Quote For The Day

[vhinz08]

Ang tawong giuhaw sa su-ok magpabugnaw.

[hubag bohol]

Ang tawong giuhaw sa su-ok magpabugnaw.

Sa baje nga gikatlan swerte ang hiatlan.

[Scarb]

Don't segurise the monkey under the mango tree.

whehe² naa koy nahinumduman ana duh,

"I sugar U under the window and U cockroach"

[hubag bohol]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet;
And so are you.


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Onions stink.
And so do you.


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Cashews are nuts.
And so are you.


Roses are red.
Bullfrogs are green--
They're the ugliest
I've ever seen.

[Scarb]

 Novena na man na Meister Huboi,este poem ba to nah?  


Look @ the Stonefish,
They're "uglierst"
As U could imagine..! 

[hubag bohol]

Novena na man na Meister Huboi,este poem ba to nah?  


Look @ the Stonefish,
They're "uglierst"
As U could imagine..! 

Novena ba? Bwahaha. Sigi, nursery rhyme na lang:

Of all the yucky brutes I ever did see
Batboy is the yuckiest by far to me...

[Scarb]

Stonybaby is the yuckiest of all..!

She is spending her time watching the days go by,
Waiting,hoping Capri would be run out of Hunzoy. 

[Scarb]

♥.´There are times when it´s better to choose to love a person in silence, for in silence, you will find no rejection.
  Likewise, it´s sometimes better to choose to love a person in dreams, for in dreams no one owns her/him, but you...´.♥.

[hubag bohol]

Stonybaby is the yuckiest of all..!

She is spending her time watching the days go by,
Waiting,hoping Capri would be run out of Hunzoy.  

Hmm, ach so, he he. One more clue. Pero lizard gihapon bisag ibid na...

[cujo]

In various stages of her life,a woman resembles the continents of the world.From 13 to 18,she's like Africa-virgin territory,unexplored;from 18 to 30,she's like Asia-hot and exotic;from 30 to 45;she's like America-fully explored and free with her resources;from 45 to 55;she's like Europe-exhausted,but not without places of interest;after 55,she's like Australia-everybody knows its down there but nobody much cares.

                                                                         Al Boliska
 

[Scarb]

From 13 to 18,she's like Africa-virgin territory,unexplored;
from 18 to 30,she's like Asia-hot and exotic;
from 30 to 45;she's like America-fully explored and free with her resources;
from 45 to 55;she's like Europe-exhausted,but not without places of interest;
after 55,she's like Australia-everybody knows its down there but nobody much cares.

                                                                         Al Boliska
 

Ngita pa diay kog resources sa batmunang ,battuli,batpizot adto ai sa merika 

[statesville]

What an explicit comparison of a woman
   from shapely, voluptuous creature to a shrinkage ginger, oh men!

[Scarb]

‎.♥. Just because it's all you ever wanted doesn't mean it's all what you deserve to have.
        The heart of someone, that which you know you should never hold right from the start,
           is worthy to be freed, no matter how much it feels that it belongs to you.

               Some things just don't fit, and are worth letting go when it's not yours to begin  w...ith...♥.

[Scarb]

  ♥Love is like a war - easy to start, hard to end.♥

[hubag bohol]

Love is the fart
Of every heart:
It pains a man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose.

--Sir John Suckling

[cujo]

Two things a man cannot hide:that he is drunk and that he is in love.


                              Antiphanes

[manilyn]

HEART is located at the center of our chest

but it beats at the left side...

WHY?

coz it only shows that loving is never always right!.....

[hubag bohol]

 
Oh, when I was in love with you, 
  Then I was clean and brave, 
And miles around the wonder grew 
  How well did I behave. 
 
And now the fancy passes by,       
  And nothing will remain, 
And miles around they ’ll say that I 
  Am quite myself again.

--A. E. Housman

[cujo]

Ask a toad what is beauty?...a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head,a large flat mouth,a yellow belly and a brown back.

       
                        Voltaire

[hubag bohol]

Ask a toad what is beauty?...a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head,a large flat mouth,a yellow belly and a brown back.

       
                        Voltaire

Attatoad! Kanay beauty! 

[hubag bohol]

[Scarb]

♥´It´s funny how others offer to carve out the whole universe just for you...
      yet you still choose someone who doesn´t give you even a single star.´♥

[hubag bohol]

Who invented the human heart, I wonder? Tell me, and then show me the place where he was hanged. --Lawrence Durrell

[cujo]

There are no illegitimate children-only illegitimate parents.

             Leon R.Yankwich

[statesville]

"Some Christian are so ignorant about the Bible,
   they think an epistle is an apostle's wife"   

[hubag bohol]

Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself. --George Bernard Shaw

[Scarb]

   â™¥ Arguing doesn't mean you hate each other, it means that you care enough.
        If you stop arguing it means you've stopped caring.♥   

[statesville]

The bible belt needs another belt with the bible.

[Lorenzo]

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher strates. The great teacher inspires.

William Arthur Ward

[Mulligan]

If God is with us, who can be against us.

[Lorenzo]

If God is with us, who can be against us.

Very nice, Mulligan.


How about this:

The LORD is my light and my salvationâ€"
       whom shall I fear?
       The LORD is the stronghold of my lifeâ€"
       of whom shall I be afraid?
-Psalm 27:1

[Mulligan]

Thanks for this bai Bran.    Love it.
Bedo

The LORD is my light and my salvation—
       whom shall I fear?
       The LORD is the stronghold of my life—
       of whom shall I be afraid?
-Psalm 27:1

[Lorenzo]

YW, Bedo!

Blessings be with you bro~!

[hubag bohol]

It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue. --Stephen Fry

[cujo]

At the bottom of a good deal of the bravery that appears in the world there lurks a miserable cowardice.Men will face powder and steel because they cannot face public opinion.

                                             E.H.Chapin

[hubag bohol]

At the bottom of a good deal of the bravery that appears in the world there lurks a miserable cowardice.Men will face powder and steel because they cannot face public opinion.

                                             E.H.Chapin

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.  --Thomas Fuller

[hubag bohol]

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity. --Andre Gide

[lolongmendez]

A wise man will be Master of His Mind
A Fool will be Its Slave ....Publicius Syrus

[statesville]

Sow a thought, you reap a desire
Sow a desire, you reap an act
Sow an act, you reap a character; but
  it all began with a thought.

[manilyn]

"heaven is not for people who are better than the rest,                                                                                                                                                        but for people who sincerely try to become better than who they are"...

[hubag bohol]

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. --Mark Twain

[vhinz08]

"Akong masuklan bisag unsang butang pero tentasyon"  - Talpolano

[vhinz08]

"Himoang ang kahigawad isip gamit sa pagpailob." - Talpolano

[hubag bohol]

"Mas bulahan ang mohatag kaysa modawat."  - Tapolano

[vhinz08]

"Si kinsa gusto ug bulak nga rosas kinahanglan respitohan ang mga tunok niini" - Talpolano

[hubag bohol]

"Bisan nganlan pa nimo kini og rosas, ang utot-utot baho lang gihapon." --Guillermo Kurogbangkaw

[hubag bohol]

Ostentation is the signal flag of hypocrisy. --Edwin Hubbel Chapin

[hubag bohol]

The only vice that cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy. The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy. --William Hazlitt

[hubag bohol]

Hypocrites kick with their hind feet while licking with their tongues. --Russian proverb

[hubag bohol]

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation. --Matthew 23:14 (King James Bible)

[vhinz08]

Ang kabalaka dili makatabang sa ugma nga kahasol, hinunoa makalumpag hinuon kini sa karon nga kalipay.  -  Talpolano

[jorgeanna]

peaceful. blessed. happy. contented. - as posted in my FB account

[Lorenzo]

' i love you, lucino..'

[hubag bohol]

Ang kabalaka dili makatabang sa ugma nga kahasol, hinunoa makalumpag hinuon kini sa karon nga kalipay.  -  Talpolano

Ang kabalaka sama sa siyang tumba-tumba--naglihok pero wala moirog. -- Tapolano

[manilyn]

some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same.

[statesville]

Brains and beauty are nature's gifts; character is your achievement.

[Lorenzo]

some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same.

wow. powerful statement, sis.

[Lorenzo]

"if you knew that what you said would make me bleed, would you do it anyway?"

-anonymous

[Lorenzo]

"come and drink coffee with me. come sit by me."

[jorgeanna]

NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS... nobody sent me a text message yesterday so i guess everything is okay.....

[hubag bohol]

See how nature - trees, flowers, grass - grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence...we need silence to be able to touch souls. --Mother Teresa

[Lorenzo]

"i just want you to know that i do love you."

[Lorenzo]

"have  a nice day, and i'll talk to you again tomorrow, okay?"

[Scarb]

 If and only if You know falang..U would nevah evah say nevah gajud 

(nahan ko sa ako fren nga badarf ija expression and terms with "ah..ah..ah")

[hubag bohol]

If and only if You know falang..U would nevah evah say nevah gajud 

(nahan ko sa ako fren nga badarf ija expression and terms with "ah..ah..ah")

Basta badarf mushy jud... 

[Lorenzo]

"you'd make a great dad,..."

[hubag bohol]

Flattery is a kind of bad money, to which our vanity gives us currency. --Francois de La Rochefoucauld

[Lorenzo]

"knock and the door will be opened unto you..."

[Lorenzo]

"man shall not live by bread alone, but by Every Word that proceeds from the Mouth of God....."

[statesville]

A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired,
   but the world will always keep its eyes on the spot
   where the crack was.

[hubag bohol]

It is a sign that your reputation is small and sinking; if your own tongue must praise you. --Matthew Hale

[cujo]

If I take care of my character,my reputation will take care of itself.

                                                               D.L.Moody

[Lorenzo]

If I take care of my character,my reputation will take care of itself.

                                                               D.L.Moody

love this one.

[Lorenzo]

If we are ever in doubt about what to do, it is a good rule to ask ourselves what we shall wish on the morrow that we had done.

  ~John Lubbock

[statesville]

It is dangerous when our yearning capacity becomes
           greater than our earning capacity.

[hubag bohol]

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. --Mark Twain

[hubag bohol]

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. --Abraham Lincoln

[vhinz08]

One reason a dog is such a lovable creature is his tail wags instead on  his tongue.   

[Lorenzo]

One reason a dog is such a lovable creature is his tail wags instead on  his tongue.   

haha,..


First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
George Bernard Shaw

[cujo]

A neurotic is the man who builds a castle in the air.A psychotic is the man who lives in it.And a psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
                                           Anon



                       

[wolfpack823]

A neurotic is the man who builds a castle in the air.A psychotic is the man who lives in it.And a psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
                                          Anon

                 

It reminded me of a sabungero joke:

Q: Unsaon nimo pagkahibalo nga naay bu**** misulod sa sabungan?
A: Naay gadala og itik
Q: Unsaon nimo pagkahibalo nga naa pay mas bu****?
A: Kay naay mipusta sa itik.
Q: Unsaon nimo pagkahibalo nga naay sindikato sa sabungan?
A: Kay midaog ang itik.

[Lorenzo]

A neurotic is the man who builds a castle in the air.A psychotic is the man who lives in it.And a psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
                                           Anon



                       

To add to the latter part., the psychiatrist is the one who has the right to bill the patient $400 an hour to listen to his spiel.

[cujo]

It reminded me of a sabungero joke:

Q: Unsaon nimo pagkahibalo nga naay bu**** misulod sa sabungan?
A: Naay gadala og itik
Q: Unsaon nimo pagkahibalo nga naa pay mas bu****?
A: Kay naay mipusta sa itik.
Q: Unsaon nimo pagkahibalo nga naay sindikato sa sabungan?
A: Kay midaog ang itik.

He he he.I am happy Wolf that you are back with the land of the living.I enjoyed our lunch with grilled grouper and coleslaw yesterday.Cheer up! you win.Gipakita gyud nimo and kaliwat ni dagohoy nga dili kamao mo surrender.

[cujo]

To add to the latter part., the psychiatrist is the one who has the right to bill the patient $400 an hour to listen to his spiel.

True Dong Bran.That is why I told my friends feel free to pour their heart out and I would listen and its FREE.

[Lorenzo]

True Dong Bran.That is why I told my friends feel free to pour their heart out and I would listen and its FREE.

Lucky kaayo imong friend. Yes, always good to tell a friend or special confidant about troubling feelings instead of keeping it inside. It's never healthy to keep things inside and repress feelings.

[cujo]

Lucky kaayo imong friend. Yes, always good to tell a friend or special confidant about troubling feelings instead of keeping it inside. It's never healthy to keep things inside and repress feelings.

And for the record psychiatrist is not all for crazy people.My friends are not crazy but I am just lucky they trust me as their confidante.I remember when I first came her in U.S.,my mother in law who just lost her husband of 51 years and felt ignored by the children went to see a psychiarist and it did help her a lot.

[Lorenzo]

And for the record psychiatrist is not all for crazy people.My friends are not crazy but I am just lucky they trust me as their confidante.I remember when I first came her in U.S.,my mother in law who just lost her husband of 51 years and felt ignored by the children went to see a psychiarist and it did help her a lot.

Yes, of course, my dear, that is so true. Correct ka!

The psychiatrist/ clinical psychologist is there to hear the deep mental trauma that is affecting the patient's ability to live a functioning life; it can be dealing with loss of a loved one, depression, elderly age, separation, etc.

We'd be surprised to see how much just 'talking' can really help a person. We are always taught in medicine one thing: To listen to the patient, let them be heard.

Just being heard, in actuality, helps in the healing / grieving process.

[hubag bohol]

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. --Rodney Dangerfield

[hubag bohol]

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. --Rodney Dangerfield

[wolfpack823]

He he he.I am happy Wolf that you are back with the land of the living.I enjoyed our lunch with grilled grouper and coleslaw yesterday.Cheer up! you win.Gipakita gyud nimo and kaliwat ni dagohoy nga dili kamao mo surrender.

I am good to go Cuj, you know that! I am not called Iron Butterfly by my peers for nothing,,,

[luckybelle]

John 15:13

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

[cujo]

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants his footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm.

                        William cowper

[hubag bohol]

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books. --Samuel Butler

[wolfpack823]

When in doubt, consult your instinct and you will never go wrong.

[statesville]

A temper displayed in public is indecent exposure.

[cujo]

A poem begins with a lump in a throat;a homesickness or lovesickness.It is a  reaching-out toward expression;an effort to find fulfillment.A complete poem is one where an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words.

                                 Robert Frost

[hubag bohol]

Poetry is the journal of the sea animal living on land, wanting to fly in the air. Poetry is a search for syllables to shoot at the barriers of the unknown and the unknowable. Poetry is a phantom script telling how rainbows are made and why they go away. --Carl Sandburg

[Scarb]

 Poetry is the so-called "tambutzö" of the poetisch whom membranes is stirred by option and concept ~Agokoy~ 

[cujo]

A poet dares to be just so clear and no clearer;he approaches lucid ground warily,like a mariner who is determined not to scrape his bottom on anything solid.A poet's pleasure is to withhold a little of his meaning,to intensify by mystification.He unzips the veil from beauty,but does not remove it.A poet utterly clear is a trifle glaring.

                              E.B.White

[Scarb]

A poet dares to be just so clear and no clearer;he approaches lucid ground warily,like a mariner who is determined not to scrape his bottom on anything solid.
A poet's pleasure is to withhold a little of his meaning,to intensify by mystification.He unzips the veil from beauty,but does not remove it.
A poet utterly clear is a trifle glaring.

                              E.B.White

Fantastikoo.."five roots" -agree..! (thumbs³) ♥ it..!