Worst 100 Money Making Schemes of All Time

[hubag bohol]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Money_Making_Schemes_of_All_Time


Relax. Kalma lang gud ta. Let's have some restroom reading... 

[pioneer]

88. Sell your semen to Duracell
    Seriously, they pay $5.00 a millilitre. Apparently that's the active ingredient in batteries. But your balls will be drained dry after about a week.

para pud dili masayang kaysa ipangwilik lang sa suok-suok ug ang ok-ok ra ang makapahimulos.

[pioneer]

3. Sell Indulgences
    Sure, the Catholics supposedly got rid of this practice almost 500 years ago, but not everyone knows that!

Murag wala pa kahibalo ang kadaghanan sa Filipino ani. Sa ahong nahibaw-an naay special nga mesa sa kalag ni Talpulano, mahalon ni siya, ug naa poy ordinaryo nga mesa (barato lang), name lang walay apelyido murag ikuredas. I don't know ug mao pa ba gihapon ni. That's what I know when I was still in high school.

[Lorenzo]

para pud dili masayang kaysa ipangwilik lang sa suok-suok ug ang ok-ok ra ang makapahimulos.

haha! mo bayad diay sila og  $5 per mililitere? kuyawa pod !

[islander]

3. Sell Indulgences
    Sure, the Catholics supposedly got rid of this practice almost 500 years ago, but not everyone knows that!

Murag wala pa kahibalo ang kadaghanan sa Filipino ani. Sa ahong nahibaw-an naay special nga mesa sa kalag ni Talpulano, mahalon ni siya, ug naa poy ordinaryo nga mesa (barato lang), name lang walay apelyido murag ikuredas. I don't know ug mao pa ba gihapon ni. That's what I know when I was still in high school.

hehe, sa motuo lang ni.  sure ko nga wa na ni.  way simbahan nga mohatag ug presyo ug donation. 

[islander]

2. Start a cult

Earn lots of dough by convincing people that giving you money gets them into heaven! Hey, it worked for L. Ron Hubbard!

this tops them all.  it's also working for the manalos and ecleos here.  some members may even die or kill for you.

[hubag bohol]

Hmm, maybe you should make some money first for operational expenses. Bisag di lang gud klarong milyonir basta naay pang come here...