Bana seloso kaayo

[pioneer]

Dear Trio,

Tinuod gyud ni nga panghitabo kay kaila na ko ang hingtungdan (boholana). I don't want to name names for the story can stand alone without specific names.

Babae ni siya nga ang bana labihan ka seloso. Ang nakaparat kay bisan babae selosan. Gusto sa bana nga ang iyang asawa naa ra gyud sa iya magtungkawo kanunay, sa iya ra gyud tanan attention. Luoy gyud sya kaayo.

Alang kang Rose ug Chin, kay babae man mo, unsa kahay inyong buhaton kon kamo ang hingtungdan?

Mike (on behalf of many women nga nag-antos sa ilang mga bana)

[queen]

Dear Boholana wife,

A lil jealousy in every relationship sparks the romance upbeat. It is in fact needed once in a while to perk up a very comfortable and dormant 10 or 20-year relationship. It reminds the partners that hey, I do care!

However, you are not in this situation. It seems to me that your husband's jealousy has gone overboard. How unreasonable it is to get jealous even with your female friends. This is what you call, INSECURITY. Yes, your husband is suffering from insecurities and it has taken its toll on you and the relationship.

What do do? Assure him that he's the only one. Tell him sweet nothings out of the blue. If you need to lie for this, then you have to. Even if he has a beer belly, you can say, more is better than less. You can lie further by saying, "One of the best part of your body I love most is your tummy. I love its softness; I love the comfort it brings to my arms and legs resting on it."

And when you're together especially in public, indulge in PDA (Public Display of Affection). This will wake him up from coma that hey, my wife is proud of me. Take him with you to your night outs with your girl friends. This signals him that you're not keeping anything from him and he's someone you love to tag along with.

My final words, do the bedroom calisthenics like your P.E. teacher is watching with flawless eyes. Strip, pole dance, blow job, tease. Then whisper to his ears, I'm all yours, exclusively yours, body, mind, and spirit.

If it wouldn't work, get back to me and kindly explain further the circumstances surrounding your marriage.

Good luck to you wifey.

Faithfully yours,

Rose (on behalf of the trio)

P.S. If you have no intention of remaining married to your unreasonably jealous husband, then don't note my words. Go file an annulment or legal separation instead.  

[Barbaro]

annulment ang tsada cguro aron pwedi ka magpakasal ug otro..

[queen]

annulment ang tsada cguro aron pwedi ka magpakasal ug otro..

Thanks for seconding the motion, Barbaro. You are now officially hired as the Trio's Consultant.  

[Barbaro]

ha ha ha tnx, dili na trio ug naako.. cuadro na..

[queen]

ha ha ha tnx, dili na trio ug naako.. cuadro na..

Please don't ruin The Triumvirate, The Fantastic Three, The Power Three, or The Trio. Please settle as a consultant. Isn't it great enough?

[hubag bohol]

My final words, do the bedroom calisthenics like your P.E. teacher is watching with flawless eyes. Strip, pole dance, blow job, tease. Then whisper to his ears, I'm all yours, exclusively yours, body, mind, and spirit.

Gisunod ba kaha ni sa hingtungdan? 

[luckybelle]

Gisunod ba kaha ni sa hingtungdan? 

Oi, kuryos... harhar 

[hubag bohol]

Oi, kuryos... harhar 

He he, basin ba nangita siyag partner nga kapraktisan... 

[statesville]

lisod ning mga seloso, ilang asawa dili na lang makaligo, pirme lang manimahong ginamos   

[hubag bohol]

lisod ning mga seloso, ilang asawa dili na lang makaligo, pirme lang manimahong ginamos   

  Nganong di man makaligo? Kay perming kuanon?