How do you tell your man his penis is small?

[glacier_71]

(n.b. this topic is culled from Comran's comment.)

boyz....your turn. aw, gurlz diay. 

[ms da binsi]

basta gagmay ug mga tudlo labi na ang kumagko! hahaha!

ang akong mga barkada nga mga bajut nag tudlo nako ana!

ingon sila kanang nag bugdo niha Ya kay labakara ra na! ayaw tuo ana!

bwahahhahaha!

[comran]

Thank Glace for posting!

In the first place I would not be with one...heheh!  If by accident I happen to be with one.....I will ran away as fast as I can...hehehe!
Seriously, that is something we women should find out before we get intimate with them, right? Just like men would like to know if you are a virgin or not, etc. 

Sorry, for being blunt and honest but that's just the way it goes.

[hubag bohol]

Luoy diay ang mga GRO...

[mistyeyed]

Hala lisod pod ni iingon noh,diba luoy ug imong ingnon ug gamay lagi imoha ay.

[hofelina]

Ang ilong ang tan-awon! Mas maayo akoy tan-aw ..dili ang ilong ha?

[hubag bohol]

Lisod, kay basin masumbalikan ka...

[mistyeyed]

Bwahahaha,sama sa?example dayon..

[hubag bohol]

He he, ato lang ipaagig estorya. Taym sa, aho sang pangitaon tong ahong file...

[mistyeyed]

Hahahaha,sige magpa abot ra pod ko.

[david]

Lisod, kay basin masumbalikan ka...

bitaw lisod pod og mosumbalik, basin moingon nga dili gamay ning ahoa, kanang imoha maoy dako

[comran]

If its hard to ask in person, maybe thru pictures.  He can always provide you a picture of his "thingy".  I would rather embarass him now than embarass him while you are about to do it.  My g***!  I would die laughing if I had to look for it because its too small....hehehe!

[mistyeyed]

Hahahaha, dili, moingon di gamay ning ahoa,kanang imoha luag na.

[jamelma]

It doesn't matter if it is small as long as he knows how to work his tongue.

[comran]

Nonsense.... that is just an excuse.  Most men would show their tool right away if they are confident about the size.  If they dont have it... baby, they will not flaunt it!  LOL

[MikeLigalig.com]

I just read: "How To Give Your Woman A Screaming Orgasm." Penis size was not mentioned in the book.

[jamelma]

Size doesn't matter as long as he knows how to use his tongue.

[pioneer]

Friends,

Read "The Hite Report."

[comran]

I call that denial! Tongue is great for foreplay and in-between but you cannot have an actual penetration or intercourse with a tongue.  Personally speaking, I do not need a book to tell me what works for me.  I just happen to know what I want and can give me the most satisfaction.  Bluntly speaking, honey size DOES matters.

[mistyeyed]

It doesn't matter if it is small as long as he knows how to work his tongue.

[hubag bohol]

A woman woke up and told her boyfriend about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10."

BF: "What about one my size?"

GF: "Didn't get a bid!"

The boyfriend wants revenge, so the next morning he tells his girlfriend about his dream last night. "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."

GF: "What about ones like mine?"

BF: "That's where they held the auction."

Bwahaha.

[hofelina]

Kining makahimamat ka ug gamay, makakanta ka ug " Saan, Saan ako nagkamali", samtang ang daku jamoo, mokanta ka ug" Haleluya, Haleluyaaaaaaaaaaaah"

[jorgeanna]

unsay tima-ilhan nga gamay cya og penis? dapat naa ka tape measure?

[hofelina]

Kidding aside some postings have given the correct answer, that the size is not important, it is how you wield your gun. Cunnilingus is terribly exciting but no compare to the real thing,  but a big one brings a joyous ha ha ha ha!

[Chongki]

best thing to do is itesting usa aron di mukanta og "regrets"

[Candijaynon]

Ang size sa tiil sa laki mao kuno pud ang size sa ijaha. Tinood ba ni guys?

[bugsay]

Ang size sa tiil sa laki mao kuno pud ang size sa ijaha. Tinood ba ni guys?

Pangutan-a si Bai Hubs, kay murag tulo ka buok tiil ana niya......

peace bai, pasayloa ko nga gi libkas nako imong sekreto...nyahahahah

[Candijaynon]

Pangutan-a si Bai Hubs, kay murag tulo ka buok tiil ana niya......

peace bai, pasayloa ko nga gi libkas nako imong sekreto...nyahahahah

Nganong si Manoy Bots man ang imo patubagon Sir Bugs? Ikaw diay, di diay ka katubag sa ahong pangutana? heheheh....

[bugsay]

Nganong si Manoy Bots man ang imo patubagon Sir Bugs? Ikaw diay, di diay ka katubag sa ahong pangutana? heheheh....

di lang ko Ms Candy...ang tag-iya lang ang tagaan natog prebilihiyo nga mosulti sa tinuod.....naa ra man na diha...nagpahipi.

[Candijaynon]

di lang ko Ms Candy...ang tag-iya lang ang tagaan natog prebilihiyo nga mosulti sa tinuod.....naa ra man na diha...nagpahipi.

Tinood ba kaha intawon ni kay ang akong 12 year old son size 10 ra ba ang tiil.

[Scarb]

Pangutan-a si Bai Hubs, kay murag tulo ka buok tiil ana niya......

peace bai, pasayloa ko nga gi libkas nako imong sekreto...nyahahahah

agoi Hubskie gi libkas nya oh, bukingan na ug sugod


   unZaon pag sulti? sayon ra ah, pa dungog dungogon lang ani oh
       "huh mora man tag nag labay ug toothpick ani in d middle of a ballroom"
            hahay if i know pa lamang - never jud hikhak³ sowe po

[glacier_71]

Nonsense.... that is just an excuse.  Most men would show their tool right away if they are confident about the size.  If they dont have it... baby, they will not flaunt it!  LOL

that's probably the reason most porno flicks employs big "Ds"... but too bad, our forum, comran, won't tolerate such flaunting to safeguard our sensibilities over our physical sexual attributes. certainly our guys have no excuse to tell for we can sense their wives seem satisfied. 

[glacier_71]

Tinood ba kaha intawon ni kay ang akong 12 year old son size 10 ra ba ang tiil.

bwahahahaha...check-upa kanunay na, Candi, kay basin inig edad ana og 20, mura na na unyag naay gapuyong dragon atubangan sa imong anak...hahahahha

[comran]

Glace, I didnt mean for you guys to flaunt here in the forum....hehehe - but to your partner.  Satisfaction depends on each individual, right.  To each his own!

[comran]

Candi, definitely not true! Feet or fingers are not a conclusive measure of a man's tool.

[glacier_71]

Glace, I didnt mean for you guys to flaunt here in the forum....hehehe - but to your partner.  Satisfaction depends on each individual, right.  To each his own!

this is why some would say Size doesn't really matter much as other individual's area of satisfaction is not contained in size alone. other prefers foreplay over the sexual IC. as you say, one's satisfaction is different from the other. your saying that you're insatiable however is truly eye-popping...hahahhaa 

[comran]

Hello Glace,  I am simply sharing what I love and am not a bit embarassed. I know, I am different from a lot of women... hey what can I say! Also, I am not talking about a quickie encounter rather than a 45 minutes (at least) of slow, passionate and sensual love making.  Whewwww! Is it getting hot in here....hehehe!

Ciao
Carmen

[glacier_71]

Hello Glace,  I am simply sharing what I love and am not a bit embarassed. I know, I am different from a lot of women... hey what can I say! Also, I am not talking about a quickie encounter rather than a 45 minutes (at least) of slow, passionate and sensual love making.  Whewwww! Is it getting hot in here....hehehe!

Ciao
Carmen

camen,

i truly admire your openness and sincerity. i guess many of us here also share my sentiment. we hope it will build us up to become cyber-friends of this forum/community. we certainly appreciate your sharing us also of your expertise  in various topics posted here.

welcome to TB...again.

[comran]

You are welcome Glace! Thank you for accomodating me. You will only get nothing but honesty, frankness and bluntness, to say the least of my postings here.  I will not sugar coat anything.

Ciao     
Carmen

[Lorenzo]

My love does say:

Size does matter, but what works is how a man uses his ship. Steam through soft, and rough waters. Brave the storms throughout the entire duration.

hehe.

[glacier_71]

You are welcome Glace! Thank you for accomodating me. You will only get nothing but honesty, frankness and bluntness, to say the least of my postings here.  I will not sugar coat anything.

Ciao     
Carmen

you surely will fire up several of our conservative members with your blunt and frank comment, and more so to our guys who are academic, sexual and religious. hehehe

we hope you enjoy your staying at TubagBohol...

should you have any concerns like rules and obligations (hahaha), the admins are more than willing to help you...

TB Admins:

Mike Ligalig
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[Lorenzo]

hahaha!

Deadly combination: Beautiful, intelligent, frank, direct, honest, woman.

The knees of men will buckle. Sure ko ana.

[comran]

I appreciate it Glace! I have met and made friends from all walks of life and I can honestly and humbly say I have a versatile personality. I can contribute through my experiences from issues involving academia, politics, hobbies, religion, etc.

More power to your forum and I am having a blast - can't you tell?

Ciao

[glacier_71]

how to tell?

sign language -- raise my pinkie and this -> 

[comran]

LMAO - Glace!     

Gesture well taken!

Ciao

[voda]

murag interested ko ani na topic da.....having married very early deprives me from seeing those different sizes....but im not that curious hinoon kay modesty aside gifted man jud pod ako bana....hahahaha.....pero i sometimes wonder jud btaw if does size really matters...

[janjan]

murag interested ko ani na topic da.....having married very early deprives me from seeing those different sizes....but im not that curious hinoon kay modesty aside gifted man jud pod ako bana....hahahaha.....pero i sometimes wonder jud btaw if does size really matters...

it does matter hahaha  bitaw  dependi siguro sa boho

[comran]

Hahah! Here we go again... yes Voda, if you ask me it does matter. I am just wondering, for the sake of discourse, what do you consider as "gifted"? or big? or small? I absolutely sure we will have differences in opinion when it comes to this!

Ciao!

[AsPo]

size doesnt matter,basta ok ang performance niya.mag unsa man ang dako unja kuto rag sulod.wala gihapon nada.bahala cute ang penis basta majo mo ang performance satis fied na

[Lorenzo]

So the saying "Date before you marry" comes to mind. lol!

Well, ladies, go on, go on!

[ms da binsi]

The only thing i can say to this topic is, it depends on YOU, WE WOMEN! I myself never depended on any  of my MEN! I have to do things what i want from him myself for my own satisfaction whether he has a gigantic or a toothpick!


NAKS!!! jawk ra ni! hahahhaha pero tinuod! ngano magpatara ra ba diay mo?

[Chongki]

nice

[Lorenzo]

So the say goes, "Work it!"

A woman can be an angel in appearance, but a tigress in bed.

[glacier_71]

The only thing i can say to this topic is, it depends on YOU, WE WOMEN! I myself never depended on any  of my MEN! I have to do things what i want from him myself for my own satisfaction whether he has a gigantic or a toothpick!


NAKS!!! jawk ra ni! hahahhaha pero tinuod! ngano magpatara ra ba diay mo?

kung toothpick size, magbantay jud kay, mdb, unyag bisan asa na lang buhoa sa lawas mosoksok..pero og gigantic, never mind to keep watch kay mangita jud nag saktong sudlanan....kung di na jud mada, pwede na lang gam-ong unlan...bahahahaha.

[glacier_71]

So the say goes, "Work it!"

A woman can be an angel in appearance, but a tigress in bed.

like GRRRRR, enz? hehe

[Lorenzo]

hahaha, like: GRRRRRRRRR, YAAAA, etc etc.

Depends on the sexual creativity,primality of the woman in heat.

[ms da binsi]

bwahahahha! mabuang ko ninyo Grrrr!

[Lorenzo]

Para nako, she doesn't say GRRRRRRR


she says, "Oh so Lucino is challenging me?"

Mo smile ko dayon

Wrestling match begins again. Take 6

LOL!

[Lorenzo]

like GRRRRR, enz? hehe

Beware of the quiet and innocent looking ones. They're the really freaky ones.
I once dated a girl who I thought was very innocent, eeeeeerp! WRONG!
This girl was crazy, like literally. Crazy.

Took my breath away. Hmmp. :X

[ms da binsi]

Beware of the quiet and innocent looking ones. They're the really freaky ones.
I once dated a girl who I thought was very innocent, eeeeeerp! WRONG!
This girl was crazy, like literally. Crazy.

Took my breath away. Hmmp. :X

mo tuo sad ko ana Lor.

[Lorenzo]

mmmhmmm, the say "judge not a book by its cover" comes to mind.

hows life, dabins?

[carlingv]

As the saying goes "Don't admire a pen on how it is made but how it writes".Girls if your BF who have a super size thing on him it doesn't count if he don't know how to use it.There are so many intricate procedure to satisfy your sexual ego size are  irrelevant

[ms da binsi]

mmmhmmm, the say "judge not a book by its cover" comes to mind.

hows life, dabins?

same as usual Lors. enjoying the 63 oF temp. ;P

[Lorenzo]

same as usual Lors. enjoying the 63 oF temp. ;P

Oh very nice, how is your pond that you were building? Have you placed fishes inside yet?

I assume now, the maple tree leaves are changing beautifully.

Good to hear all is well with you.

[ms da binsi]

Oh very nice, how is your pond that you were building? Have you placed fishes inside yet?

I assume now, the maple tree leaves are changing beautifully.

Good to hear all is well with you.

wa nay leaves oi! hurot na! the pond has small fishes and frogs waiting for someone to bring down his hooks and poles.

[Lorenzo]

lol @ hooks and poles. how cute.

enjoy your weather then, msdabinsi.

[jamelma]

Foreplay is part of having sex & penetration is the consumation of it.  What is penetration without foreplay?  You might as well use a toy.  With foreplay, you can have multiple orgasm before you finally release the final explosion.   That is sex with passion. 

[Vito Andoline]

Foreplay is part of having sex & penetration is the consumation of it.  What is penetration without foreplay?  You might as well use a toy.  With foreplay, you can have multiple orgasm before you finally release the final explosion.   That is sex with passion. 

kani mura ug klaro na explaination. usa ba pud ang dila?

[AsPo]

kani mura ug klaro na explaination. usa ba pud ang dila?

ngano naapil man ang dila.naa diay penis imo dila vitz?

[Vito Andoline]

ngano naapil man ang dila.naa diay penis imo dila vitz?

hahaha.murag has layas ba.

mura gud ug  buho sa  kasag kuuton daan kung naa bay sulod

[AsPo]

hahaha.murag has layas ba.

mura gud ug  buho sa  kasag kuuton daan kung naa bay sulod

pag abtik dila,kay unja mapaakan

[Vito Andoline]

pag abtik dila,kay unja mapaakan

kung di kamao motila wa jud ayo.hahaha.mura ra gakaon ug suman.

example ang ice cream.di man lami kung kaonon dajon dapat tilaan una.

[AsPo]

kung di kamao motila wa jud ayo.hahaha.mura ra gakaon ug suman.

example ang ice cream.di man lami kung kaonon dajon dapat tilaan una.

hahahha
mula taas sa ice cream hangang tumoy

[Vito Andoline]

hahahha
mula taas sa ice cream hangang tumoy

hahaha.sige siguro ka kaon ug ice cream meow kay hanas man ka kaajo na

[AsPo]

hahaha.sige siguro ka kaon ug ice cream meow kay hanas man ka kaajo na

sobra pa sa hanas vitz.sige jod ko kaon,labina kay init sa pinas,lami kaon kanunay ice cream.tilatilaan una,to enjoy it.

[Vito Andoline]

sobra pa sa hanas vitz.sige jod ko kaon,labina kay init sa pinas,lami kaon kanunay ice cream.tilatilaan una,to enjoy it.

hahaha.mao na  di basihan ang  gamay ug dako na penis.

[AsPo]

hahaha.mao na  di basihan ang  gamay ug dako na penis.

bitaw no,kong dako dili nimo ma enjoy kay lood tan awon
hahahhahha

[Vito Andoline]

bitaw no,kong dako dili nimo ma enjoy kay lood tan awon
hahahhahha

hahaha. kung gamay looy pud tan-awon

[AsPo]

hahaha. kung gamay looy pud tan-awon

kong gamay cute tan awon,og dako hadlok tan awon ,kay mura na og baksan

[Vito Andoline]

kong gamay cute tan awon,og dako hadlok tan awon ,kay mura na og baksan

hahaha.ang kuyaw meow ug dilang  gasanga.

[AsPo]

hahaha.ang kuyaw meow ug dilang  gasanga.

murag ganahan og =magsanga
hahahha

[Vito Andoline]

murag ganahan og =magsanga
hahahha

bisan asa mo tila.hahaha

[Scarb]

kong gamay cute tan awon,og dako hadlok tan awon ,kay mura na og baksan

hadlok pod ky unja morag molikos nga Sawa ja²

[Scarb]

murag ganahan og =magsanga
hahahha

ajaw na kana ra cucumber ky insakto ra jud
   ang baksan morag maka pungä ngew!

[Vito Andoline]

hadlok pod ky unja morag molikos nga Sawa ja²

hahaha.murag natunok sa hibi2x

[Vito Andoline]

ajaw na kana ra cucumber ky insakto ra jud
   ang baksan morag maka pungä ngew!


hahaha.murag lastikko diay na.kung sige nimo gamiton bangan2x  muluag jud na.

[comran]

I am just revisiting this question that I started and I can see we have somehow digress a little bit.  Anyway, I hope everyone is enjoyed reading the responses!

Hugs and kisses!
Carmen

[kiamoy]

It doesn't matter if it is small as long as he knows how to work his tongue.

i beg to differ. not all women enjoys this. also some enjoys it thru their walls and not their gates

Size does matter, but what works is how a man uses his ship.

i think this is more like it. size really does matter. but if he doesn't know how to satisfy a woman using his asset, then i think it's time for the girl to work it. i mean, girls just can't lay down!! it's soooo 17th century.



and how to tell his size without "doing" it?  go to the beach and have him wear boxers!!! haha im sure if he's using towel extenders, it'll fall down. haha LoL

[ms da binsi]

i mean, girls just can't lay down!! it's soooo 17th century.

wahahahha! for the girls way back then, it must be mesirable to have that foreign stuff inside her and the guy on top of her? forget it!  hahahaha!

Kiams you are a woman of the millennium!

[jamo2x]

''Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.''

''Okay then,'' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

''I am so sorry,'' she said. ''I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?''




...''It's swollen,'' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

*******


nyahahahahaha, morag related man ni sa topic dwe. 

[Moyhua]

Hala lisod pod ni iingon noh,diba luoy ug imong ingnon ug gamay lagi imoha ay.

Unja pa lng mo motabag pod nga, ang-ang kay murag langob naman pod nang imoha!  Hahahahaha!

[Mulligan]

This is the answer:

Men who have a huge feet usually have a long and larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge .....................................
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Shoes.     

[buwadsanga]

ingon sila was size na. kon dili sa dila ug pagdala sa sex with style......

[Mulligan]

Break sa.  

+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Usa ka tawo nipalit ug condom sa tindahan.

Laki........... :  Papalita ra ko ug condom miss.

Tindera......  : Sayz sir.

Laki...........  : Medyo na-uwaw. Gihunghung ug ingon sa tindera:  Small lang miss.

Tindera......  : Nagkawata ug ni-ingon.  Ingon ko sir, tag sayz pesos (Ps 6) !  Wa ko mo-ingon nga unsa ang size !!!  


 

[jamo2x]

Unja pa lng mo motabag pod nga, ang-ang kay murag langob naman pod nang imoha!  Hahahahaha!

waaaaaaaahahahahaha....woi Angie...dis-a man ka ga tago...panagsa lng lagi ka moagi dwe....miz u

[Scarb]

''Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.''

''Okay then,'' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

''I am so sorry,'' she said. ''I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?''




...''It's swollen,'' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

*******


nyahahahahaha, morag related man ni sa topic dwe. 

kafaertz ! (laughing)

[jamo2x]

kafaertz ! (laughing)

ahahahahahaa, ni hubag na diay to, waaaaaaahihihihihihi

[AsPo]

ahahahahahaa, ni hubag na diay to, waaaaaaahihihihihihi

basin napaakan og otitod

[jamo2x]

basin napaakan og otitod

basig na agian og til-as mao ni hubag....elowwww meow....muzta man dha sa imong dapit...tugnaw bah?

[AsPo]

basig na agian og til-as mao ni hubag....elowwww meow....muzta man dha sa imong dapit...tugnaw bah?

hi
ok raman ko,dili na tugnaw kaayo kay nigawas na ang adlaw.last week lang tugnaw.