NGEK, NGOK

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glacier_71

April 25, 2010, 05:28:51 AM
usa ka magtiayon niadto og doctor

bana: doc, nia mi kay magpatabang ko ug akong asawa nga maulian among sex life

doc: ah, sayon ra na. naa koy tambal para ganahan mo.

bana: unsa man na doc?

doc: (mikuha og violen) ako mong tukaran inig-sex ninyo ug mao ni inyong buhaton. inig tukar nako og NGOK, ikaw bana moduso sa imong asawa. inig tukar nako og NGEK, ikaw bana,. imong ituwad imong lobot. klaro?

bana/asawa: ah, sayon ra na doc.

tood man nagsugod na og tukar si doctor. kada, NGOK, duso sad si bana; kada, NGEK, tuwad pod iyang lubot.

nagpadayon ...NGEK, NGOK, NGEK, NGOK, NGEK, NGOK...ug sa dihang giganahan na ang bana og taman..kini gitukar ni doc: NGEK, NGEK NGEK NGEK NGEK NGEK NGEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.....

bana: (tuwad na kaayo ang lubot ug milingi sa doctor) doc, i-NGOK NA POD.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

ms da binsi

#1
April 25, 2010, 11:46:20 AM
bwahahahahhaha!

glacier_71

#2
April 25, 2010, 11:32:34 PM

bwahahahahhaha!

asa ta kapalit og ingon ani nga violen? hahaha
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

Scarb

#3
April 26, 2010, 12:19:43 AM

asa ta kapalit og ingon ani nga violen? hahaha

howami tong kang Ms.Isles nga antik violin ky tingali mo sounds tog ngek ngok ngak  ;D
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#4
April 26, 2010, 04:12:42 AM

howami tong kang Ms.Isles nga antik violin ky tingali mo sounds tog ngek ngok ngak  ;D


di jud to nija ipagamit kay naa daw toh sentimental value!!! na hanaw na raba ang tag ija adto basi mo tukar to bisan di pa i ngek ngok! ;D

Happy

#5
April 26, 2010, 04:19:20 AM
wahahahaha harag! ngek ngok ;D
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glacier_71

#6
April 26, 2010, 08:59:04 AM

howami tong kang Ms.Isles nga antik violin ky tingali mo sounds tog ngek ngok ngak  ;D



di jud to nija ipagamit kay naa daw toh sentimental value!!! na hanaw na raba ang tag ija adto basi mo tukar to bisan di pa i ngek ngok! ;D

basin og puro NGEK ray itukar ato MDB ug Bluew, wa tay kaayohan ana. hahahaha

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ms da binsi

#7
April 26, 2010, 09:55:57 AM

basin og puro NGEK ray itukar ato MDB ug Bluew, wa tay kaayohan ana. hahahaha




wahahha! bisan ngek ra sintonawo pa jud! paita! hahahaha!

glacier_71

#8
April 26, 2010, 10:11:35 AM


wahahha! bisan ngek ra sintonawo pa jud! paita! hahahaha!

bahalag sintonawo sa Ngek, basta inig NGOK matunong. hahahahah
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

ms da binsi

#9
April 26, 2010, 10:12:30 AM

bahalag sintonawo sa Ngek, basta inig NGOK matunong. hahahahah



bwahahahha! mas sayun ang NGOK bitaw kaysa NGEK!  ;D

AsPo

#10
April 26, 2010, 06:39:11 PM



bwahahahha! mas sayun ang NGOK bitaw kaysa NGEK!  ;D

bwahaaaaa
unja og nabugto ang usa ka kwerdas sa violen di GOK nalang ang tunog,unsa naman pod himoon sa bana og GOK na.
"Let thy words be few"

ms da binsi

#11
April 26, 2010, 09:42:41 PM

bwahaaaaa
unja og nabugto ang usa ka kwerdas sa violen di GOK nalang ang tunog,unsa naman pod himoon sa bana og GOK na.

ikaw noh? mangita jud kag sajop! mao jud na imong "cup of tea" hahahhahaha!

Bambi

#12
April 26, 2010, 09:45:00 PM

bwahaaaaa
unja og nabugto ang usa ka kwerdas sa violen di GOK nalang ang tunog,unsa naman pod himoon sa bana og GOK na.

...haGOK na diay to Cat  ;D ;D  ;D
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glacier_71

#13
April 26, 2010, 09:57:05 PM

bwahaaaaa
unja og nabugto ang usa ka kwerdas sa violen di GOK nalang ang tunog,unsa naman pod himoon sa bana og GOK na.

bisan pa tingali usa na lang ka-kwerdas mabilin, cat, mo-KKKKKK*j**d gihapon. hahahahahaha


...haGOK na diay to Cat  ;D ;D  ;D

inig-human na nas ngok..mohagok na.
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

Bambi

#14
April 26, 2010, 10:08:33 PM

inig-human na nas ngok..mohagok na.
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mao gjod....morag hagok ra, motakilid pakapinan ug pangutot  ;D ;D  bhwahahaha  :-[
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#15
April 26, 2010, 10:13:25 PM

inig-human na nas ngok..mohagok na.


mao gjod....morag hagok ra, motakilid pakapinan ug pangutot  ;D ;D  bhwahahaha  :-[

whahahhaha...way batasan, human malipay, abug-abugan na lang sa otot.
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

Bambi

#16
April 26, 2010, 10:27:43 PM

whahahhaha...way batasan, human malipay, abug-abugan na lang sa otot.

..mao ni sound sa OTOT unja glace......NGEK, NGOK, NGOK, NGEK, NGOK! kay arang ka bagti   ;D ;D ;D
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#17
April 26, 2010, 10:38:33 PM

..mao ni sound sa OTOT unja glace......NGEK, NGOK, NGOK, NGEK, NGOK! kay arang ka bagti   ;D ;D ;D

hahahaha...pwede pog mao nay tingog kamolong ka***t nya sindang pangotot

Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

Happy

#18
April 27, 2010, 01:30:17 AM
hahahahaha katawa man ko ninyo oi! Ngek!
"There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it with perfect moments"

Scarb

#19
May 04, 2010, 02:12:14 AM
whaha³ hanina segig ngok dalang kautot kujaw naay pakapin pa jud nga porigz !
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
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#20
May 04, 2010, 02:13:37 AM

bwahaaaaa
unja og nabugto ang usa ka kwerdas sa violen di GOK nalang ang tunog,unsa naman pod himoon sa bana og GOK na.

dli na lang tali ipa ngek..ipataom og ngok nyahaha³
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
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#21
May 04, 2010, 06:12:10 AM
huy mga SALAWAHAN!! hilom mo kay nanabtan ko diri ko! hahahahhha!

glacier_71

#22
May 05, 2010, 01:37:35 AM

whaha³ hanina segig ngok dalang kautot kujaw naay pakapin pa jud nga porigz !

mao nay mahitabo og masobraan og lugit, makawha ang silingang bahin... hahaha
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.

Scarb

#23
May 05, 2010, 02:46:42 AM
whehaha Zaon na lang ug maZobraan permi? Dago-ok ang labas !
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
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#24
May 05, 2010, 05:55:08 AM

whehaha Zaon na lang ug maZobraan permi? Dago-ok ang labas !

dili lang ngek ngok tingali ang ipatukar..naa pay sumpay...ngek ngok..prttttttt...hahahah
Artificial Intelligence is nothing in comparison to Natural Stupidity.
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