Italian Joke

Started by MikeLigalig.com, February 21, 2010, 02:47:41 PM

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I coma one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorts the lady indignantly. "In this country we
don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," says the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? I'm a justa
tellin my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
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ms da binsi

bwahahahhahahahah!

i just love italians! aw ehe i love the joke!

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