The other husband

[Gener]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the husband's best friend was dead on their porch.

[hofelina]

Walastik Gener, akala ko ikaw yung man on the porch!

[Gener]

Walastik Gener, akala ko ikaw yung man on the porch!

hahahaha, pag naimbento yan sa pilipinas, malamang maraming matatakot na babaero, nyahhaha

[ms da binsi]

wahahahhahahha!

[Moyhua]

hahahaha, pag naimbento yan sa pilipinas, malamang maraming matatakot na babaero, nyahhaha

Ya, para yong mga taong takot sa responsibilidad, magising! Di na lng sila basta-basta "in and out of the cave" and walk away!

[ms da binsi]

But you know what? i wont blame the dead guy here! it was the woman's fault! for heaven's sake di man lang nag hanap ng condom o kung wala kahit  ZIPLOC! kung di pa sha nagpa ganyan di sana mamamatay si bestpin! putris na babae!!

kawawang dead guy!

hahahhah

[Bambi]

hahahaha, pag naimbento yan sa pilipinas, malamang maraming matatakot na babaero, nyahhaha

so beware 99% Pinoys whahahahaha 

[willmerit]

wahahahahhah!

[Gener]

siguro kung ang lalaki ang may obaryo, di na mag-iisip na mambabae, kasi kami rin ang mabubuntis eh, pero siguro, mga babae naman ang magiging lalakero pag nagkataon,