Some Stories About Marriage

[slackware]

  Once there was a young man who was so eager to know about marriage in other cultures around the world. So one day, he asks his father. “Dad, is it true that in Indian or in Arabian culture, the husband doesn’t know to whom he is marrying until after several days of their marriage?” The father smiled and said,” Son, actually it did happen everywhere all the time.”
   
  The moral lesson of this story is that during our engagement period, we are so in love and too blind to see the flaws and imperfection of the one we fall in love with. Just like what it implies in the next situation.

  After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
   
  Truly marriage is a very powerful institution that only God can revoke its purpose. In order to make a marriage work happily ever after, it would be a perfect combination for a blind wife and a deaf husband. For a blind wife will not see the mistakes of her husband and a deaf husband will not hear the naggings of his wife.

[ms da binsi]

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
I think of it many times bisan karon but I never let it come out from my mouth kay apil naman gud na sa package deal sa kaminyoon!

OT: pwerte inlaba naman tingali nimo Slack! o kaminjoon na ka!

[slackware]

baliktad tya! brokenhearted ko for almost 3days na...

[ms da binsi]

waheheheh abi nako 3 years, 3 days pa diay? sus pwede pa na i patch up oi!

hahahah

[slackware]

gikapoyan na ko tya!

[ms da binsi]

Oi simbako kun ikaw lalaki gikapoy na hala pahuway! wa jud nay ajo nga baje! daghan baje Slacks, ug balikan nimo sha mogara man na!

[C2H4]

On one flight, a stewardess noticed an older couple who were holding hands and very sweet to each other.

stewardess: You two look so in love. If you don't mind, how long have you two been married?

husband: looking lovingly at his wife, we've been married 50 years but it feels like 5 minutes...

and just as the stewardess was about to gush...the husband said,

"feels like 5 minutes underwater!"

hehehe, that pretty much sums it up...*joke*

[ms da binsi]

On one flight, a stewardess noticed an older couple who were holding hands and very sweet to each other.

stewardess: You two look so in love. If you don't mind, how long have you two been married?

husband: looking lovingly at his wife, we've been married 50 years but it feels like 5 minutes...

and just as the stewardess was about to gush...the husband said,

"feels like 5 minutes underwater!"

hehehe, that pretty much sums it up...*joke*

hahhaha

i like it!

[C2H4]

^hehehe, nabasa na nako nga story sa reader's digest ms belle, sa dalaga pa ko...

now I know what 5 minutes underwater means

hahahaha