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Started by Vistabel, February 27, 2011, 08:10:34 PM

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Vistabel

February 27, 2011, 08:10:34 PM
A FUNNY STORY:

There was a couple having 3 children namely:Sam Baddy,Noh Baddy & Krizzy.Noh Baddy was the favorite among them all.So Sam Baddy got jealous to Noh Baddy.One day,Sam Baddy killed Noh Baddy and Krizzy saw what happened.So she called the police for a help.

Krizzy:Police?Police?

Police:Yes,what happened?

Krizzy:I saw Sam Baddy killed Noh Baddy.

Police:What?What did you say?

Krizzy:I said,I saw Sam Baddy killed Noh Baddy.

Police:Are you,crazy?

Krizzy:Yes.How did you know?

Hehehe!Nadaot sa,"I saw somebody killed nobody."Wala'y klarung suspek.jejeje

islander

#1
February 27, 2011, 11:29:57 PM
hahaha!  arahng kahtohkah gyohd sah gihnihkahnahn ngah nagngahn sah ilahng mgah anahk anih. ;D

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Vistabel

#2
February 28, 2011, 08:13:40 PM
Huntahan sa usa ka bisita ug tagbalay,

BISITA: n0ng, main0m ni iny0ng tubig dri?
N0NG: aw naa rna nm0 d0ng ug im0 bang usap0n.

BolBuhol

#3
February 28, 2011, 08:41:55 PM
katok

hubag bohol

#4
March 01, 2011, 08:17:58 AM

katok

Who's there?  ;D

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islander

#5
March 01, 2011, 08:56:13 AM

Who's there?  ;D

flying segbin...

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#6
March 01, 2011, 09:24:29 AM

flying segbin...

Flying segbin who?

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Vistabel

#7
March 01, 2011, 05:21:09 PM
kahit marami na akong nahalikan.,kahit marami ng labi ang dumampi skin ko at kahit marami mga laway ang aking natikman di ibig sabihin na wala na akong dangal!   ::)





ngmamahal,
KUTSARA

BolBuhol

#8
March 01, 2011, 08:44:13 PM

Flying segbin who?



halika rito yakapin mo ako at buksan mo segbintana ng puso ko

hubag bohol

#9
March 01, 2011, 08:51:32 PM

halika rito yakapin mo ako at buksan mo segbintana ng puso ko

Segbinuang na gid ina ya...

...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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islander

#10
March 02, 2011, 12:12:10 AM

Flying segbin who?

segbinay, magamahay ako
nganong nabuhi pa ning kalibotan... ::)


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islander

#11
March 02, 2011, 12:19:13 AM

halika rito yakapin mo ako at buksan mo segbintana ng puso ko

Segbinuang na gid ina ya...

naunsa na man ni nga thread, hahaha!  maghusa man sad ta anig kinatawa.  abi nakog usa ray flying segbin sa tb...

;D - the original flying segbin
;D - segbin botoy
;D - segbin bolbs
;D -  kutsarita isle

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hubag bohol

#12
March 02, 2011, 08:03:40 AM

segbinay, magamahay ako
nganong nabuhi pa ning kalibotan... ::)

Segbinay, nagamahay ka ba
Nganong nabuhi ka nga perting lagoma...  ;D

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hubag bohol

#13
March 02, 2011, 08:09:17 AM

naunsa na man ni nga thread, hahaha!  maghusa man sad ta anig kinatawa.  abi nakog usa ray flying segbin sa tb...

;D - the original flying segbin
;D - segbin botoy
;D - segbin bolbs
;D -  kutsarita isle

Sama sa flying sigbin, ako molukso ug molupad pa jud, pero di ko segbin. Ako mao kini...





;D

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Vistabel

#14
March 05, 2011, 09:30:52 PM
Bkit ung
bulalak sa kasal
hinahagis tpos kung cnu ang mkasalo.xa dw ang susunod
na ikakasal..

bkit hndi kya nla i try ihagis
ung bulaklak ng paty
para mlaman din kung
cno ang susunod
na ma2matay..db?
pra mapghandaan...hahaha  ;D

hubag bohol

#15
March 06, 2011, 12:02:47 PM
Bwahaha! Di gihapon magsilbi kay molihay man tanan!  ;D

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Vistabel

#16
March 06, 2011, 02:50:40 PM

Bwahaha! Di gihapon magsilbi kay molihay man tanan!  ;D



sa imong paminaw bai Hubs kanang pagakos-gakos pa sa casket kay gusto nalang sab mouban sa namatay kong itulak kaha na sa panahon nga ilagak ug atabonan na ang patay di kaha mangaway sa nagtulak?  mao rani nga isturyaha sa kong kinsay makasalo sa bulaklak sa patay maoy musonod nga sa palagay ko inag-itsa palang katibuwahag siguro panagan kasama na ang nagdangoyngoy.  ;D

hubag bohol

#17
March 06, 2011, 09:04:30 PM

sa imong paminaw bai Hubs kanang pagakos-gakos pa sa casket kay gusto nalang sab mouban sa namatay kong itulak kaha na sa panahon nga ilagak ug atabonan na ang patay di kaha mangaway sa nagtulak? 

Sa akong paminaw, di lang kay mangaway, basin maghuramentado pa unya ang nagtulak mao na puy isunod og lubong!

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BolBuhol

#18
March 07, 2011, 08:51:37 PM
sama sang istorya:

may ara na pilipino hang ngalan nya Hoboy nagalantaw gid siya sang kontis sang langoy sang somingpol na may ara damo piranha, te tawag gid hang pirmirong kontistang sang tagtawag,
"Rasya" tuod ming salta sang somingpol hang rasya pag togdon gid nya sang tobig ginagpaak gid dayon sang mga piranha namatay gid sobong.

dason gintawag hang japang te, lokso gid hang kongtestang na japang indi naka abot sang tongatonga sang somingpol namatay kag ginagpaak sang damo na piranha, te tawag na gid si Pidro hang kontestang sang pilipinas sang ka hadlok ni Pidro indi gid siya nagpabalo na siya si Pidro gitulak gid niya si Hoboy na manoglantaw sang kontis, sang kahadlok ni Hoboy sang somingpol, dalidali syang langoy hangtod nanog abot sang tomoy, kag ginahangos kag nagahibi sang kakoyaw, dason gi intirbyo siya sang anonsir, unsa gid imong ikahambal na ikaw gid hang manog daog sang kontis subong haw?

hambal gid ni Hoboy  nagakorog sang kahadlok: "mamangkot lang gid ako sang kadaghanan kong sin-o gid nagatulak sang akon sang somingpol kay patyon ko gid sobong bla"


;D

hubag bohol

#19
March 07, 2011, 09:00:52 PM
Bwahaha! Garantisadong pahkahtohk gid and sugid mo gid!  ;D

 
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