Marriage quotes 101

[jorgeanna]

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

[hubag bohol]

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. â€"H. L. Mencken

[junjunarlen]

marride sucks..period...so think 1 million times before saying I do.....

[jorgeanna]

matod pa sa uban, murag naghikog daw........ but i'm happy to say nga minglabay nako sa pait nga stage sa married life nako. karon, fulfilled nako!

[junjunarlen]

good for u....cogrts..keep up

[jorgeanna]

good for u....cogrts..keep up

mulabay gyud ka sa gitawag nila og 7-year itch period... hayahay ka kung makalingkawas ka ani

[hubag bohol]

mulabay gyud ka sa gitawag nila og 7-year itch period... hayahay ka kung makalingkawas ka ani

Ang sunod nga bantayan kay ang 20-year switch...

[lindy]

kini maoy angay ninyong bantayan kay delikado kaayo ning 20 yrs.

Ang sunod nga bantayan kay ang 20-year switch...

[jorgeanna]

Ang sunod nga bantayan kay ang 20-year switch...

aw unsa bah naa ba diay ning mga switch2x diay? wala ko kabalo ani dah

[jorgeanna]

kini maoy angay ninyong bantayan kay delikado kaayo ning 20 yrs.

14 years (and counting!) nami sa akong bana, unsa man dapat bantayan namo? curious gyud ko

[hubag bohol]

Dia ra ang pahimangno, Ann...


The 2-year glitch, 7-year itch, 20-year switch
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It’s a cinch. Three monumental events face each marriage. Prevention starts years earlier. Avoidance is difficult. Recovery makes the steep slope slickier, but it toughens mates.

The two-year glitch arrives quietly as romantic love fades away in a couple’s second year together. Both undergo transformation. If an enduring kind of love has not developed mutually, separation is not far off.

The foundation for the man’s enduring love is laid in the respect she has earned, especially before conquest, and her likeability as a mate. The base of her enduring love is the current and anticipated gratefulness for him and what he does.  

The seven-year itch arrives when his wandering eye opens. Devotion to her and commitment to vows are essential for survival.

She’s in charge. Seven years earlier she chose a man susceptible to wander. Or, she chose a man devoted instead of just committed to her; a man with sufficient character to honor his vows.    

The twenty-year switch arrives when he wants to start over and hopes to do so with a trophy.

It’s a dream he’s harbored for years, because his sense of significance has been fading, needs rejuvenation, and he’s just dying to prove it to himself with an attractive woman.

[jorgeanna]

The 2-year glitch, 7-year itch, 20-year switch
www.wordpress.com

It’s a cinch. Three monumental events face each marriage. Prevention starts years earlier. Avoidance is difficult. Recovery makes the steep slope slickier, but it toughens mates.

The two-year glitch arrives quietly as romantic love fades away in a couple’s second year together. Both undergo transformation. If an enduring kind of love has not developed mutually, separation is not far off.

The foundation for the man’s enduring love is laid in the respect she has earned, especially before conquest, and her likeability as a mate. The base of her enduring love is the current and anticipated gratefulness for him and what he does. 

The seven-year itch arrives when his wandering eye opens. Devotion to her and commitment to vows are essential for survival.

She’s in charge. Seven years earlier she chose a man susceptible to wander. Or, she chose a man devoted instead of just committed to her; a man with sufficient character to honor his vows.   

The twenty-year switch arrives when he wants to start over and hopes to do so with a trophy.

It’s a dream he’s harbored for years, because his sense of significance has been fading, needs rejuvenation, and he’s just dying to prove it to himself with an attractive woman.

wow thanks! akong pabasahon akong bana ani

[lindy]

Dia ra ang pahimangno, Ann...


The 2-year glitch, 7-year itch, 20-year switch
www.wordpress.com

It’s a cinch. Three monumental events face each marriage. Prevention starts years earlier. Avoidance is difficult. Recovery makes the steep slope slickier, but it toughens mates.

The two-year glitch arrives quietly as romantic love fades away in a couple’s second year together. Both undergo transformation. If an enduring kind of love has not developed mutually, separation is not far off.

The foundation for the man’s enduring love is laid in the respect she has earned, especially before conquest, and her likeability as a mate. The base of her enduring love is the current and anticipated gratefulness for him and what he does.  

The seven-year itch arrives when his wandering eye opens. Devotion to her and commitment to vows are essential for survival.

She’s in charge. Seven years earlier she chose a man susceptible to wander. Or, she chose a man devoted instead of just committed to her; a man with sufficient character to honor his vows.    



THIS IS INDEED A REALITY. SO MGA ASAWA NGA KUSOG UG KOMPYANSA KAAYO, PAGBANTAY GYUD KAY SI BAI HUBS WALA MAGKOMEDJA.

The twenty-year switch arrives when he wants to start over and hopes to do so with a trophy.

It’s a dream he’s harbored for years, because his sense of significance has been fading, needs rejuvenation, and he’s just dying to prove it to himself with an attractive woman.