A Filipino Kindergarten Teacher

Started by pioneer, June 18, 2011, 01:50:50 PM

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pioneer

June 18, 2011, 01:50:50 PM
TEACHER There was this Filipino kindergarten teacher and she was teaching her class how to do the hokey-pokey.
She started off by saying, "You put your right feet in, you put your right feet out, you put your right feet in...."
Suddenly one of the children said, "Teacher you have to say 'foot.'"
So the teacher said, "You 'foot' your right feet in, you 'foot' your right feet out....."
Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."

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#1
June 18, 2011, 01:52:20 PM
Faet... ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#2
June 21, 2011, 09:14:25 AM
Foot-tot!!!  ;D

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#3
June 21, 2011, 09:39:38 AM
in and out produce many children  ;D
No other time than now..

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#4
June 21, 2011, 04:59:18 PM

in and out produce many children  ;D

Dili magkaanak kay tiil man ang gigamit. Ang nakaparat lang kay magka athlete's foot ang bee song... ;D
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#5
June 22, 2011, 12:40:57 PM
patuga man tawon ug maestra .. ;D
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#6
June 22, 2011, 04:59:27 PM
luoy pd tawon ang maestra....wa'y nakatudlo...
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#7
June 22, 2011, 06:09:22 PM

luoy pd tawon ang maestra....wa'y nakatudlo...

Kaayo rang paeskuylahon og Medicine maestraha... ;D
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#8
June 22, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
angay gyod tuod siya nga ma-podiatrist.
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#9
June 22, 2011, 08:56:01 PM
He he, maglukso-lukso dayon...   :-X
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#10
June 23, 2011, 03:13:11 AM
maestra music tengale to sya...ok ra aron modaghan pareho ni lady gaga ... ;)
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