Quote For The Day

[islander]

One great thinker...

hehe, you're so right and unimpeachable in your concept of universal truths, sir hubs.  he's your twin, i suppose?

[hubag bohol]

hehe, you're so right and unimpeachable in your concept of universal truths, sir hubs.  he's your twin, i suppose?

Right. But he's the well-preserved one... 

[BolBuhol]

One great thinker...

daw manog sama gid sang kopokopo sang rikrato nig madam islex

[hubag bohol]

daw manog sama gid sang kopokopo sang rikrato nig madam islex

Bwahaha! Kag indi gid manog lain ang mga dulunggan bla! 

[islander]

Right. But he's the well-preserved one... 

you must look like a ten-year-old expired prune then.

[islander]

daw manog sama gid sang kopokopo sang rikrato nig madam islex

ganahuwam mang si sir hubag sang kopokopo ko, to bol.  indi pa niya ginauli kay indi nalabhang gid pa.

[BolBuhol]

wag mo na sina pagpamangkot madam islex sang kopokopo mo mang kag nagbaho na subong og balatong

[Scarb]

wag mo na sina pagpamangkot madam islex sang kopokopo mo mang kag nagbaho na subong og balatong

What more could one "desayr"?<(ur term)

[hubag bohol]

ganahuwam mang si sir hubag sang kopokopo ko, to bol.  indi pa niya ginauli kay indi nalabhang gid pa.

Indi ba nahibiling man to nimo, Ms. Isle, kadtong nagdali kang sumibat bitaw... 

[jorgeanna]

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

[bugsay]

“I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey”

Mark Twain

[hubag bohol]

“I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey”

Mark Twain

[islander]

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star.  But we can understand the Universe.  That makes us something very special.

                                                     - Stephen Hawking

[vhinz08]

“[It] is not a monkey, not an ape and not a human, but it's a common ancestor of them all.”


                                                                                                      Russell L. Ciochon

[wolfpack823]

                love love lo                 ve love love lo
            ve love love love            love love love love
         love love love love l         ove love love love love
        love love love love love     love love love love love
       love love love love love l  ove love love love love lov
       e love love love love love love love love love love love
        love love love love love love love love love love love
         love love love love love love love love love love love
          love love love love love love love love love love lov
            e love love love love love love love love love lov
             e love love love love love love love love love
                love love love love love love love love l
                  ove love love love love love love love
                     love love love love love love lov
                       e love love love love love lov
                         e love love love love love
                           love love love love lo
                             ve love love love lo
                              ve love love love
                                love love love
                                   love love
                                     love lo
                                       ve

[bol-anon quo nyur!]

 Very Nice Wolfie!!! I like it!

[wolfpack823]

Very Nice Wolfie!!! I like it!

Thank You..

[Mulligan]

Hehe.  Nice.

You cannot face your problem if the problem is your face.
(expression sa mga bugoy)

[Mulligan]

Don't worry about your problems. Let the problems worry about you.   

[Mulligan]

Single individuals admire happy couple.  Unhappy couple admires single individuals.   

[hubag bohol]

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. --Henry Louis Mencken

[Lorenzo]

Single individuals admire happy couple.  Unhappy couple admires single individuals.   

Nice.

[Lorenzo]

Don't worry about your problems. Let the problems worry about you.   

hadlok man ta ani , Bedo. haha yikes! 

[luckybelle]

Minds are like parachutes; they only function when they are open.

-- Thomas Robert Dewar--

[luckybelle]

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

-- Roseanne Barr--

[Vito Andoline]

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

-- Roseanne Barr--

hahahah...ayaw na pasudla kay paakon ra ka ana...

[luckybelle]

hahahah...ayaw na pasudla kay paakon ra ka ana...

Mao ba bay Vits? Na burag irong emew

[Vito Andoline]

Mao ba bay Vits? Na burag irong emew

sobra pa ana..laliman ka ug sa gawas ra ka..uwan ug init

[luckybelle]

sobra pa ana..laliman ka ug sa gawas ra ka..uwan ug init

Kani wa ma uwani ug wa pud mainitan

[jorgeanna]

Never blame any day in your life. Good days give u happiness, Bad days give u experience. Worst days give u a lesson. Have a great day ahead!

[bugsay]

Ang nag ilo ug bunot sa kibot magapangalot. 

ang dili molingi sa gigikanan, dunay stiff neck...

[Vito Andoline]

Kani wa ma uwani ug wa pud mainitan

gikan mana nalibang....

[jorgeanna]

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything." .. just a friendly reminder from a Mansasa-anon to another Mansasa-anon....

[islander]

"A pessimist is really an optimist with experience."

                                          - from a chocolate wrapper

[jorgeanna]

The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be......

[hubag bohol]

- immature Botoy

[hubag bohol]

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. --W. Clement Stone

[hubag bohol]

There are certain things in which mediocrity is intolerable: poetry, music, painting, public eloquence. --Jean de la Bruyere

[hubag bohol]

Mediocrity is now, as formerly, dangerous, commonly fatal, to the poet; but among even the successful writers of prose, those who rise sensibly above it are the very rarest exceptions. --William E. Gladstone

[hubag bohol]

Mediocrity is not allowed to poets, either by the gods or man. --Horace

[hubag bohol]

When small men attempt great enterprises, they always end by reducing them to the level of their mediocrity. --Napoleon Bonaparte

[luckybelle]

Mediocrity is not allowed to poets, either by the gods or man. --Horace

    suya ba kaha ka sa poets?

[hubag bohol]

    suya ba kaha ka sa poets?

[Vito Andoline]

hahaha.naunsa ka bai?

[hubag bohol]

hahaha.naunsa ka bai?

He he, nag emo sign language mi ni Ms. Lucky bay. 

[Vito Andoline]

He he, nag emo sign language mi ni Ms. Lucky bay. 

nakahinumdom siguro

[hubag bohol]

nakahinumdom siguro

He he... Oops. 

[Bol-anon belle]

-” Never be afraid to do something new, Remember amateurs built the ark ; professional built the titanic. ”   

[hubag bohol]

-” Never be afraid to do something new, Remember amateurs built the ark ; professional built the titanic. ”   

He he, sa ark lang, mas ngilngig ang designer-cum-taskmaster... 

[wolfpack823]

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls (George Carlin).

[wolfpack823]

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody (Mark Twain).

[hubag bohol]

Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl. --Benjamin Jowett

[cujo]

The mind that find its way to wild places is the poet's;but the mind that never find its way back is the lunatic's.



                                                            G.K.Chesterton

[hubag bohol]

I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't. --Dylan Thomas

[Scarb]

I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't. --Dylan Thomas

likey-like nakabasa nako ani..nindot zha? Daghan ta nabirahan gali 

[hubag bohol]

likey-like nakabasa nako ani..nindot zha? Daghan ta nabirahan gali 

Old dogs don't care that they don't know what they don't know, while puppies wet behind the ears care so much about the little that they know, such that they bore the world with it, their funny names all over it and all.

[Scarb]

Old dogs don't care that they don't know what they don't know, while puppies wet behind the ears care so much about the little that they know, such that they bore the world with it, their funny names all over it and all.

hagal pa man gud na puppies,borag tagaw pa pod 

[hubag bohol]

hagal pa man gud na puppies,borag tagaw pa pod 

He he, pila pa ka bakid nga bugaz ang angay lamyon--oopz, bazin mozamot kabutirik... 

[Scarb]

He he, pila pa ka bakid nga bugaz ang angay lamyon--oopz, bazin mozamot kabutirik... 

Borag nagbalinziwag pa ang takon,nagpazkang ug karatola bizan asa ipalakra para lang mabaniog ang abilidadi§~hee³ 

[luckybelle]

"Jealousy is nothing more than a fear of abandonment"

[hubag bohol]

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. --Erica Jong   

[luckybelle]

If you’re not having fun, then you’re not doing it right.

[luckybelle]

Never get into fight with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

[hubag bohol]

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you are drunk,and what's more, you are disgustingly drunk."

Winston Churchill: "My dear Bessie, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I will be sober, and you will still be disgustingly ugly."

[vhinz08]

"If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."
                                                                                                                      -Anonymous.

[Vito Andoline]

Never get into fight with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

hahaha..kana rang mga  wafa ug wafo awayon

[luckybelle]

"If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."
                                                                                                                      -Anonymous.

Pang "Love Quotes"... tsa pikas na thread 

[wolfpack823]

"If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."
                                                                                                                      -Anonymous.

Toink! I heard this million times before my marriage ended. Now, please "NO-RTS".

[wolfpack823]

hahaha..kana rang mga  wafa ug wafo awayon

" Ohh what a perfect ugly creature for such an ugly attitude"

[Scarb]

hahaha..kana rang mga  wafa ug wafo awayon

Doncha know nga ang mga blond and waffa kono diwe (EU)are stamped and teased as "boloklaryang"? Did U ever heard the funny story about a blond and a dark or black hair gurlash? 

[hubag bohol]

Doncha know nga ang mga blond and waffa kono diwe (EU)are stamped and teased as "boloklaryang"? Did U ever heard the funny story about a blond and a dark or black hair gurlash?  

Here's one:


A blonde and a brunette went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the brunette $100 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the brunette $100. The brunette said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."

But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."

Then the brunette said, "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"


Bwahaha!  

[Scarb]

ye§..iza pa nga 

[hubag bohol]

ye§..iza pa nga 

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

[wolfpack823]

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

... and you can pour anything in there, both don't know the difference. Dili kahibalo nga grasa diay to maong dangog, abi og mantika...

[cujo]

Here's one:


A blonde and a brunette went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the brunette $100 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the brunette $100. The brunette said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."

But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."

Then the brunette said, "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"


Bwahaha!  

Dumb blonde stereotype!You know what they say blondes have more fun...

[luckybelle]

Mary Baker Eddy


The recipe for beauty is to have less illusion and more soul, to retreat from the belief of pain or pleasure in the body into the unchanging calm and glorious freedom of spiritual harmony.

[luckybelle]

Khalil Gibran, (1883 - 1931)

Beauty is not in the face;
beauty is a light in the heart.

[luckybelle]

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A man should hear a little music, read a little poetry, and see a fine picture every day of his life, in order that worldly cares may not obliterate the sense of the beautiful which God has implanted in the human soul.

[cujo]

Uncertainty and expectation are the joys of life.Security is an insipid thing,and the overtaking and possessing of a wish,discovers the folly of the chase.


                                 William Congreve

[jorgeanna]

"Never regret anything in life, because at one time it is exactly what you wanted"

[hubag bohol]

Difficult times have helped me to understand better than before, how infinitely rich and beautiful life is in every way, and that so many things that one goes worrying about are of no importance whatsoever. --Isak Dinesen

[jorgeanna]

Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.

[hubag bohol]

Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.

...and, needless to say, a substantial amount of piss likewise as a result of the diuretic quality thereof. 

[hubag bohol]

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. --Joseph Conrad

[cujo]

Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones just as the wind blows out a candle and fans a fire.

                                                       La Rochefoucauld

[wolfpack823]

This is a reaffirmation of my belief:
"Things happen for reasons."

[hubag bohol]

This is a reaffirmation of my belief:
"Things happen for reasons."

I agree. Which reminds me of Pascal (in this my favorite English translation): "The heart
has its reasons which reason does not know."

[wolfpack823]

I agree. Which reminds me of Pascal (in this my favorite English translation): "The heart
has its reasons which reason does not know."

And very hard to understand at times, but in the long run, you will realize its implications to your life.

[Lorenzo]

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair.  ~Douglas MacArthur

[Lorenzo]

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.  ~John Barrymore

[hubag bohol]

And very hard to understand at times, but in the long run, you will realize its implications to your life.

Life has no meaning the moment you lose the illusion of being eternal. --Jean-Paul Sartre

[lolongmendez]

"The cyclone derives its powers from a calm center. So does a person." by Norman Vincent Peale

[hubag bohol]

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness. --Oscar Wilde

[cujo]

We have two kinds of morality side by side;one which we preach but do not practice,and the other which we practice but seldom preach.

                                        Bertrand Russell

[hubag bohol]

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. --Bertrand Russell

[wolfpack823]

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. --Bertrand Russell

You cannot adjust your standard of morality to fit in to your life style. (Crystal)

[wolfpack823]

“War does not determine who is right, only who is left“. And also what is left. Abandoned war installations, military bases above or under the ground, old hospitals can be considered the perfect eyeglass for the not necessarily sad past, but for an interesting and captivating world - fighting techniques, war medical practices, use of buildings, weapons. (Bertrand Russell)

[hubag bohol]

Never judge a cat by its whiskers. --Anonymous

[BolBuhol]

juging is my work

[hubag bohol]

juging is my work

All work and no play makes BoyBuhoy go jug-jug-jug...