I want my wife deported!!

[vrglguapo]

By Ted Laguatan, Esq.
INQUIRER.net First Posted 10:11:00 10/10/2010 Filed Under: Migration, Crime and Law and Justice, Americas - Canada

CALIFORNIA, United Statesâ€"In January of this year, I wrote the following material which was published and included as a part of my regular column by three newspapers. It was a response to a letter sent by a reader. Since then, I have had so many requests to have the material reprinted. Here it is.

Dear Attorney, I am a 72-year-old retired accountant who did well in the US. A widower, I married my attractive 25-year-old wife three years ago. We come from the same barrio in Nueva Vizcaya. I brought her to the US and she certainly has a much better life now. I gave her parents a generous sum of money when we married and send them money now and then. I was very happy until I discovered her affair with a co-worker. I discovered the sizzling exchanges of romantic text messages in her cell phone. I confronted her and she tearfully confessed, asking for forgiveness. She says this young man had been very aggressive and she tried to resist but eventually gave in. She has been seeing him for three weeks now. I want to hurt this guy. I feel devastated and hurt by the betrayal. I want my wife deported. Can you please help me on this?â€"Ben

Dear Manong Ben, Here’s my take on your situation: I understand your anguish, confusion, and anger. You cannot eat, sleep, or concentrate. Conjured scenarios of your young wife in wild passionate sensual engagement swirl in your brain with tortuous repetition. Your initial reaction reeks of revenge: Deport her. Condemn her back to barrio poverty and boredom. Get a hit-man to bury this bum alive. Rip his head off. Chop off his thing.

You would not be human if you had no such reactions.

Cool it and look at reality and the big picture. Most likely she married you not so much for your Piolo Pascual looks but because of your tender waysâ€"legal tender that is. You made yourself attractive by going green. You showered her parents with green bucks. Your fat wallet and your blue US passport made you super pogi. You gave her an offer she could not refuse: escape from the barrio, a green card, nice clothes, nice cars, great food, a nice house and spending money. That’s fine. Hey, you do what you gotta do to achieve your goal. You made other old guys’ fantasies a reality. That shows guts. But Manong, marrying an attractive woman 47 years youngerâ€"I am sure you are awareâ€"has its risks. You assumed that risk.

Most likely she never intended to cheat on you. Extramarital affairs are often unintended. But shift happens. Her attention shifted to another guy. Kalibidohan, kakulangan, and kalungkutan are to blame, operating singularly or in combination.

It’s a friendly planet except when an old guy’s young attractive wife meets a young aggressive stallion. I am sure she initially resisted the stud’s advances but because of kalibidohan, that is, tyrannical biological and hormonal imperatives, resistance eventually converted to welcomed acceptance. Kakulangan is simply unsatisfied kalibidohan, which may have been a factor. Kalungkutan, loneliness, may have also played a part.

What then? Anger, hate, resentment, thoughts of revenge? These won’t help. These destructive negatives increase your blood pressure, eat you up, and drown you in constant misery and depression. They can even drive you to insanity.

What then should you do? Here’s my advice: For your psychological-emotional survival and because it is the right and good thing to do, unconditionally forgive her and cease demonizing her.

Deeply understand that she is only human like all of us. Once you forgive her and forget her indiscretions, your peace will come back to you. The tightness in your chest, the headaches, sleepless nights, thoughts of revengeâ€"all will vanish like sidewalk ice melted by the hot sun. You can then proceed with your life. Forgiving heals your hurt and makes you feel good about yourself. This is good science.

Forget about deporting her. Revenge and bitterness won’t do much good. And, since you had a genuine good faith marriage, a good lawyer can prevent her from being deported. I know I can.

If she leaves you or if you leave her, genuinely wish her well. You gave her a chance for a better life. Be happy about that. You made a big difference in one person’s lifeâ€"maybe several persons, if you include her family. In exchange, you had her for three good years, enjoyed her company, made love to her. She made you feel young again. She may even have been a good cook.

Do your crying, sincerely forgive, forget, and move on. Don’t let your dark side dominate.

If you cannot really live without her, then tell her so. Love her not only as a wife but as a human being. Affirm your love despite her extramarital liaisons. Risk being a fool. It’s all right. Love begets love, especially true, honest-to-goodness love. Who knows, she might get tired of her young lothario and appreciate you more and truly love you.

If this does not work, nothing prevents you from divorcing her, returning to your barrio and marrying another woman. Maybe Manong, a little older this time? Good luck. Take care.â€"Ted]  By Ted Laguatan, Esq.
INQUIRER.net First Posted 10:11:00 10/10/2010 Filed Under: Migration, Crime and Law and Justice, Americas - Canada

CALIFORNIA, United Statesâ€"In January of this year, I wrote the following material which was published and included as a part of my regular column by three newspapers. It was a response to a letter sent by a reader. Since then, I have had so many requests to have the material reprinted. Here it is.

Dear Attorney, I am a 72-year-old retired accountant who did well in the US. A widower, I married my attractive 25-year-old wife three years ago. We come from the same barrio in Nueva Vizcaya. I brought her to the US and she certainly has a much better life now. I gave her parents a generous sum of money when we married and send them money now and then. I was very happy until I discovered her affair with a co-worker. I discovered the sizzling exchanges of romantic text messages in her cell phone. I confronted her and she tearfully confessed, asking for forgiveness. She says this young man had been very aggressive and she tried to resist but eventually gave in. She has been seeing him for three weeks now. I want to hurt this guy. I feel devastated and hurt by the betrayal. I want my wife deported. Can you please help me on this?â€"Ben

Dear Manong Ben, Here’s my take on your situation: I understand your anguish, confusion, and anger. You cannot eat, sleep, or concentrate. Conjured scenarios of your young wife in wild passionate sensual engagement swirl in your brain with tortuous repetition. Your initial reaction reeks of revenge: Deport her. Condemn her back to barrio poverty and boredom. Get a hit-man to bury this bum alive. Rip his head off. Chop off his thing.

You would not be human if you had no such reactions.

Cool it and look at reality and the big picture. Most likely she married you not so much for your Piolo Pascual looks but because of your tender waysâ€"legal tender that is. You made yourself attractive by going green. You showered her parents with green bucks. Your fat wallet and your blue US passport made you super pogi. You gave her an offer she could not refuse: escape from the barrio, a green card, nice clothes, nice cars, great food, a nice house and spending money. That’s fine. Hey, you do what you gotta do to achieve your goal. You made other old guys’ fantasies a reality. That shows guts. But Manong, marrying an attractive woman 47 years youngerâ€"I am sure you are awareâ€"has its risks. You assumed that risk.

Most likely she never intended to cheat on you. Extramarital affairs are often unintended. But shift happens. Her attention shifted to another guy. Kalibidohan, kakulangan, and kalungkutan are to blame, operating singularly or in combination.

It’s a friendly planet except when an old guy’s young attractive wife meets a young aggressive stallion. I am sure she initially resisted the stud’s advances but because of kalibidohan, that is, tyrannical biological and hormonal imperatives, resistance eventually converted to welcomed acceptance. Kakulangan is simply unsatisfied kalibidohan, which may have been a factor. Kalungkutan, loneliness, may have also played a part.

What then? Anger, hate, resentment, thoughts of revenge? These won’t help. These destructive negatives increase your blood pressure, eat you up, and drown you in constant misery and depression. They can even drive you to insanity.

What then should you do? Here’s my advice: For your psychological-emotional survival and because it is the right and good thing to do, unconditionally forgive her and cease demonizing her.

Deeply understand that she is only human like all of us. Once you forgive her and forget her indiscretions, your peace will come back to you. The tightness in your chest, the headaches, sleepless nights, thoughts of revengeâ€"all will vanish like sidewalk ice melted by the hot sun. You can then proceed with your life. Forgiving heals your hurt and makes you feel good about yourself. This is good science.

Forget about deporting her. Revenge and bitterness won’t do much good. And, since you had a genuine good faith marriage, a good lawyer can prevent her from being deported. I know I can.

If she leaves you or if you leave her, genuinely wish her well. You gave her a chance for a better life. Be happy about that. You made a big difference in one person’s lifeâ€"maybe several persons, if you include her family. In exchange, you had her for three good years, enjoyed her company, made love to her. She made you feel young again. She may even have been a good cook.

Do your crying, sincerely forgive, forget, and move on. Don’t let your dark side dominate.

If you cannot really live without her, then tell her so. Love her not only as a wife but as a human being. Affirm your love despite her extramarital liaisons. Risk being a fool. It’s all right. Love begets love, especially true, honest-to-goodness love. Who knows, she might get tired of her young lothario and appreciate you more and truly love you.

If this does not work, nothing prevents you from divorcing her, returning to your barrio and marrying another woman. Maybe Manong, a little older this time? Good luck. Take care.â€"Ted

[lumine]

good advice.

[hubag bohol]

The old fool deserves all that mental anguish and then some.

[luckybelle]

The old fool deserves all that mental anguish and then some.

Wag naman manong Hoboi, just because he's 72.... he has still the right to love and to be love Gamay nalang baja ija moments sa earth. Why not spend it with love and happiness? My good wishes for him... God bless the old guy

[hubag bohol]

Wag naman manong Hoboi, just because he's 72.... he has still the right to love and to be love Gamay nalang baja ija moments sa earth. Why not spend it with love and happiness? My good wishes for him... God bless the old guy

Kon gusto siyag bata, kinilo na lang unta. He shouldn't have bought the whole cow. 

[luckybelle]

Kon gusto siyag bata, kinilo na lang unta. He shouldn't have bought the whole cow.  

Maajo manag whole cow kay hinay-hinay ra ug hurot pwede tiil unay lapwahan.... unja sunod buwan inig buhi pa ang cow pwede ang isa napud ka tiil... Libre pa minti ug gatas. Inig sum-ulan pwede ihawon ibaligya. Makaginansya pa.

[hubag bohol]

Maajo manag whole cow kay hinay-hinay ra ug hurot pwede tiil unay lapwahan.... unja sunod buwan inig buhi pa ang cow pwede ang isa napud ka tiil... Libre pa minti ug gatas. Inig sum-ulan pwede ihawon ibaligya. Makaginansya pa.

He he, ang nakadaot lang sa iyang whole cow kay gisayonsayon lang og syomoy sa usa ka young bull... 

[luckybelle]

He he, ang nakadaot lang sa iyang whole cow kay gisayonsayon lang og syomoy sa usa ka young bull... 

Asus, nganong gaproblema ba sija, nga niuli naman sa ija ang cow... Mag-andam ra gud sija ug kwartahan na buyer inig mobalik ang young bull... basin diay naay gusto mopalit pud ug young bull

[bugsay]

Kon gusto siyag bata, kinilo na lang unta. He shouldn't have bought the whole cow. 

..pareha silang duha...milking cow?

[hubag bohol]

Asus, nganong gaproblema ba sija, nga niuli naman sa ija ang cow... Mag-andam ra gud sija ug kwartahan na buyer inig mobalik ang young bull... basin diay naay gusto mopalit pud ug young bull

Mao bitaw nga dili na lang unta niya problemahon. Hunahunaon na lang niya nga it's part of the package. Sa iyang edad di na unta siya angay madismaya sa mga isyu kabahin sa kamasalad-on sa tawo ug sa kahaguka sa pagbati sa mga anak ni Eba...

[luckybelle]

Mao bitaw nga dili na lang unta niya problemahon. Hunahunaon na lang niya nga it's part of the package. Sa iyang edad di na unta siya angay madismaya sa mga isyu kabahin sa kamasalad-on sa tawo ug sa kahaguka sa pagbati sa mga anak ni Eba...

Bwahahahaha

[wolfpack823]

Luoy pero, he deserved it. Kahibalo na siya mao na mahitabo.

[hubag bohol]

Luoy pero, he deserved it. Kahibalo na siya mao na mahitabo.

Cool it and look at reality and the big picture. Most likely she married you not so much for your Piolo Pascual looks but because of your tender waysâ€"legal tender that is. You made yourself attractive by going green. You showered her parents with green bucks. Your fat wallet and your blue US passport made you super pogi. You gave her an offer she could not refuse: escape from the barrio, a green card, nice clothes, nice cars, great food, a nice house and spending money. That’s fine. Hey, you do what you gotta do to achieve your goal. You made other old guys’ fantasies a reality. That shows guts. But Manong, marrying an attractive woman 47 years youngerâ€"I am sure you are awareâ€"has its risks. You assumed that risk.

Indeed, you pay for what you want--in more ways than one. Parehas ni sa giingon ni Oscar Wilde:  "There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it."

[statesville]

There's nothing worst than an old fool.....

[hubag bohol]

There's nothing worst than an old fool.....

Bitaw, OK lang ang young fool. Pero kon old fool, makaingon jud tag, "Mirisi"... 

[Vito Andoline]

Bitaw, OK lang ang young fool. Pero kon old fool, makaingon jud tag, "Mirisi"... 

hahahaha,asa man diay ta padung bai kung di sa  old fool pud

[hubag bohol]

hahahaha,asa man diay ta padung bai kung di sa  old fool pud

Matiguwang ko bay magkinilo ra ko oi...

[Vito Andoline]

Matiguwang ko bay magkinilo ra ko oi...

hahahah,bai akoy supplier

[hubag bohol]

hahahah,bai akoy supplier

Klaroha bay, basig pinilian ray imong ipagamit...

[Vito Andoline]

Klaroha bay, basig pinilian ray imong ipagamit...

puro bag-o bai basta ikaw,wa pay gamit

[islander]

There's nothing worst than an old fool.....

strange, but i have no sympathy for this old fool.  did he ever think that he could buy love?  if he did, well, he got the proper loose change.

[islander]

for hubag and vito andoline, a loving message:

you, two middle-aged fools!

[hubag bohol]

strange, but i have no sympathy for this old fool.  did he ever think that he could buy love?  if he did, well, he got the proper loose change.

Nisamot ka-loose ang sa iyang whole cow kay perming gimakmak sa young bull. 

[hubag bohol]

for hubag and vito andoline, a loving message:

you, two middle-aged fools!

Middle-aged, sigi na lang. But fools? Hah! Certainly not in the sense of this thread. 

[Vito Andoline]

strange, but i have no sympathy for this old fool.  did he ever think that he could buy love?  if he did, well, he got the proper loose change.

hahahaha,basin mapalit  nya murag si peter

[Vito Andoline]

for hubag and vito andoline, a loving message:

you, two middle-aged fools!

hahahaha,minor age fool pa ko  islander

[Vito Andoline]

Nisamot ka-loose ang sa iyang whole cow kay perming gimakmak sa young bull. 

hahahah,nangumbitay ang kunot bai

[Vito Andoline]

Middle-aged, sigi na lang. But fools? Hah! Certainly not in the sense of this thread. 

ayaw angkon bai para di mahibaw-an

[Lorenzo]

"Old Carabao Likes To Eat Young Grass"

Only this time, there is a slight twist.

"Old Carabao Likes To Eat  Young Grass, but when the old carabao took a nap, the young bull devoured the basak.." 


tsk tsk tsk   

[Vito Andoline]

"Old Carabao Likes To Eat Young Grass"

Only this time, there is a slight twist.

"Old Carabao Likes To Eat  Young Grass, but when the old carabao took a nap, the young bull devoured the basak.." 


tsk tsk tsk   

hahaha,bantay salakay

[hubag bohol]

ayaw angkon bai para di mahibaw-an

Maayo ning nagtuo sila nga edaran ta bay aron magdahom sila nga daghan tag kwarta...

[Vito Andoline]

Maayo ning nagtuo sila nga edaran ta bay aron magdahom sila nga daghan tag kwarta...

hahahaha,basin sulongon ka ana bai paonan ka ug  18 anyos

[hubag bohol]

hahahaha,basin sulongon ka ana bai paonan ka ug  18 anyos

Aw, makapaniba jud tag ahat kon maohon!

[luckybelle]

"Old Carabao Likes To Eat Young Grass"

Only this time, there is a slight twist.

"Old Carabao Likes To Eat  Young Grass, but when the old carabao took a nap, the young bull devoured the basak.." 


tsk tsk tsk   

bwahahaha

[Lorenzo]

hehehe mao lagi, luuy pood si manoy...

[wolfpack823]

hehehe mao lagi, luuy pood si manoy...

Mao gani basta mahilig gyud kay Daisy.. ( sais,siete, otso, nuebe), unsa man diay? Mao gyud na mahitabo.

[Lorenzo]

At 75 he should have bee enjoying his golden years ; na unsaon naman nag heart ache napood sija.

“Older men are to be self-controlled, worthy of respect, sensible, and sound in faith, love, and endurance. In the same way, older women are to be reverent in behavior, not slanderers, not addicted to much wine. [They are] to teach what is good” (Titus 2:2-3).

Manoy was not being self-controlled and sensible.     

[wolfpack823]

That is true. Para nako dili dapat magregret si Manoy...

In fact from moralist's point of view. Immoral ang gihimo ni Manoy eh, he lured a poor young girl from the barrio in exchange for sex and taking care of him. He used his money to exploit the vulnerabilites of this young woman, whose only dream is to get out of poverty and maybe to help her family.

[cujo]

Who are we to judge on how a  75 year old man live his life.We all are going in that direction.What do you call it Ageism? reflects a prejudice in society aginst older adults.He has a heart like you and me capable of feeling alone and longing to be with someone we care.SHE should know what she is getting into when he married him.Duh!

[Lorenzo]

That is true. Para nako dili dapat magregret si Manoy...

In fact from moralist's point of view. Immoral ang gihimo ni Manoy eh, he lured a poor young girl from the barrio in exchange for sex and taking care of him. He used his money to exploit the vulnerabilites of this young woman, whose only dream is to get out of poverty and maybe to help her family.

Good point, Wolf.

Kidding and joking aside, I do feel bad for this old man. In his old dotage (and as a widower) he was lonely, so he married a younger woman. However, it seems that the young woman was unsatisfied with him. 

[Lorenzo]

SHE should know what she is getting into when he married him.Duh!

Perhaps she did, Cujo, and saw him as a one-way-ticket.

[statesville]

As an accountant, he forgot to do his calculation
                         before jumping into conclusion
Here's a word for you;  do not deport your wife
     keep on going green and make it more attractive
     buy a huge life insurance maybe 3 or 5 million dollars
     and have your young wife as beneficiary......
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[cujo]

Perhaps she did, Cujo, and saw him as a one-way-ticket.

You know what they say "Be careful what you wish for."

[luckybelle]

As an accountant, he forgot to do his calculation
                         before jumping into conclusion
Here's a word for you;  do not deport your wife
     keep on going green and make it more attractive
     buy a huge life insurance maybe 3 or 5 million dollars
     and have your young wife as beneficiary......
     <img src="http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/69.gif">
     
         

Bwahahahahahaha............ korek madam.. e-enjoy nalang nija ang nahibilin nija na time with his young wife. Kay kung ija kunuhay ipadeport na maghanap na pud sija ug young grass unja basin this time naa na jud daan nagsabsab na young bull....
Bwe....hehehehe.... hay naku... pasaylua nalang  manoy... isipa nalang nagbakasyon lang si young wife kadali then move on. Kay kung dili basin matigok ka sa heartache... sus maglabad ra imo ulo ana, masakit ka tigok...

[hubag bohol]

That is true. Para nako dili dapat magregret si Manoy...

In fact from moralist's point of view. Immoral ang gihimo ni Manoy eh, he lured a poor young girl from the barrio in exchange for sex and taking care of him. He used his money to exploit the vulnerabilites of this young woman, whose only dream is to get out of poverty and maybe to help her family.

Di pud tingali lalim ang kalisod sa sitwasyon sa baje kay siyempre naay maghunahuna nga kwarta ray ijang giapas (which is very probably true and which we commonly perceive to be as reprehensible as the old man's intentions). Dili kalikayan nga gihimo sijang kataw-anan sa ijang peers (out of envy perhaps, or just plain deviltry). In this equation, I would expect the older spouse to possess the greater capacity to withstand the pain that their lopsided relationship is sure to unleash upon them.

[hubag bohol]

Bwahahahahahaha............ korek madam.. e-enjoy nalang nija ang nahibilin nija na time with his young wife. Kay kung ija kunuhay ipadeport na maghanap na pud sija ug young grass unja basin this time naa na jud daan nagsabsab na young bull....
Bwe....hehehehe.... hay naku... pasaylua nalang  manoy... isipa nalang nagbakasyon lang si young wife kadali then move on. Kay kung dili basin matigok ka sa heartache... sus maglabad ra imo ulo ana, masakit ka tigok...

He he, bitaw, who knows? Basin mas passionate towards her doddering husband ang young wife sa mga higayon nga gikan siya sa usa ka makabalig-bukog-makahislot-og-panit nga kombate uban sa iyang raging bull...

[luckybelle]

He he, bitaw, who knows? Basin mas passionate towards her doddering husband ang young wife sa mga higayon nga gikan siya sa usa ka makabalig-bukog-makahislot-og-panit nga kombate uban sa iyang raging bull...

A sa ato pa nagresearch ra diay ug new techniques... Unja love is sweeter the second time around kay manong ug inday

[hubag bohol]

A sa ato pa nagresearch ra diay ug new techniques... Unja love is sweeter the second time around kay manong ug inday

In this case, angay pasalamatan ni lolo si young bull... 

[luckybelle]

In this case, angay pasalamatan ni lolo si young bull... 

Bwehehehehehe......... you think so?.. a para sa high-techniques... basin pud noh... basin nakupas na ang power ni lolo

[hubag bohol]

Bwehehehehehe......... you think so?.. a para sa high-techniques... basin pud noh... basin nakupas na ang power ni lolo

Gawas pa, nganong idawo man gud ni lolo ang iyang pinalit nga asawa? Manghuwam ra bitaw mi, di man ni mangangkon... 

[vrglguapo]

As an accountant, he forgot to do his calculation
                         before jumping into conclusion
Here's a word for you;  do not deport your wife
     keep on going green and make it more attractive
     buy a huge life insurance maybe 3 or 5 million dollars
     and have your young wife as beneficiary......
     <img src="http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/69.gif">
     
         

Delikado basin hiloan sa asawa niya unya tigok dayon ..Lipaylipay unya sila sa iyang toyboy..sa nakuha nga insurance..

[luckybelle]

Manghuwam ra bitaw mi,...




Apil diay ka nanghuwam sa ija wiffy bay Hubs?

[hubag bohol]

Manghuwam ra bitaw mi,...




Apil diay ka nanghuwam sa ija wiffy bay Hubs?

He he, pila ra guy estorya...

...wa ta kahibawo, matinuod diay... 

[islander]

Gawas pa, nganong idawo man gud ni lolo ang iyang pinalit nga asawa? Manghuwam ra bitaw mi, di man ni mangangkon... 

di man tingali sa nagdinawo si lolo.  gigastohan man god pod sa batang asawa kamong mga boytoy nga nanghuwam.  bayronon pa god ni lolo sa iyang credit card ang gigasto sa inyo ni mrs bata.  sobra na man pod.  padung na baya pod mo ma-lolo...

[luckybelle]

di man tingali sa nagdinawo si lolo.  gigastohan man god pod sa batang asawa kamong mga boytoy nga nanghuwam.  bayronon pa god ni lolo sa iyang credit card ang gigasto sa inyo ni mrs bata.  sobra na man pod.  padung na baya pod mo ma-lolo...

[hubag bohol]

di man tingali sa nagdinawo si lolo.  gigastohan man god pod sa batang asawa kamong mga boytoy nga nanghuwam.  bayronon pa god ni lolo sa iyang credit card ang gigasto sa inyo ni mrs bata.  sobra na man pod.  padung na baya pod mo ma-lolo...

Mabulahan siya sa iyang kaayo kay daghan ang nag-ampo nga taas pa ang iyang kinabuhi...

[luckybelle]

Mabulahan siya sa iyang kaayo kay daghan ang nag-ampo nga taas pa ang iyang kinabuhi...

[BolBuhol]

sd

[hubag bohol]

sd

Paktakon ba ini Bay Bolbs?

[Vito Andoline]

Paktakon ba ini Bay Bolbs?

unsa mana bai?

[hubag bohol]

unsa mana bai?

He he, nangutana ko ni Bay Bolbs kon tigmo ba ning iyang duha ka letra...

[Vito Andoline]

He he, nangutana ko ni Bay Bolbs kon tigmo ba ning iyang duha ka letra...

hahahah,basin sexual drive na bai iya lang gimubo

[hubag bohol]

hahahah,basin sexual drive na bai iya lang gimubo

Bitaw. Pwede pud sick dog...

[Vito Andoline]

Bitaw. Pwede pud sick dog...

basin pud ug sit down

[hubag bohol]

basin pud ug sit down

Rocking the boat na lang kon maohon.

[Vito Andoline]

Rocking the boat na lang kon maohon.

basin murag gi jakan bai

[hubag bohol]

basin murag gi jakan bai

Mao nga nituwad?

[Vito Andoline]

Mao nga nituwad?

basin pud naay gikuha

[hubag bohol]

basin pud naay gikuha

Burag opportunity diay ni kay nituwad man...

[Vito Andoline]

Burag opportunity diay ni kay nituwad man...

mahilig siguro ug ingon ani  na porma bai...shoot man daun

[hubag bohol]

Kini wa motuwad pero pwede na...

[Scarb]

 ing ana jud ko permi matulog uhm ..cruz my heart

[Vito Andoline]

Kini wa motuwad pero pwede na...

basin nagpa init ra na bai

[hubag bohol]

ing ana jud ko permi matulog uhm ..cruz my heart

Aw, kon way ytnap, easy target jud... 

[Vito Andoline]

ing ana jud ko permi matulog uhm ..cruz my heart

mura diay ug sige  imagine na nakapatong....hahahaha

[Vito Andoline]

Aw, kon way ytnap, easy target jud... 

sayon ra bukakaon bai...hahahahah

[Scarb]

mura diay ug sige  imagine na nakapatong....hahahaha

ngak§  dli ko katulog ug dli magkulob ing ana jud isaka ang uza ka paa..

[Scarb]

sayon ra bukakaon bai...hahahahah

dli pwede ky naay dako nga unlan tandayan ngeks..

[hubag bohol]

sayon ra bukakaon bai...hahahahah

Lisod pa diay ang tuway nga ligwatan bay...

[hubag bohol]

 

ngak§  dli ko katulog ug dli magkulob ing ana jud isaka ang uza ka paa..

Little Scarbaby in dreamland...

[BolBuhol]

 

ngak§  dli ko katulog ug dli magkulob ing ana jud isaka ang uza ka paa..

daw nagapabangtang gid ya

[hubag bohol]

daw nagapabangtang gid ya

Bisan dili hingigo makatultol gid sang gawang sang kalangitan kun tuadles bla.

[BolBuhol]

Bisan dili hingigo makatultol gid sang gawang sang kalangitan kun tuadles bla.

hang partida gid sir hubag bohol daw managasawang bulag gid nagtingala gid ko mang kong way gid silang nagkaanak gang parehon mang mga indi gid igkita bla, perom sa akong gid bastag mag tuaadles lang gid bangtang gid pro kag bolbolsbohols ays kag gihapong

[bugsay]

hang partida gid sir hubag bohol daw managasawang bulag gid nagtingala gid ko mang kong way gid silang nagkaanak gang parehon mang mga indi gid igkita bla, perom sa akong gid bastag mag tuaadles lang gid bangtang gid pro kag bolbolsbohols ays kag gihapong

naghisgot man sang 'to Bol kang tuadles gid nga dugay ramang gid napisok, bla..

[islander]

nag-inintsik ka? 

[bugsay]

nag-inintsik ka? 

inilonggo, pero jama-jama...hehehe

[bugsay]

ughhh...nangamay na pod ang akong lampakan ug ang unlan nga buslot...

babusimos...

- dia ay nagpiyong na ang pikas mata.

[BolBuhol]

hangtolog na gid ko pod babay nang sang tanang onlayn madam islex mowah mod nayt

[Scarb]

Little Scarbaby in dreamland...

Whew ka cute sang baby bla..abir indi gid akon ing ana haw? 

[Scarb]

daw nagapabangtang gid ya

parang amgid bla aba mag sul-ot man pyjama ngak§ 

[Scarb]

hang partida gid sir hubag bohol daw managasawang bulag gid nagtingala gid ko mang kong way gid silang nagkaanak gang parehon mang mga indi gid igkita bla, perom sa akong gid bastag mag tuaadles lang gid bangtang gid pro kag bolbolsbohols ays kag gihapong

anu man gid sang ginahambal mo haw? mag pangadje ka parang makaturog mahimbing? 

[Vito Andoline]

 

ngak§  dli ko katulog ug dli magkulob ing ana jud isaka ang uza ka paa..

mura diay sa kamasutra na porma...hahahaha

[hubag bohol]

 

ngak§  dli ko katulog ug dli magkulob ing ana jud isaka ang uza ka paa..

Hmm. Mora man nig nangandam para sa leapfrog position... 

[Vito Andoline]

Hmm. Mora man nig nangandam para sa leapfrog position... 

shoot  pirmanente ug maingon ana  bai

[hubag bohol]

shoot  pirmanente ug maingon ana  bai

Di na diay motak-om kon maohon... 

[Vito Andoline]

Di na diay motak-om kon maohon... 

di na kay buhag hag na bai..

[hubag bohol]

di na kay buhag hag na bai..

Bisan unsaog kipi? Paet... 

[Vito Andoline]

Bisan unsaog kipi? Paet... 

mosingaw gihapon.

[hubag bohol]

mosingaw gihapon.

Puston diayg maayo aron dili mangalimyon...

[Vito Andoline]

Puston diayg maayo aron dili mangalimyon...

mobaho gihapon bai kay murag bahong kabahong