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hubag bohol

February 26, 2011, 08:19:01 AM
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

;D


...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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hubag bohol

#1
February 27, 2011, 10:32:01 AM
I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!


:P

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#2
March 02, 2011, 12:18:02 PM
And if I was getting smart with you, how would you know?


;D

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#3
March 03, 2011, 05:23:08 PM
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

:P

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#4
March 05, 2011, 03:23:55 PM
Your village just called... they want their idiot back!


:-X

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hubag bohol

#5
March 06, 2011, 02:04:03 PM
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

;D

...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#6
March 07, 2011, 12:52:22 PM
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

:P

...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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hubag bohol

#7
March 08, 2011, 03:12:08 PM
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decides that nothing can be done.

:P

...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#8
March 10, 2011, 05:54:40 AM
I'm not handicapped, I'm just LAZY!

:P

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#9
March 11, 2011, 12:42:43 PM
There is a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

;D


...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#10
March 14, 2011, 08:00:35 PM
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. ;D

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#11
March 15, 2011, 12:45:58 PM
A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!   ;D

...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#12
March 17, 2011, 05:12:51 PM
There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.  8)
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#13
March 18, 2011, 10:49:24 AM
Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?  ::) 
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#14
March 19, 2011, 07:44:33 AM
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.  :-\ 
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#15
March 20, 2011, 09:28:18 AM
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.  ;D

...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#16
March 21, 2011, 10:58:10 AM
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.  :P

...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#17
March 22, 2011, 05:43:27 PM
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. ;D

...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#18
March 23, 2011, 11:08:25 AM
If you can't convince them, confuse them.


He he, naay ingon ani ang tactic... ;D

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#19
March 24, 2011, 09:22:50 PM
Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now. :P

...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#20
March 26, 2011, 02:42:31 PM
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.  :P
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#21
March 29, 2011, 11:37:36 AM
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"  ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#22
March 30, 2011, 12:06:11 PM
Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery. Stalking is. ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#23
March 31, 2011, 03:24:01 PM
A husband was asked: Do you talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

:P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#24
April 01, 2011, 10:53:23 AM
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.  ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#25
April 03, 2011, 03:26:43 PM

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#26
April 04, 2011, 04:33:02 PM

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down. ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#27
April 06, 2011, 05:37:40 PM

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#28
April 07, 2011, 10:46:20 AM

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.  ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#29
April 08, 2011, 05:29:32 PM

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.  ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#30
April 09, 2011, 04:59:37 PM

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#31
April 10, 2011, 01:04:34 PM

Help Wanted: Telepath; you know where to apply.  ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#32
April 13, 2011, 10:48:27 AM

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.  ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#33
April 14, 2011, 06:28:26 PM

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 8)
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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cujo

#34
April 14, 2011, 08:37:23 PM
Frankly,My dear,I don't give a damn... ::)

islander

#35
April 14, 2011, 10:43:41 PM

He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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#36
April 14, 2011, 11:42:53 PM
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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#37
April 14, 2011, 11:47:35 PM
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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#38
April 14, 2011, 11:48:48 PM
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
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#39
April 15, 2011, 11:29:33 PM

Ham and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig. ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Kerstin

#40
April 16, 2011, 04:12:04 AM
*Teaching others teacheth yourself*
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

Kerstin

#41
April 16, 2011, 04:13:39 AM
Out of a dog’s mouth will never come ivory tusks.
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#42
April 16, 2011, 11:05:28 AM

A closed mouth gathers no foot.  ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#43
April 17, 2011, 01:06:17 PM

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.  ::)
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#44
April 19, 2011, 12:28:56 PM

I got some new underwear yesterday. Well, it was new to me.  ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#45
April 20, 2011, 04:22:29 PM

I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#46
April 21, 2011, 01:48:05 PM

Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.  :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#47
April 22, 2011, 04:21:02 PM

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.  :)
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#48
April 23, 2011, 11:52:37 AM

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.  :P ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#49
April 24, 2011, 05:59:26 PM

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.  :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#50
April 25, 2011, 05:35:10 PM

Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior. :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#51
April 27, 2011, 04:52:24 PM

The statement following is true. The statement prior is false. ???
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#52
April 28, 2011, 05:08:23 PM




:P
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#53
May 01, 2011, 06:04:06 PM

Be nice to your kids: they'll choose your nursing home. :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#54
May 02, 2011, 07:37:51 PM

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#55
May 03, 2011, 02:56:18 PM

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it. ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#56
May 04, 2011, 11:00:59 AM

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. ;D


...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#57
May 04, 2011, 08:35:41 PM

   :-\
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Kerstin

#58
May 05, 2011, 01:39:03 AM

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. ;D




daoy na revised man lagi na? di diay begin with a single patid ? ^_^
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#59
May 05, 2011, 03:07:39 PM

Single lukso tingali--para sa mga you-know-what...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Kerstin

#60
May 05, 2011, 04:21:38 PM
single sikdol ra gani na ..hagba na?
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#61
May 05, 2011, 04:51:43 PM

Hmm, nasikdolan ang wa-it?
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#62
May 06, 2011, 05:56:50 PM

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.  ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#63
May 08, 2011, 07:50:14 PM

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.   :-\
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#64
May 09, 2011, 04:26:36 PM

If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?  ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#65
May 11, 2011, 12:39:58 PM

For sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain.  :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#66
May 12, 2011, 10:52:14 PM

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#67
May 13, 2011, 09:42:11 PM

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.  :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#68
May 14, 2011, 10:01:41 AM

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.  ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Kerstin

#69
May 15, 2011, 07:41:10 AM
Beware of the toes you step on today.
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

Kerstin

#70
May 15, 2011, 07:42:23 AM
They could be attached to the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow.
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#71
May 17, 2011, 10:01:55 AM




8)
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#72
May 18, 2011, 09:04:16 PM




8)
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#73
May 19, 2011, 11:48:38 AM

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.  ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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taga tigbao

#74
May 19, 2011, 04:15:20 PM




8)

Hahahahaha. ;D
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#75
May 19, 2011, 08:26:29 PM

Hahahahaha. ;D

Mikatawa ay..naka relate galing..? itschie bitschie..
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#76
May 19, 2011, 08:51:14 PM

Basin ang period kay bowbow, nasangit sa tunlan... ;D
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#77
May 20, 2011, 08:05:48 PM

Chastity is curable, if detected early.  ;D


Kon di matambalan dayon, bisag ipamugos pa, lisod na...  :-X
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Kerstin

#78
May 21, 2011, 08:51:03 AM

Basin ang period kay bowbow, nasangit sa tunlan... ;D

..outsch very bold ka opaw..! peace hihhihi
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

Kerstin

#79
May 21, 2011, 08:56:30 AM
Only a true friend, can see the real pain behind a fake smile.
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#80
May 21, 2011, 09:16:42 AM

Only true love can turn a frog into a pig...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Kerstin

#81
May 21, 2011, 09:18:02 AM
Ungad >is the best exercise..?
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#82
May 21, 2011, 09:27:12 AM

Masamtan diay ang red lips...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Kerstin

#83
May 21, 2011, 09:28:30 AM
..sawiti daw ingon Chris hihihi
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#84
May 21, 2011, 09:56:47 AM

Aw, he he, achuete diay buot ipasabot? Nah, matakdan jud unya sa kapuwa ang mata nga nisulimbad sa tigi sa tinutokay! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#85
May 21, 2011, 09:25:11 PM

Time is a great healer, but a terrible beautician.  :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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chicogon

#86
May 22, 2011, 03:41:23 AM

Ungad >is the best exercise..?

Kinsay author ani? Taga TB?  ;D

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(LEAN gainst tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)

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#87
May 22, 2011, 05:19:54 AM

Klaro nga ang author tig-ungad o kaha tigpaungad... ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#88
May 22, 2011, 01:27:37 PM

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it has stopped snowing. :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#89
May 23, 2011, 05:39:19 PM

Polynesia - memory loss in parrots. ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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islander

#90
May 23, 2011, 06:09:06 PM

What signifies knowing the names, if you know not the nature of things.

                                                                        -Benjamin Franklin
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#91
May 23, 2011, 06:10:11 PM

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.

                          -Benjamin Franklin
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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hubag bohol

#92
May 25, 2011, 09:38:24 PM


To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.

                          -Benjamin Franklin

Pwede tingbon? ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#93
May 25, 2011, 09:39:02 PM

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.  :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Kerstin

#94
May 26, 2011, 08:16:42 AM

Kinsay author ani? Taga TB?  ;D



..taga Cainggit tali..? ^_^  kumakaon ug kuja..:-)
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

Kerstin

#95
May 26, 2011, 08:24:51 AM

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

;D




mahog sa lim-aw kon ala bbmamon..?
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

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#96
May 26, 2011, 11:06:49 AM


mahog sa lim-aw kon ala bbmamon..?

Delikado kon mahog sa mahog milat... ;D
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#97
May 27, 2011, 06:32:19 PM

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.  ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#98
May 28, 2011, 08:48:32 PM

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.  :)
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#99
May 29, 2011, 06:20:41 PM




;D
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