Sit with a beautiful woman

[pioneer]

"Sit with a beautiful woman for an hour and it seems like a minute, sit on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour -- that's relativity." - Albert Einstein

[Bambi]

For a man..... to sit on a hot stove for an hour is  relative to have an excessive hot sex with a very sexy and beautiful woman for one minute.  No difference at all.

[C2H4]

Sitting with a beautiful woman for an hour, when she has absolutely nothing to say, will still seem like an hour...or two...give and take a few minutes. 

But sitting with Brad Pitt? That's a whole other kind of relativity! 

[slackware]

Special theory of relativity na na siya!

[Bambi]

With Brad Pitt and the four adopted children? It might be very noisy.

[C2H4]

Pabantayan ang 4 kids kang Angelina, while I sit with Brad and theorize. 

[Bambi]

okay for her? .....kadto nalang gjoy itapad si "From SIR with  love nimo?

[C2H4]

HaaaYyyyy! Ikaw gyud Ms Bambs, gipahinumdom na pud ko nimo kang Sir...

[Bambi]

Oh sorry......... let  us just take Brad okey?

[buenavista]

patupara lang nya ko Bams

[hazel]

But sitting with Brad Pitt? That's a whole other kind of relativity! 

C2H4, would you mind if I sit on the other side?

[C2H4]

C2H4, would you mind if I sit on the other side?

Threesome? Hala ka!

Hehehe, sure oi Miss Ginger...hating kapatid gyud 

[hazel]

Threesome? Hala ka!

Hehehe, sure oi Miss Ginger...hating kapatid gyud 

The more, the merrier man...

[C2H4]

^aw i-apil nalang pud nato si Ms Bambs, ms da binsi ug si Ms Happy 

[Bambi]

No, ajaw na ko i-apil kay ahong mang tabangan C2H4 si Angielina sa pagbantay sa mga kids.....

[Happy]

Sige apil ko salamat C2 hehe, dili manko ganahan angelina oui, si jennifer man ako 

[ms da binsi]

ang mga igat... kamo tapad kay ako sabak! hahahaaahaahaahahahahahaahah

[Happy]

uy labaw pang igat kay sabak jud iyaha hahaha, sung-ay lang ko lol

[C2H4]

Luoy pud si Brad. Naay ga sung-ay, naay ga sabak.

Ah! Dinaug daug naman si Brad aning kalakiha!

[Happy]

dili lagi lalim nang maayuhon ug dagway kay daghan ang gusto motapad maong mosung-ay nalang ang uban haha

Taym pa sa, ang title ani nga thread kay sit w/ beautifuk woman man, dili man sit w/ handsome man, hehe ilisdan unta ning title ani 

[C2H4]

Mao jud!

Dapat naa pu'y sit with a handsome man

[Happy]

mao lagi hehe

[ms da binsi]

nag paila ra gyud na nga ang mga babaye mo tulibagbag gyud ang utok ug naay gwapo...

[C2H4]

AaaaYyy!

Korek!