Who'S GuiLty?

[Kerstin]

 Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts, "Quick, my husband is back!" 

Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn! I am the husband!" ;-) 

[hubag bohol]

Bwahaha. Welcome back, Kerstin!

Great! You're back! And I'm not dreaming!

[ms da binsi]

wahahha!

welcome back Kerstin!!!

[Chongki]

whaaaa .... bwahahahahaha

[jorgeanna]

mao na lagi ni ha ha ha

[lindy]

mao toy bana na kuratan. kon akoy nabana adto ako tong sumpayan aron makatug-an sa iyang mga binuhatan.

[ms da binsi]

Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts, "Quick, my husband is back!" 

Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn! I am the husband!" ;-) 

preha silang duha? hwahhahahahhaha!

[bol-anon quo nyur!]

 BANA: Darling, kuyawa sa akong damgo gabii oi! Gigukod kog irong bu****, maayo gani kay naka ambak ko sa pang-pang ug naka gunit ko sa sagbot nga kogon, labyog labyog gud koh.

ASAWA: bu****!!! Bantog rang sakit kaayo akong BOL_BOL gabii, imo man diayng gi BITAD_BITAD

[Happy]

Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts, "Quick, my husband is back!" 

Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn! I am the husband!" ;-) 

hahaha patas diay sila

BANA: Darling, kuyawa sa akong damgo gabii oi! Gigukod kog irong bu****, maayo gani kay naka ambak ko sa pang-pang ug naka gunit ko sa sagbot nga kogon, labyog labyog gud koh.

ASAWA: bu****!!! Bantog rang sakit kaayo akong BOL_BOL gabii, imo man diayng gi BITAD_BITAD

hahaha wa diay mangguna

[hubag bohol]

BANA: Darling, kuyawa sa akong damgo gabii oi! Gigukod kog irong bu****, maayo gani kay naka ambak ko sa pang-pang ug naka gunit ko sa sagbot nga kogon, labyog labyog gud koh.

ASAWA: bu****!!! Bantog rang sakit kaayo akong BOL_BOL gabii, imo man diayng gi BITAD_BITAD

Bwahaha! Way sala ang nagdamgo lang! Parehas aning old joke bahin sa 2 ka roomates:

BOY 1 : Part, lami kaayo dream nako gabii! Gitilaan daw nako ang tunga-tunga sa boobs ni Ara Mina!

BOY 2 : Boang ka! bantog ra basa akong lubot!

[ms da binsi]

bwahhahahaha!

ligid ligid na sad!!!

[aquarius]

Misis: lolokohin ko mister ko, magpapanggap ako na prosti dito sa kanto.
Timing (dumaan ang mister nya...)
Misis: Pogi! available ako ngayon, pwede ka ba?
Mister: Yoko sayo...kamukha mo misis ko!  (tiwasi..! )

[jorgeanna]

waahhhhhhhh makalingaw man ang jokes oi

[ms da binsi]

Misis: lolokohin ko mister ko, magpapanggap ako na prosti dito sa kanto.
Timing (dumaan ang mister nya...)
Misis: Pogi! available ako ngayon, pwede ka ba?
Mister: Yoko sayo...kamukha mo misis ko!  (tiwasi..! )

sus ug ako ang juwa ma sagpa jud kang banaha kah! hahaha!

[Happy]

Bwahaha! Way sala ang nagdamgo lang! Parehas aning old joke bahin sa 2 ka roomates:

BOY 1 : Part, lami kaayo dream nako gabii! Gitilaan daw nako ang tunga-tunga sa boobs ni Ara Mina!

BOY 2 : Boang ka! bantog ra basa akong lubot!

hahaha ewww

Misis: lolokohin ko mister ko, magpapanggap ako na prosti dito sa kanto.
Timing (dumaan ang mister nya...)
Misis: Pogi! available ako ngayon, pwede ka ba?
Mister: Yoko sayo...kamukha mo misis ko!  (tiwasi..! )

tagam! hahahaha

[statesville]

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says,
   "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do,
   never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in.
The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth.
Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is.
Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see
  their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man.
The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe
   when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them."
She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

[hubag bohol]

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says,
   "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do,
   never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in.
The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth.
Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is.
Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see
  their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man.
The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe
   when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them."
She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

Bwahaha!. Ang third guy diay maoy punishment! Paet.

[Happy]

LOL