The Irish Sex Fairy

Started by Barbaro, June 22, 2007, 06:17:05 AM

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Barbaro




1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.


2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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hazel

well, all of the above mentioned are for ones good....will better find a partner soon. hahaha

PrincessSaDagat

Oy! I just came from Ireland ...hmm.

hazel

mao bah prinsesa? I think it's universal and doesn't apply only to Ireland.

lumine


Oy! I just came from Ireland ...hmm.

nice nimo oy kay cge ra man ka travel.
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Barbaro


well, all of the above mentioned are for ones good....will better find a partner soon. hahaha
go go gow Hazel..
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hazel


go go gow Hazel..

asa man ko mo go barbaro? ;D

Barbaro

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hazel


to find a better partner..

better and ideal...:)

PrincessSaDagat


nice nimo oy kay cge ra man ka travel.

Salamat lumine ... my husband's work project man sakay sakay lang pod ko.

jade

mao ba? murag tinood murag dili...ngano mana uban nangluspad man? hahaha...

Sigbin II

Buno!  Bangko-lamesa, tinidor-kutsara, plato-platito, sud-an, adobo, pahawa ka!

hazel




10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


Really?! wala naman lagi ko asthma bisan wa ko mag sex..;D

ms da binsi




1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.


2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
=============
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
=============
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
=============
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
=============
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
===========! ==
7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
=============
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
=============

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
=============

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.



100% true, tuo gyud ko ana.

C2H4

Ako pud, ms belle.

Tuo pud ko.

Hahaha!

If you're going through hell...keep on going...

ms da binsi

ahaaaaaaaaa!

gotcha!!!!!



miss u girl...

Happy

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner

Mao diay ingon sila nga sexercise is the best  ;D
"There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it with perfect moments"

C2H4


ahaaaaaaaaa!

gotcha!!!!!



miss u girl...

miss you too, ms belle! labs yah!

If you're going through hell...keep on going...

C2H4


Mao diay ingon sila nga sexercise is the best  ;D

Hmmn, Ms Happy, nganong tambok man lagi ko?

I must not be getting enough exercise.

:P
If you're going through hell...keep on going...

Happy

C2 kuwang pa nang imong pag sexercise haha
"There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it with perfect moments"

C2H4

Aw cge ms happy,

adlaw adlawon na nako, syaro'g dili ko mo niwang!

hahaha! joke!

If you're going through hell...keep on going...

Happy

"There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it with perfect moments"

ms da binsi


C2H4

wahahaha!

lisod pud adlaw adlawon ms belle, manakit atong hawak ana

wahahahaha

If you're going through hell...keep on going...

ms da binsi

mao ba? di ko kahinumdom ug nanakit ahong hawak


bwahahhahahhhahahhaahhah joke ra na para katawa!!! hahahhahhaha

C2H4

ms belle, gi adlaw adlaw jud diay na nimo ang imong patid2x ha

;D
If you're going through hell...keep on going...

ms da binsi

wahahhahhahhahahha joke ra na! ikaw pod hahhahhaha