Even GOD has a sense of humour !

Started by jaja, September 14, 2007, 04:35:09 AM

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jaja

> "A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
> While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing
> God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43
> years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided
> to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a
> tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
> Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
> well make the most of it. After her last operation, She was released
> from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way Home, she
> was killed by an ambulance.
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> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
> another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
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“Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.”

C2H4

If you're going through hell...keep on going...

ms da binsi


Happy

funny, hahaha, tagam! hala pausab pa mo lol
"There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it with perfect moments"