Food For Thought From George Carlin

Started by chicogon, March 16, 2012, 11:23:26 AM

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"The real reason that we can't have 10 Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shall not steal," "Thou shall not commit adultery," and "Thou shall not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment." (George Carlin)
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"The real reason that we can't have 10 Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shall not steal," "Thou shall not commit adultery," and "Thou shall not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment." (George Carlin)


ahahhahaha abata bitaw na si George oi!

islander

wow!  she's back!  dugay na gyod namong paabot aning ms da binsi uy... how nice!  yes, amaw gyod ni si george.  angay gyod ni siya sa tb. ;D
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ahahhahaha abata bitaw na si George oi!


Welcome back, Ms. MDB! Dugay-dugay jud imong hibernation! :)
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"The real reason that we can't have 10 Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shall not steal," "Thou shall not commit adultery," and "Thou shall not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment." (George Carlin)

Bwahaha! Di pud pwede sa Congress... ;D

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lost and found na ni si ms da vinci, pareha me. Naadict na man ko sa facebook
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. --George Carlin

...gawas kon mahilig ka sa mawos nga ginamos nga taga sa Balingsya... ;D

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islander


lost and found na ni si ms da vinci, pareha me. Naadict na man ko sa facebook

unsa may diperensya, sir fd, sa facebook ug tubagbohol diay?  pasayloa lang ko kay wa gyod koy alamag anang facebook.  kanunay lang ko makadungog ug makabasa bahin ana, pero wa ko mo-enter for one reason or other.   
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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He he, lisod ning naa ra permi sa kaugalingong isla,  masujop sa time warp... ;D

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