wala online?

[orChids]

Dako guro to sala tong lagaya maong maoy giigo

hahahahahahahahahahha,mao seguro no?..ayeeeeee()

[ms da binsi]

Dako guro to sala tong lagaya maong maoy giigo

Mariceeeel! igaaaat!

wahahhahaahhhaha

[John]

almost thesame sa akong amigo, nangihi sa electric post unya ga ulan, ang Poste may ground so pag pangihi nya milatay ang kuryente sa iyang ihi dritso sa iyang pikoy, nakuryente ug na nadala sa hospital.

[ms da binsi]

almost thesame sa akong amigo, nangihi sa electric post unya ga ulan, ang Poste may ground so pag pangihi nya milatay ang kuryente sa iyang ihi dritso sa iyang pikoy, nakuryente ug na nadala sa hospital.

nabuhi ra sha Ash???

hahahahahhha

[willmerit]

unya nakaanak pa ba pod siya?