Hearsays

[jorgeanna]

Hearsays
Pedro, an OFW received mails from his neighbors informing him that his wife was playing with fire. So he decided to go home and upon arrival went directly to the municipal judge to file an adultery case against his wife.

Pedro: Honorable Judge, I came here to file a case against my infidel wife.
Judge: What do you mean?
Pedro: She is playing with fire. She got another lover.
Judge: Do you have proof for this?
Pedro: No but that is what I heard from my neighbors.
Judge: Pedro you better go home. Hearsays are not accepted in court.

Upon turning his back, Pedro released some bad air from his stomach and this did not pass without bothering the judge.

Judge: Pedro, you farted inside my courthouse. That is very disrespectful.
Pedro: Judge, you are accusing me. Have you seen it?
Judge: No, but I've heard it.
Pedro: Judge, you better go home and plant camote. Hearsays are not acceptable in court.

[mistyeyed]

Hahahahaha

[simplylee]

bryte ni si pedro dah lupigan man ang judge hehehehehe

[Chongki]

bwahahaha

[ang sacristan]

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