Cursing at Work (From Marivic Of My Friendster Network)

[Fiel Angeli AraoaraoGabin]

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings
when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.


(1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

(2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go- getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch.

(3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

(4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF No f______way.

(5) TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me!

(6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

(7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.

( TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

(9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

(10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the f____ didn't you tell me sooner?

(11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

(12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

(13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

(14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.


(15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

(16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

(17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?

(18 ) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.


Thank
You,

Human Resources

[Happy]

Dili sab ko gamit ana nga mga words oi... bisan mamati nalang dili ko ganahan, mao ni ako gi-diciplina ako bana kay kung maglagot nga mapildi ang team niya sa football gamit dayon anang (f__k or damn).. Bisan danish pa ang gamiton word, dili gihapon pwede nako na..

[kiamoy]

(4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF No f______way.

(5) TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me!

both of these are noted.

(16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

if i hear this from a workmate, ako jud ingnon, "resign uy"!

[colliers]

(1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

maayo ni da

[kiamoy]

pakalma lang nga insulto ...haha

[colliers]

sakto bitaw kiamoy no? dili binarat o binukid ba. sosy ang dating

[david]

naa bayay nasod nga ang ilang national o international tv o radio station kay naa namay sattelite maka sulti ka bisan unsa imo gusto

[kiamoy]

sakto bitaw kiamoy no? dili binarat o binukid ba. sosy ang dating

dili palengkera effect

[grazie7y]

I know a Pinay who speaks this word and more bad words.  Natakdan sa iyang bana.  It really irritates me no end.  I told her, I don't want to go with you because you cause me stress with your foul language!  Sorry, sorry tawon ingon sya she'd try to minimize it if I am around.  Ingon ko, do it not for me but for yourself oi!   Naa man sya gipatabang nko na trabaho so hadlok sya'g di na ko mo anha.  I

[kiamoy]

Annoying if perme nalang.. lol

[janjan]

bitaw pero ako sahay maka pang swear man sad ko pero kana gud sapoton na ko ka ajo di man gud kalikayan nakon makadungog aho bana ma badlongan gud noon ko imbis sija puti mao noon mamadlong naho hehehe