GOLF definition in Scottland

[Mulligan]

GOLF -  Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.              ,  This is true in Augusta National golf club  in Atlanta Georgia now adays.  


and so with:

S h * T  - Ship High In-Transit         (derived during the early days of transporting shits (livestock manure).  it should be stuffed at the upper side of the truck, not in the lower portion.)


The above are true and original definitions.  Trust me.