Medical Quotes For All

[Lorenzo]

For the medical fanatics!

And all those interested!

[cujo]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

[Lorenzo]

hahaha i love it!

[Lorenzo]

our medical psychiatry professor told us (and i paraphrase):

"early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise..."


then a student yelled out, "but Dr! excessive sleep may distort the melatonin levels and dopamine levels, and thus lead to psychosis and possibly manifest in depressive episodes!"


our professor retorted, "yes, that too, but stop being a wise asss!"


The whole medical class erupted into laughter.


LOL  

[cujo]

If you talk to God,you are praying...if God talks to you,you have schizophrenia.


                                         Thomas Szasz

[Lorenzo]

lol, nice one. nice one.


unsa'y treatment ana beh?

[Lorenzo]

answer



TX: Haloperidol, carbamezapene, tricyclics!

[Lorenzo]

funny one (nephrologists live to crack this one)   



"This too shall pass. Just like a kidney stone."
-Hunter Madsen

[Lorenzo]

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life!
~Emily Dickinson

[Lorenzo]

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week.  If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.  ~Martin H. Fischer

[Lorenzo]

God and the Doctor we alike adore
But only when in danger, not before;
The danger o'er, both are alike requited,
God is forgotten, and the Doctor slighted.
~Robert Owen

[Lorenzo]

Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend.
~John Dryden

[Lorenzo]

"Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is."
Norman Cousins

[Lorenzo]

"Treat the patient, not the X-ray."
James M. Hunter