Do You Need Boots or A Hat?

[ms da binsi]

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
 
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging
down again tomorrow!'

Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,  'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'

[glacier_71]

whahahahaha...but i feel i need a pair of boots this time.

[ms da binsi]

whahahahaha...but i feel i need a pair of boots this time.

ajaw padungga si Manay ana Glace! hhahahahha! kay ngano nasubrahan ug cialis? aw ehe sajup! hahahha! hala ka Glace ang "warning sign"? see your physician if it persist for 4 hours raba daw!

hwahahahha!

[glacier_71]

ajaw padungga si Manay ana Glace! hhahahahha! kay ngano nasubrahan ug cialis? aw ehe sajup! hahahha! hala ka Glace ang "warning sign"? see your physician if it persist for 4 hours raba daw!

hwahahahha!

delikado nang warninga, mdb, kay gwafo ra ba ning akong doktor....hahahahaha. madisgrasya tag way oras.

[Chongki]

hahahahaha