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THE LAST APPENDIX TO "YANKEE
DOODLE"
by Various Authors (compiled by Burton Egbert Stevenson)

Yankee Doodle sent to Town
His goods for exhibition;
Everybody ran him down,
And laugh'd at his position.
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They thought him all the world behind;
A goney, muff, or noodle;
Laugh on, good people,—never mind—
Says quiet Yankee Doodle.
Chorus
—Yankee Doodle, keep it up,
Yankee Doodle Dandy!
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy!
Yankee Doodle had a craft,
A rather tidy clipper,
And he challenged, while they laughed,
The Britishers to whip her.
Their whole yacht-squadron she outsped,
And that on their own water;
Of all the lot she went ahead,
And they came nowhere arter.
O'er Panamà there was a scheme
Long talked of, to pursue a
Short route—which many thought a dream—
By Lake Nicaragua.
John Bull discussed the plan on foot,
With slow irresolution,
While Yankee Doodle went and put
It into execution.
A steamer of the Collins line,
A Yankee Doodle's notion,
Has also quickest cut the brine
Across the Atlantic Ocean.
And British Agents, no ways slow
Her merits to discover,
Have been and bought her—just to tow
The Cunard packets over.
Your gunsmiths of their skill may crack,
But that again don't mention:
I guess that Colts' revolvers whack
Their very first invention.
By Yankee Doodle, too, you're beat
Downright in Agriculture,
With his machine for reaping wheat,
Chawed up as by a vulture.
You also fancied, in your pride,
Which truly is tarnation,
Them British locks of yourn defied
The rogues of all creation;
But Chubbs' and Bramah's Hobbs has picked,
And you must now be viewed all
As having been completely licked
By glorious Yankee Doodle.

Source: Project Gutenberg

Source: Project Gutenberg