the praying parrot

Started by glacier_71, April 12, 2011, 02:43:18 AM

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glacier_71

April 12, 2011, 02:43:18 AM
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem.  I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible... Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, And your parrots are sure to stop saying...  That phrase...  In no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house....

As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...

Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence...

Shocked, One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says, 'Put the beads away, Frank,
Our prayers have been answered!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

hubag bohol

#1
April 13, 2011, 10:49:56 AM

Bwahaha! Ok pud diay ang prayer nga nakat-onan sa male parrots! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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glacier_71

#2
April 18, 2011, 11:40:29 PM

Bwahaha! Ok pud diay ang prayer nga nakat-onan sa male parrots! ;D

sayon ra ni tingali dunggon kay daghang available hahahahaha
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

hubag bohol

#3
April 19, 2011, 05:51:28 AM


sayon ra ni tingali dunggon kay daghang available hahahahaha

He he, angay bitaw tinguhaon ang dili kaayo lisod abton. Matod pang Bay Bugsay, huwag kang mangarap ng imposible...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#4
April 19, 2011, 08:24:11 AM

He he, angay bitaw tinguhaon ang dili kaayo lisod abton. Matod pang Bay Bugsay, huwag kang mangarap ng imposible...

mao nay giingon ni lolo nga "be realistik!"  ;)
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

hubag bohol

#5
April 19, 2011, 08:37:05 AM



mao nay giingon ni lolo nga "be realistik!"  ;)

Parehas diay pud sa tugon sa akong apohan: "Ayaw pangitag lisod. Ayaw nag budlaybudlay og sum-ok sa ubang dapit kon ang imong gipangita naa ra sa imong kasilinganan." ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#6
April 19, 2011, 08:40:16 AM
ug tungod kay usa man ka ka sulundong apo, gitoman jud nimo kini, bay hubs, na?  ;)
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

Lollapalooza

#7
April 19, 2011, 08:42:06 AM
and so the parrots have been saved!!! hehehehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

hubag bohol

#8
April 19, 2011, 08:46:01 AM

...and they lived happily ever after! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#9
April 19, 2011, 11:24:46 AM

and so the parrots have been saved!!! hehehehehe

then, they "rose" again... ;D ;D ;D
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

hubag bohol

#10
April 19, 2011, 11:54:59 AM


then, they "rose" again... ;D ;D ;D

...until they were "sore"... ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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glacier_71

#11
April 20, 2011, 11:41:15 AM

...until they were "sore"... ;D

and "rose" they became due to the "sore"... ;D
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

hubag bohol

#12
April 20, 2011, 11:50:23 AM

...all because of "Eros"...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Lollapalooza

#13
April 20, 2011, 12:35:35 PM

...all because of "Eros"...

"Eros" the god of sexual love and beauty... so they have been praying for god Eros all this time... ;D ;D ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

hubag bohol

#14
April 20, 2011, 12:43:54 PM


ug tungod kay usa man ka ka sulundong apo, gitoman jud nimo kini, bay hubs, na?  ;)

Bug-at sa akong buot, apan tungod lagi kay sulondon ta...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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