DID YOU KNOW

[Barbaro]

In ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the KING, when people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the Monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relation...

The Plaque read..."FORNIFICATION UNDER CONSENT of the KING" ( F.U.C.K. )
THIS IS THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD..

[Happy]

tinuod ka diha? Pagtinarong diha oist

[Barbaro]

tinuod ka diha? Pagtinarong diha oist

oisttt. be HAPPY always did you know..

[Barbaro]

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 123,456,789,876,543,21.

[Barbaro]

A statue in a park with a soldier on a horse with its 3 feet in the air means the soldier died in combat., If the horse has only 1 foot in the air, the soldier died of injuries from combat. If the horse has all 4 feet on the ground, the soldier died of naturals causes.

[Barbaro]

Elephants  are the only animal thats can't jump.

[Barbaro]

The muscles in your heart have the strength to shoot your Blood 10 meters in the air.

[hazel]

that...

120 kg is the same as:

0.11810279667422524 ton

2.362055933484505 cwt

0.13227513227513227 US ton

9.44822373393802 quarters

18.89763779527559 stone

264.55026455026455 lb

4232.878886752853 oz

67726.06218804564 drams

1851851.851851852 grains

0.12 tonne

120000 g

120000000 mg

[Barbaro]

The body's strongest muscle is our tongue..

[buenavista]

..."FORNIFICATION UNDER CONSENT of the KING" ( F.U.C.K. )
THIS IS THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD..

so,dili diay ni siya bad na word?

[Barbaro]

Statically, people are more afraid of SPIDER than they are of dying.

[Happy]

mao ba Barbs?

[Bambi]

The body's strongest muscle is our tongue..

you are more than funny also very bright gjod.

[Barbaro]

[Barbaro]

all polar bears are left handed..

[Bambi]

all polar bears are left handed..

how you know this? shall i research for it whether it is not again your joke or real?

I just conclude that they are left handed for catching fishes coz the right hand might wearing a bear skin gloves, isn't?

[Barbaro]

is not a joks bams..
nakalimutan kuna saan ko nabasa..

[Bambi]

Oh...i'm sorry....but thanks very informative what you all posted here.  The only problem i must have to think first is this again a joke,,that if I read your name.  I must clarify first.

[slackware]

all polar bears are left handed..

all cats as well!

[Barbaro]

crocodiles can not stick out their tongue.

[ms da binsi]

..."FORNIFICATION UNDER CONSENT of the KING" ( F.U.C.K. )
THIS IS THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD..

so,dili diay ni siya bad na word?

In ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the KING, when people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the Monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relation...

The Plaque read..."FORNIFICATION UNDER CONSENT of the KING" ( F.U.C.K. )
THIS IS THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD..

i like that word... hahhaha

[Barbaro]

A cockroach can live 9 days without its head.
It only dies because it can not eat.

[Barbaro]

Butterflies taste with their feet..

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..."FORNIFICATION UNDER CONSENT of the KING" ( F.U.C.K. )
THIS IS THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD..

so,dili diay ni siya bad na word?

It's the way you say it, buenavista, that makes the word sound baaaad.

[Barbaro]

Each King on playing cards represent a king in real History.

Spades   : King David
Clubs      : Alexander The Great
Heatrs    : Charlemagne
Diamonds: Julius Cesar.

[Happy]

ok, thanks Barbs

[Bambi]

Butterflies taste with their feet..

Thanks God....we are not butterflies otherwise....everything tastes like an old cheese.
I am learning through Barbaro's intillegence. thanks

[insurectus]

1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.

2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

3. A shrimp's heart is in their head.

4. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is
said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English
language

5. Cat's urine glows under a black light.

6. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

7. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal
ads for dating are already married.

8. Rats and horses can't vomit.

9. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.

10. It's a fact that 100% of people reading this mail will try to lick their elbow.

[Bambi]

No. 10. i never try but it is a good eyes exercise following your two avatars.....i reall like those (nanganak)

[Barbaro]

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

[Glen]

Did you know that to graduate parachute school you have to drop out.

Soldiers are so tired on  April 1st because they just finished a 31 day March.

Heat is faster than cold because you can always catch a cold

The only nut that doesn't have a shell is doughnut

[ms da binsi]

i like it Glen...

[Glen]

i like it Glen...

Thank you ms da binsi.

[ms da binsi]

That Los Angeles is the dirtiest city in the USA?

according to USA today issued last year...

i still have the clip...

[ms da binsi]

the Imelda could buy Manhattan in NY?

manhattan is the most expensive city in the whole world...

[mikeygatal]

weightlifters  no pain no gain

marines        no guts no glory

security guard no i.d. no entry

pakisumpay ra gud ani kung unsa inyo nahibaw an about No.thanks.

[ms da binsi]

weightlifters  no pain no gain

marines        no guts no glory

security guard no i.d. no entry





pakisumpay ra gud ani kung unsa inyo nahibaw an about No.thanks.

Dont drink and Drive...

(how about that???)

[Barbaro]

magbiro lang sa lasing .. wag sa bagong gising...

[Barbaro]

The word cemetery comes from the greek koinmetrion which means dormitory..

[Happy]

The word cementery comes from the greek koinmetrion which means dormitory..

Barbs, cementery or cemetery? wala man siin koy makitang meaning anang cementery

[Barbaro]

sorry.. wahaha clerical error lang cemetery..

tnx cel..

[Happy]

no probs Barbs

[Glen]

Dont drink and Drive...

(how about that???)
[/quote]

Mao nay insakto. Naa baya rally dire sa MADD karon (Mothers Against Drunk Driver)

[Barbaro]

Did you know that tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur!  

[ms da binsi]

Did you know that tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur!  

Barbs, i think Zebras too...

[Bambi]

Did you know that tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur!  

Barbaro,
I had read from one thread here posted from Ms. Arao-arao that the "MOSQUITO" carrying the virus of "Dengue fever" has also a white stripes  ..must to be aware of this!

[Barbaro]

Sure bambs.ingat gyod uso raba sa ato.  


In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.    

[Glen]

oh really? I did not know that.

[ms da binsi]

Sure bambs.ingat gyod uso raba sa ato.  


In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.    

hmmm???

yeah i think so...

it looks attractive....

[ms da binsi]

And when you hold the streering wheel 10:10 is not the safest way to drive anymore???

it is now 8:20  according to my research...






ps. i usually do 8:20 when i drive...it's relaxing than 10:10

[Glen]

Nice avatar ms da binsi. I thought it was Mt.Mckinley.

[ms da binsi]

Nice avatar ms da binsi. I thought it was Mt.Mckinley.

thanks, Fuji na...

[Barbaro]

Did you know that the average person falls asleep in seven minutes!   

[ms da binsi]

really? ako kay by the time my head hit the pillows.. KABOOM! dead!

[thatsmyboy1992]

i'm sure buhi ug balik di ba?kay naa pa gud ka,hehehe,joke lang!

[Barbaro]

Did you know that every year over one million earthquakes shake the Earth!  

[Happy]

I didn't know that Barbs, thanks for the info

[Barbaro]

Elvis had a twin brother named Aaron, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron: in honor of his brother. It is also misspelled on his tomb stone.  

[Kyle828]

     I never knew that!

[ms da binsi]

American native's started the Thanksgiving Day and not the whites...

[Barbaro]

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start, with the exception of North America.    

[Barbaro]

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.  

[Bambi]

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.  

Thanks for this..had tried with small and big piece of paper.

[Barbaro]

In 1890, Pepsi-Cola was invented by Caleb Bradham and was originally called 'Brad's Drink.'  

[Barbaro]

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.   

he he weird thing...murag dili ka tuhoan..

[Barbaro]

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

[ms da binsi]

really Barbs???

di ka maka mata ana nga dakuon naman nimo imong baba ug pang-it sa appels...

naa kuy amiga ning ingkit sa appels wa na maka balik ijang Jaw nag sigi nalang sha ug nganga, gidala sa ospital...

hahahahhahah

[Barbaro]

wahaha ha.. akong barkada pod ana ms belle naglakaw mga 7 am nanghuy-ab lang na lock sad.. amo lang gihilot iya hampapangig naulian baya.. he he he

[Barbaro]

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

[hazel]

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.   

he he weird thing...murag dili ka tuhoan..

tou jud kay ikaw raba ga post.

[ms da binsi]

wahaha ha.. akong barkada pod ana ms belle naglakaw mga 7 am nanghuy-ab lang na lock sad.. amo lang gihilot iya hampapangig naulian baya.. he he he

sus kakujaw ba ana oi...

mao nga di gyud ko pataka ug huy-ab or ingkit kay mahadlok ko ana...

pero kining akong pagka hingatawa naa gyud nabiktima nga langaw (i hope dili lagung)

nga pwerte nakong bahakhak to the max (kita ang ngala-ngala)...

sus na higup gyud naho ang langaw, wa sad ko katilaw unsay lami, or kalit gyud pod ijang kamatayun...

lalim ka anang nahigup sa akong lingagngag agi ug katawa!!!

[Barbaro]

'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.  

[Bambi]

'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.  

Stop dreaming Barbs.........marry now!   

Tnxs didn't know about this. " Dreamt"

[Barbaro]

The longest place-name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokawenuakitanatahu, a New Zealand hill.  

[Glen]

The longest place-name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokawenuakitanatahu, a New Zealand hill.  

Hoy taasa naman ni dile naman ni masibo sa usa ka linya sa papel. Karon pako ani da!

[Lorenzo]

The British royal family changed their surname (last name) from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor in 1917.

George V was king of England from 1910 to 1936. Son of Edward VII, King of England, and Princess Alexandra of Denmark, he married Queen Mary of Teck (called May) in 1893. Known as the Sailor Prince, he had an active naval career and rose to the rank of vice admiral in 1903.

World War One broke out in 1914 and was in full fury in 1917. In protest, King George V renounced all the German titles belonging to him and his family and adopted the name of his castle, Windsor.

Ravens are kept in the Tower of London because, according to myth, the British throne will come to a fall if the ravens leave the tower. The wings of the ravens are clipped to prevent them from flying away.

[Barbaro]

The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life.'   

[Barbaro]

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 
 

[jorgeanna]

hahaha first time ko nakahibaw ani ba.. very educational kaayo hahahaha

[Barbaro]

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

[Glen]

aw o no? karon pako ani.

[John]

nice

[Glen]

Nag try ka og type John og left hand raba imo na gamit?

[John]

lisod oi

[st. agnes]

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

yeah, sa mga peepz rani nga nag observe ug "home case"

[Barbaro]

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

[Lorenzo]

i did not know that, Barbaro.

[hazel]

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Really?!

[lumine]

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

ohhh?!!!

[John]

yes I've tried it last night in our aquarium.

[svetlana]

yes I've tried it last night in our aquarium.

hahahahaha atay kay ka John oi! makanganga jud tas imong mga hirit! nag experiment kintahay ka gabie?

[John]

second demotion lang ko svet, iba ang akong gi experiment dirr ka gabi kay tugnaw kaayo..

[lindy]

second demotion lang ko svet, iba ang akong gi experiment dirr ka gabi kay tugnaw kaayo..

nya John unsay color nigawas sa imong experiment hehehe...

[svetlana]

nya John unsay color nigawas sa imong experiment hehehe...

waaahahahaha dili nalang ko motingog. katawa nalang ko.

[lindy]

waaahahahaha dili nalang ko motingog. katawa nalang ko.

why man?

[teng]

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

owwwwwwwwwww!

[svetlana]

owwwwwwwwwww!

Teng, naunsa ka? akong na notice, one word ra lagi imong tubag pirmi?!

[Barbaro]

The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.  

[Happy]

hala tinuod bitaw Barbs, pwede bali-balihon hehe

[st. agnes]

The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.  

ai! wooooooooo...